Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially active: Frequently out with friends and enjoying group activities, e.g. hanging out all day and evening in posts like “Walked to school with friends, just got back from hanging out with friends, going to hang out with friends again later” and “Been out alllllllll day”.
- Humoristic: Uses self-deprecating, absurd, and meme-style jokes, such as the mock-dramatic Steve Jobs posts like “my pet steve ran away. he is only one years eld. Pleas help me I miss Him.😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔” and playful complaints like “>pay 2.20€ for a monster >look at can >small circle that says '1.72€' Dude”.
- Creative: Regularly draws and shares art and doodles, reflecting imagination and practice, as seen in posts like “Doodles” and “Lazy steve jobs drawing hi guys hiii”.
- Enthusiastic: Shows strong excitement about interests and events, such as the Hellenic IT museum trip in “We’re going on school trip to the hellenic IT museum... and i'm so excited already like oh my god” and getting books or packages in “Waiiiiiittttmy book comes next Tuesday (probably) yayyyyyyyyyy”.
- Candid: Openly shares daily life, moods, and small struggles, like forgetting homework materials in “I was gonna do my physics homework , but I forgot my fucking folder at school like a dumbass” and phone issues in “3:32 am phones been on charge almost all night it's only charged up to 6%...”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Often insults or puts themself down, using phrases like “my fat chud life” in “Its suddenly sunny im killing myself fucjkkkkkk my fat chud life” and calling themself a “lazy bum” in “If I wasn't a lazy bum I would have probably taken out my sim card...”.
- Negative self-talk: Uses dramatic language about feeling done or wanting to die, such as “today is the day im actually going to be found dead like this is my final straw” and “Life these couple of weeks has been feeling like i think i'm going to kill myself by Elton john”.
- Emotional volatility: Mood shifts sharply from high enthusiasm to feeling “so done,” as seen when excitement about things contrasts with posts like “Today has already been shite this really my final straw i am actually so done” after setbacks like a cracked phone screen in “it finally fell and cracked the screen today is the day im actually going to be found dead like this is my final straw”.
- Task avoidance: Procrastination or disorganization around schoolwork appears in posts like “I was gonna do my physics homework , but I forgot my fucking folder at school like a dumbass” and staying up late with a low-charged phone before school in “3:32 am phones been on charge almost all night... I've got to wake up at 7:37 am”.
- Heavy energy-drink use: Relies a lot on energy drinks despite being young, for example “Woke up at 2:30 pm... drank 4 energy drinks yeah I think I’m thriving tbh” and frequent mentions of Monster purchases like “>pay 2.20€ for a monster...”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, social, and always joking even when things go wrong. They constantly cause and revel in harmless trouble with friends, like “Then after school me, Mike and George we were walking home expect me and Mike were screaming at drivers and jumping in the street for the lols #annoying #and #proud” and “Me amd my friends making sure that we are the most loud and annoying people the moment we step foot out of school”. Their life is built around hanging out and goofy adventures – “On a adventure woth teh gang” and “Woke up at 2:30 pm, been hanging out with friends simce 4pm got home at 10:37pm drank 4 energy drinks yeah I think I’m thriving tbh” – which fits Bart’s energetic, unserious vibe. The exaggerated melodrama about school and tech, like “I was gonna do my physics homework , but I forgot my fucking folder at school like a dumbass” and “3:32 am phones been on charge almost all night it's only charged up to 6%… if god can hear me”, mirrors Bart’s habit of turning minor issues into epic crises for comedic effect. Their irreverent humor, meme-y posting, and tendency to mock everything around them solidify them as a very online, Greek Bart Simpson rather than a more serious character like Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly post about being out with friends and loving loud group energy, e.g. “Walked to school with friends, just got back from hanging out with friends, going to hang out with friends again later” and “Me amd my friends making sure that we are the most loud and annoying people the moment we step foot out of school”. Their interests and jokes show an Intuitive style: they spin quirky narratives and conceptual humor around Steve Jobs and culture, like “Favourite genre of steve jobs images is where he looks like a wild animal being spotted on national geographic or something” and surreal self-descriptions such as “Im a based braincel and im having a ideacore”. They come across as Feeling rather than strictly logical: they dramatize moods and emotions, e.g. “Life these couple of weeks has been feeling like i think i'm going to kill myself by Elton john” and express affection for people/places like “I love you bosnia” more than they engage in structured argument. Finally, they fit Perceiving: they live spontaneously and react in the moment—frequent last‑minute choices and mishaps like “I was gonna do my physics homework , but I forgot my fucking folder at school like a dumbass”, chaotic sleep/charging habits in “3:32 am phones been on charge almost all night it's only charged up to 6%... I've got to wake up at 7:37 am”, and impulsive outings such as “Been out alllllllll day”. Overall, their energetic social life, whimsical obsessions, emotional intensity, and go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can survive 4 energy drinks in a day and still call it ‘thriving,’ I think you’re ready for the boss raid of going on a date with me. No controller input required, unlike your Tomb Raider mobile port.
