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Your Simpsons character
The user is a 17‑year‑old male who constantly expresses teenage angst, self‑doubt and a craving for excitement, which mirrors Bart’s rebellious, sensitive young‑man persona. Tweets like 'Feeling like a loser, feeling like a bum Sitting on the outside, observing the fun' and 'My life probably isn’t as miserable as I think it is, but I believe it is, so it’s the same thing' capture that classic Bart‑style over‑thinking and frustration. The frequent sexual curiosity ('The teenage boy urge to fuck a milf') and impulse‑driven behavior ('Two krispy kreme glazed donuts as preworkout') echo Bart’s mischievous, impulsive nature. Additionally, the user’s self‑destructive streak ('I’m just living on nerves and feelings with a weak and a lazy mind') aligns with Bart’s tendency to act out when feeling insecure. Overall, the blend of teenage rebellion, emotional volatility and a desire for attention best fits Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows a strong introverted focus on inner emotional life, as seen in 'It gets so lonely trying not to be alone' and 'I’m just living on nerves and feelings with a weak and a lazy mind'. They favor intuition, using abstract and future‑oriented language like 'The deadly boredom of immortality!' and 'My Awakening Arc in 2026'. Their decision‑making is driven by personal values and feelings, evident in 'I wish I were a kindhearted and friendly homosexual like the others' and 'The internet is not ruining my life, it’s my life!'. They display a perceiving, flexible lifestyle, often embracing spontaneous habits such as 'Two krispy kreme glazed donuts as preworkout' and constantly revising self‑improvement plans like the list in 'My Awakening Arc in 2026'. This combination of introversion, intuition, feeling, and perceiving aligns best with the INFP personality type.

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Manila‑based AI enthusiast & part‑time poet. Survived a 48‑hour meme binge, now coding, coffee, and chasing meaning.– @dionysianchaos

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The "Immortal Boredom Spritz" captures the paradox of endless ennui and fleeting thrills that the user describes in their bio, "The deadly boredom of immortality!". Dark rum provides the deep, brooding base reflecting their raw self‑reflection like "I’m feeling rough I’m feeling raw I’m in the prime of my life". A shot of cold brew espresso mirrors the caffeine‑fueled chaos of "Matcha espresso and zero sugar soju pregame" and the constant search for a quick high. A splash of soju adds a Filipino night‑out vibe, echoing the tweet "My instagram reels are full of native filipina girls getting with white american men, and I get the same dopamine hit". Finally, a drizzle of caramel glaze—like the "Two krispy kreme glazed donuts as preworkout"—offers a sweet, fleeting comfort that softens the bitter reality, just as they say "The internet is not ruining my life, it’s my life!".

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive for personal advancement and strategic self‑improvement, hallmark traits of Slytherin. They outline a detailed 'My Awakening Arc in 2026' plan ('Gym 0 1x/wk … Mercury, Red 40'), showing ambition and resourcefulness. Their career anxiety is evident in the tweet 'I’m having a career crisis again!!! 1. BS in CS (Honors) + Accelerated MS in CS 2. BS in Stats Major in Data Science,' indicating a desire for success and status. They also openly declare 'I really really love capitalism' and note the social cost of controversial choices ('I think I lost fifteen followers on Instagram for liking Nick Fuentes reels'), reflecting a pragmatic, self‑preserving mindset. Together these statements align with Slytherin’s emphasis on ambition, cunning, and self‑interest.

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The recurring theme of existential boredom in the user’s bio – "The deadly boredom of immortality!" – mirrors the song’s refrain about a "mad world" where nothing feels new or meaningful. Their tweets repeatedly emphasize nihilism and fleeting significance, such as "None of this will matter in two years." and "I’m just living on nerves and feelings with a weak and a lazy mind." The lyric "And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad" captures their mix of dark humor and sadness seen in tweets like "I wish I had more sense of humor keeping the sadness at bay." The sense of isolation in the song (“I walk a lonely road”) reflects posts like "It gets so lonely trying not to be alone" and "Had a great day today … now I’m all alone in my dorm." Overall, the song’s melancholic, introspective tone aligns closely with their emotional landscape.

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