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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic confidence, trolling humor, and surprising competence. Like Bart, he leans into being a lovable menace, flexing and provoking with lines like “my hoodie costs more than youve made on apex in the last 6 years😫💯💦🦗” and “there's like 109+ of you that id kill if it meant going on a date with her”, which feel very Bart-core in their exaggerated edge. His identity as the self-branded “#1 Mulleted, Blonde, Pred, MnK Player on Apex Legends in the Northeast of the US” mirrors Bart’s over-the-top bravado about being the coolest kid around. The mix of unserious romance posts like “who is marrying me this yr” and chaotic life lines such as “NO SLEEP, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” fit Bart’s impulsive, attention-grabbing energy. Even his occasional dramatic flair about death and legacy, like “yall better not disappoint me from the grave, show up dressed well at my funeral you fuckin bozos”, feels like Bart’s dark but ultimately performative sense of humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert (E): they constantly invite others to hang out on stream, e.g. ranked and scrims tweets like “GAMING W/ @misslaurynttv AND @Arise_fps :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP” and self‑promotional posts such as “#1 Mulleted, Blonde, Pred, MnK Player on Apex Legends in the Northeast of the US Plays Ranked !higround !wallhack !socials”. Their style is clearly iNtuitive (N): they lean into playful exaggeration and identity bits (e.g. “#1 fake blonde, mulleted, mnk, competitive player in the northeast of the us mucho experience”) rather than concrete how‑to or technical breakdowns, and riff on cultural references like “im forever just dressing like 1999 2003 strokes”. The tone skews Thinking (T): it’s blunt, teasing, and often abrasive humor such as “my hoodie costs more than youve made on apex in the last 6 years😫💯💦🦗” and “happy end of 2025, would say im grateful to yall but most of you dont shower and prob wear dior sauvage”, prioritizing banter over tact. They look more Perceiving (P) than J: they joke about not wanting to play yet streaming anyway (“i dont wanna play but alas... nothing else to do !higround !wallhack !socials”), bounce between travel, gigs, and spontaneous ranked grinds (“the past 4 splits i have gone away the first weekend after the reset, maybe ill catch up to pred when i get home”), and frequently start or extend streams on a whim like “STILL LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE @IsRsoa IS BUYING EVERYONE MCGRIDDLES”. Putting this together—outward‑facing, socially energized, playful and idea‑driven, debate/burn‑oriented humor, and flexible lifestyle—ENTP fits their online persona best.

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Boston-based Apex grinder & fashion nerd. Retired every split, still queuing. Once offered $10 bribes for using my code—marketing is marketing.– @disasterLTD

Your signature cocktail
The Irish whiskey shot nods to his love for Irish identity and lads, as seen in “irish actors on top, bródúil” and “i love my irish lads”, giving the drink a strong, proudly chaotic base. Espresso-laced cold brew captures the no-sleep, always-queueing grinder energy from streams like “OFF DA NO SLEEP PACK???????? w/ @IsRsoa and @zarkaiii !higround !wallhack !socials” and “NO SLEEP, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Blood orange liqueur brings a bittersweet edge that matches his dramatic, slightly unhinged romantic/fashion tweets such as “who is marrying me this yr” and “when your ex is kid super😖 who wanna be my famous ex?”. A sea salt & smoke tincture reflects the jaded, competitive Apex grind and dark humor in lines like “every console kid is a cheater” and “'Back shot this back shot that' l'd like to be taken out back & shot”. Finally, the edible silver glitter rim mirrors his peak-insufferable fashion/editorial energy and need to post the fit or it’s not real, as with “i stay posting myself” and “cuz i have to post it or else its not real”, making the drink look as loud as his #1 Mulleted, Blonde, Pred, MnK persona in “#1 Mulleted, Blonde, Pred, MnK Player on Apex Legends in the Northeast of the US Plays Ranked”.

Your Hogwarts House
Brendan shows a strong mix of ambition and self-branding that aligns with Slytherin. He repeatedly sells himself as the “#1 Mulleted, Blonde, Pred, MnK Player on Apex Legends in the Northeast of the US” in multiple tweets like “#1 Mulleted, Blonde, Pred, MnK Player on Apex Legends in the Northeast of the US Plays Ranked !higround !wallhack !socials” and “lft for y6 frag/refrag/anchor can co igl #1 fake blonde, mulleted, mnk, competitive player in the northeast of the us mucho experience”, which is classic Slytherin-style self-promotion and hunger for status. He’s also overtly opportunistic and incentive-driven, as seen in “use code “disaster” on this and ill give $10 on top of your discount #bribery”, showing a willingness to leverage a bit of playful manipulation to get people to use his code. His competitive drive and networking for advantage are clear in tweets like “got room for a few more trial this week & next, dm on here or disc @ disasterltd” and “Y6 WOOOOOOOOOOOO (im lft guys pls trial)”, where he’s actively hustling for the right team situation. Even his cutting humor, such as “my hoodie costs more than youve made on apex in the last 6 years😫💯💦🦗”, points to a sharp, status-aware personality rather than the softer traits of Hufflepuff or purely intellectual traits of Ravenclaw. Taken together, his ambition, self-marketing, competitiveness, and slightly ruthless banter fit Slytherin more convincingly than any other house.

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A well-suited song is Brianstorm by Arctic Monkeys, with its frantic energy and stylish, cocky attitude that matches Brendan’s competitive and fashion-forward persona. He constantly hypes his Apex grind and ranked chaos, like “#1 Mulleted, Blonde, Pred, MnK Player on Apex Legends in the Northeast of the US Plays Ranked !higround !wallhack !socials” and “Pwedator Wanked w/ @zarkaiii and @blossom_fps !higround !wallhack !socials”, which fits the song’s relentless tempo and swagger. The track’s vibe also aligns with his self-aware, teasing arrogance, like “my hoodie costs more than youve made on apex in the last 6 years😫💯💦🦗”. Style-wise, he openly references early-2000s rock aesthetics in “im forever just dressing like 1999 2003 strokes, if youre a dude who needs fashion inspo just rip it from this”, which suits Arctic Monkeys’ sharp, indie-rock image. Even his dramatic humor—“yall better not disappoint me from the grave, show up dressed well at my funeral you fuckin bozos”—matches the song’s slightly manic, larger-than-life tone. Overall, Brianstorm captures his mix of high-tempo competitiveness, confident style, and chaotic, charismatic online presence.

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