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Like Lisa, this user exhibits a high level of intellectual self-awareness often coupled with deep emotional distress and a cynical worldview. They struggle with a sense of being an outsider among their peers, noting, “all of my coworkers find me annoying and i feel bad but i fr don't know how to shut up and be normal”. Both the user and Lisa experience intense internal pressure to achieve a specific version of perfection, leading to moments where they feel they “cannot keep living in this body” or are “having anxiety so bad that it's making me shut down mentally”. Ultimately, their combination of radical politics, such as holding “traditional punk beliefs”, and a self-described “delusional” nature mirrors Lisa's own battles with identity and her desperate need for validation.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jax exhibits Introversion through their tendency to shut down, go non-verbal, and retreat into solitary spaces, noting, “all I do is sleep”. They lean toward Sensing by obsessing over concrete bodily measurements and physical sensations, such as when they celebrate that their “ribcage circumference went down by an inch”. Their Feeling preference is dominant, as they navigate the world through intense, fluctuating emotions and personal values, stating, “i deeply hate everything that i am but i don't know how to be anything else”. Finally, they demonstrate Perceiving through a lack of rigid structure, frequently succumbing to “mental hunger” or impulsive “stream of consciousness tweeting” rather than disciplined planning.

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Obsessive gym-goer and anarcho-punk enthusiast. When I’m not hitting new PRs or tracking macros, I’m probably stimming to my favorite playlist. 23 | They/Them– @disorderedbug

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This experimental, bitter drink is served over a “bowl with ice... eating the ice with a spoon like it's cereal” to satisfy the user's frequent 'mental hunger.' The Absinthe represents their 'disordered' and 'delusional' persona, while the bitters reflect their bio's warning: “i say mean things sometimes”. The tonic water adds a sharp carbonation for someone who is “wide afuckingwake” at odd hours, and the protein bar garnish is left untouched as they are “already fat enough” and don't need the calories. It is a strong, high-anxiety cocktail perfect for “stream of consciousness tweeting” during a crisis.

Your Hogwarts House
Jax (m0thh) demonstrates a strong Slytherin focus on self-preservation and personal ambition, particularly through a meticulous, goal-oriented approach to their body and social standing. Their resourcefulness is seen in using social interactions as tools, admitting to “seeing people as means to an end” due to their NPD, and they display a classic Slytherin hierarchy of loyalty by “drawing up a pyramid of how important people are” to them. They are intensely driven by specific outcomes, such as the need to “lose 10lbs by the 15th” or the desire for a “slutty waist but in a boy way.” Ultimately, their self-admitted “mean things” and protective nature over their own delusions and image align perfectly with the house of ambition and cunning.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors the user's intense struggle with body image and the belief that self-worth is tied to thinness. They explicitly link their survival to their weight, stating, “i can't kms until im skinny because i don't want to die fat”, and express extreme distress over physical changes, such as when they feel they “cannot keep living in this body” due to weight gain. Their self-deprecating nature and the cycle of restricted eating are captured in tweets like “eating ❌ drinking water until i feel sick ✅✅”. Ultimately, the user’s mindset reflects the song's theme of never feeling 'enough' while trapped in a cycle of disordered thoughts, exemplified by their admission that “why would i choose to recover when i can choose to be skinny”.

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