- You paid 2.20€ for a Monster that says 1.72€ on the can… I volunteer to be the one part of your life that actually gives you more than what you paid for.
- You’re out here doodling Steve Jobs, Rivers Cuomo eras, and making ‘terrible visions’ moodboards—if you ever need a new character study, I promise I photograph just as stupidly as your favourite Steve pics.
- You walk around at 10 p.m., scream at drivers with Mike and George, and still stress about physics homework and notebooks—genuinely, that mix of chaos and responsibility is really attractive. I’d happily be the person you rant to on those ‘final straw’ A14-cracked-screen days.
- You loving Bosnia, tallying Weezer/Pinkerton scrobbles in the middle of the night, and getting cuteness aggression over Steve Jobs tells me you’ve got an elite, unhinged taste level. Let me in your Last.fm history—I’d like to be the next thing you accidentally overplay in your life.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • Greece. Part-time student, full-time Steve Jobs archivist. Once cracked my phone screen and still made it to class on 4 energy drinks.– @discofaggot
Your signature cocktail
Monster-Charged Steve Jobs Braincel Spritz
This cocktail is wired on caffeine and chaos, just like paying overprice for an energy drink and then spotting the tiny printed cost: “>pay 2.20€ for a monster >look at can >small circle that says '1.72€' Dude”. The ouzo shot stands in for late-night wandering student life and chaotic school stories with friends: “3rd time one of my school teachers have seen me wondering around at 10pm award” and “Me amd my friends making sure that we are the most loud and annoying people the moment we step foot out of school”. Cracked green apple soda nods to both the shattered phone and the Apple/Steve Jobs fixation: “After using this a14 (piece of shit phone btw)since 2023 it finally fell and cracked the screen” and “Favourite genre of steve jobs images is where he looks like a wild animal being spotted on national geographic or something”. The olive brine & feta-salt rim is pure Greece-core gremlin: “My hands smell like feta cheese i'm eating a bunch of olives the joke writes itself man” and “Location: Greece, the depths of hell”. Finally, Bosnia & Herzegovina blueberry syrup adds unexpected sweetness for their oddly sincere obsessions: “I. Really like bonsia and herzegovina ...” and “I love you bosnia”, making it a hyperactive, sweet-salty, slightly broken spritz that tastes like hanging out with them for a day.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They read as loud, impulsive, and thrill-seeking in a very Gryffindor way. They repeatedly throw themselves into chaotic or risky situations for the fun of it, like “Then after school me, Mike and George we were walking home expect me and Mike were screaming at drivers and jumping in the street for the lols #annoying #and #proud” and “I pulled George's arm for the lols which then Tyler pulled me by my arm and pushed me towards Mike which made both of us fall backwards onto this door to their classroom... it was the funniest shit ever”. They’re also the kind of person who will still go swimming or out in bad conditions just because of the vibe, as in “Think im gonna have to go for swim” followed by “Fuccccccckkkkkk I did go for a swim” and “This is the only day me and my friends makes plans to go down to Athens and its starts raining like crazy wtfffff”, which shows impulsiveness overpowering comfort. Their social confidence and willingness to be the loudest, most annoying group on purpose is very brave-bordering-on-reckless: “Me amd my friends making sure that we are the most loud and annoying people the moment we step foot out of school the same way we are when we are in school”. Even when things go wrong (cracked phone, charging issues, bad days), they respond with dramatic but almost heroic-comic language, like “today is the day im actually going to be found dead like this is my final straw” and still keep going out with friends and making plans, which fits Gryffindor’s dramatic resilience more than the calculated self-preservation of Slytherin or the quiet steadiness of Hufflepuff. Their curiosity and creative obsessions (Steve Jobs, music, drawing) exist, but the dominant traits are boldness, risk-taking, and a tendency to turn life into a chaotic adventure with their friends—classic Gryffindor energy.
Your movie
Your song
Buddy Holly - Weezer
A well-fitting song for them is Buddy Holly by Weezer, because their whole vibe mixes nerdiest-core enthusiasm, irony, and genuine warmth in a very Rivers Cuomo way. They literally worry about looking like a fan after sleep-scrobbling: “>fall asleep while listening to music >wake up >look at lastfm >51 Scrobbles to weezer >42 Scrobbles to pinkerton Dude........these guys are gonna think im a fan.....”, which fits the song’s dorky, self-aware charm. Buddy Holly is about being a strange, uncool kid who still has a tight-knit world of their own; this mirrors how they describe hanging out loudly and joyfully with friends: “Me amd my friends making sure that we are the most loud and annoying people the moment we step foot out of school the same way we are when we are in school” and “Walked to school with friends, just got back from hanging out with friends, going to hang out with friends again later”. The song’s balance of goofy playfulness and underlying melancholy also matches posts where they joke through frustration and burnout, like “Life these couple of weeks has been feeling like i think i'm going to kill myself by Elton john”. Overall, Buddy Holly captures their mix of online irony, deep fandom, and chaotic teen friendship energy.
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