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Your Simpsons character
Moe is the most fitting because he is constantly depressed, feels hopeless, and often expresses suicidal thoughts, much like the user’s tweets such as "my life is so shit holy fuck" and "i feel like no one would even notice if i died". He also talks about being lonely and wanting friends, similar to "does anyone want to be my friend 💔" and "moots pls interact with me". His self‑destructive behavior is reflected in the user’s mentions of cutting, self‑harm and excessive medication ("i have so many prescribed pills that i feel like a zombie everyday"). Moe’s disdain for kids and feeling unwanted ("i hate kids so much") also mirrors the user’s frustration. Overall, Moe’s chronic low self‑esteem, suicidal ideation, and craving for connection align closely with the user’s pattern of posts.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently uses self‑focused statements such as 'i feel like no one would even notice if i died' and 'does anyone want to be my friend', showing an introverted (I) communication style. Their tweets emphasize concrete bodily sensations, for example 'my throat is on fire' and 'my bones are cracking so much ow', indicating a sensing (S) preference. The content is driven by personal feelings and values, as seen in 'the worst part about ed is that no matter how much weight i lose i will always be unsatisfied' and 'can we stop acting like eating disorders are only for women', reflecting a feeling (F) decision‑making style. The erratic posting pattern and spontaneous remarks like 'low key might kms this week' and constant changes to their layout reveal a perceiving (P) approach rather than structured planning.

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Teen gamer & cat owner 🇵🇱 | Indie music & art fan | Tried dieting on my French teacher's breakfast (fail) | #Moothunt | mental health & ED advocate– @diorchapel

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The cocktail captures Mike's fragile, high‑bmi‑17 self‑image with a light, bitter‑sweet profile. The Polish bison‑grass vodka (Żubrówka) nods to his location "17 🇵🇱" and his feeling of being an outlier, while Campari adds the bitterness of his self‑critical thoughts like "my life is so shit holy fuck". Grapefruit juice mirrors his sharp, acidic mood in tweets such as "i hate kids so much" and "i feel like no one would even notice if i died". A drizzle of honey represents his fleeting moments of sweetness, like "i got the sc sweet tooth perfume 💔💔". Served in a thin, clear shot glass, it reflects his thin frame and the constant “cutting” motif in his timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a strong desire for community and fairness, as shown in "can we stop acting like eating disorders are only for women ✌️ majority of people either here or on other ed spaces r so against men like this isnt issue for both genders [picture]" which reflects empathy and a sense of justice. They repeatedly seek friendship and loyalty, e.g., "does anyone want to be my friend 💔 [picture]" and "moots pls interact with me (#><) i dont bite i need friends so badly [picture]" showing an earnest need for connection. Their perseverance in posting daily despite personal struggles, such as "im the biggest high bmi 17 ever [picture]" and "day 2 of resisting to change my layout again [picture]" indicates a hardworking, patient nature typical of Hufflepuff. While they experience deep sadness, their consistent support of marginalized voices and desire to be part of a community aligns best with Hufflepuff's core values of loyalty, dedication, and fairness.

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The song "Hurt" reflects the intense self‑destruction and hopelessness that diorchapel frequently expresses, such as in the tweet "i feel like no one would even notice if i died" and later "low key might kms this week 🤣🤣," which mirrors the lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel." Their repeated struggles with body image, like "i’m the biggest high bmi 17 ever," and feeling like a "zombie" from pills, echo the song’s lines about being a "broken man" and "the only thing that's left is pain." The chorus’s lament of "What’s it all for?" aligns with their constant question of purpose in tweets like "my life is so shit holy fuck" and "someone get me out of here istg," making "Hurt" a fitting anthem for their experience.

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