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Cartman shares a similar rebellious and mischievous spirit with Bart Simpson. Both characters often find themselves in trouble due to their impulsive decisions and humorous outlook on life. For instance, Cartman's playful tweet, 'would you use me as kindling?? (sayyes),' echoes Bart's tendency to push boundaries and seek attention in unconventional ways.

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🎨 18-year-old artist navigating life as a whimsical nonhuman in South Park | 💔 Mental health advocate | 🐾 Proudly embracing my identity with humor and creativity | 📚 Accepted to my dream college! | Let's create together!– @distal_dog

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Cartman's cunning and resourceful personality traits align him with Slytherin. His ability to navigate complex social dynamics is evident in his interactions with his 'moots' and his playful yet dark humor, as shown in tweets like 'peak logic is you cant suicide bait someone if they dont know you cut yourself!!'. Additionally, his ambition, reflected in his acceptance to his dream college, further solidifies this alignment with Slytherin values.

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This song's themes of struggle, resilience, and finding hope resonate with Cartman's emotional journey. His candid discussions about mental health and self-harm, such as 'i need to slit i cant find it,' reflect the intense emotions captured in the song, making it a fitting anthem for his experiences.

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