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The user shows intense anxiety and depressive thoughts, e.g., "i’m 16 now ^^ i hope i’ll feel happy today" and "the $u!c!d@l thoughts are starting to get really bad". They question religion, saying "i can’t understand religion at all like how do you feel happy worshiping something so despicably evil". They feel overwhelmed by schoolwork, noting "78 MISSING ASSIGNMENTS... my whole future is gone now". They describe social anxiety, claiming "social anxiety is not “ahaha im shyyy” it’s sobbing uncontrollably and hitting your head in public settings because people are looking at you wrong". Like Lisa Simpson, they are highly introspective, creative with horror SFX makeup, and often feel misunderstood, mirroring Lisa’s intellectual overthinking and existential doubt.

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Introverted: The user repeatedly notes difficulty with social interaction, e.g., "social anxiety is not “ahaha im shyyy” it’s sobbing uncontrollably and hitting your head in public settings because people are looking at you wrong" and "i’m socially inept so i apologize for being dense and confusing". Intuitive: They focus on abstract patterns and underlying causes, such as "does anybody else have inherited mental illnesses? like you have no trauma but you still naturally develop anxiety due to genetics" and "my therapist has been teaching us “radical acceptance” so i’ve “radically accepted” that there is no way out of this mess". Feeling: Their decisions are guided by personal emotions, shown in "i’m so comforted by the thought of dying because never again will i have to constantly feel miserable" and "i’ve “radically accepted” that there is no way out of this mess i made other than killing myself". Perceiving: Their lifestyle is unstructured and reactive, evident in "i have 78 MISSING ASSIGNMENTS... all of them are due THIS THURSDAY" and "i have no motivation to brush my teeth".

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16‑yo horror SFX makeup artist 🎨 | Crafting spooky looks for games | Mental‑health advocate | Fun fact: turned a pumpkin into a zombie for Halloween– @dirt_dinner

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Like the tweet where they write "the $u!c!d@l thoughts are starting to get really bad" the cocktail’s black vodka conveys that dark weight. The splash of grenadine mirrors the "blood" and self‑harm imagery they reference, while the sharp lime juice echoes their anxiety bursts, as they say "my therapist has been teaching us radical acceptance" and the sour bite shows the struggle to accept. A hint of lavender honey offers a fleeting soothing note, like the rare moments they describe of trying coping skills: "last night it took me THREE WHOLE HOURS of using 5+ different coping skills just for me to calm down enough for sleep". Finally, the fresh basil garnish ties to their name and the fleeting hope they cling to: "i am 16 now ^^ i hope i’ll feel happy today". The drink is a bittersweet, layered reflection of their chaotic, painful, yet still yearning for relief.

Your Hogwarts House
These tweets reveal a strong analytical and inquisitive mindset, characteristic of Ravenclaw. The user frequently references mental‑health assessments, diagnoses, and genetic reports, e.g., 'I’m pretty sure all my issues mostly come from genetics because the report also said 'Family history of anxiety and depression is significant.'' They also show a keen interest in understanding their own mind, noting 'I’ve been diagnosed with… good news: no ADHD, bad news: depression,' and 'the report says 'She handles her emotions with tears… unusually focused on her interest in psychology.'' Their use of clever wordplay and sarcasm, such as the '⚠️tw: offensive 'there’s this super forgiving guy…'' shows wit and a love of language. Moreover, they critique therapy methods and seek evidence‑based coping skills, indicating a value for knowledge over blind acceptance. This combination of intellectual curiosity, analytical self‑reflection, and witty expression aligns best with Ravenclaw.

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The user’s relentless expressions of self‑destruction and hopelessness, such as "the $u!c!d@l thoughts are starting to get really bad" and "i’m so comforted by the thought of dy!ng because never again will i have to constantly feel miserable", match the raw anguish of the song "Hurt". The lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" mirrors the repeated mentions of self‑harm like "i want to scratch all the skin off my body" and the desire to "cvt" as an escape. The chorus’s question "What have I become?" echoes the user’s line "i think im starting to evolve from passively to actively $u!c!l@l" and the feeling that "nothing works" despite therapy and medication. Overall, the bleak, confessional tone of "Hurt" captures the same resigned, painful mindset conveyed throughout the vent tweets.

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