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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the quintessential prank‑ster and provocateur, constantly pushing boundaries and saying whatever comes to mind, just like @distanteccp’s habit of posting shocking, vulgar jokes such as "Guys let’s make a masturbating joke about a show with a gigantic kids audience!" and "Might get hate for this but it’s a pattern I’ve been seeing lately especially with other minors who are lesbian". He also thrives on chaos and attention‑seeking behavior, evident in the user’s endless stream of BFDI‑related rants, meme‑style images, and frantic exclamations like "YESSS" and "HELL YEAH I LOVE THE BIG ONE". Like Bart’s occasional moral outbursts (e.g., "I think the people saying horrendous shit like ‘we should enslave them all’ … are disgusting little pricks"), the user sometimes condemns hateful rhetoric, showing a contradictory mix of mischief and occasional conscience. Both Bart and the user are known for being banned or getting in trouble for their antics – Bart gets sent to detention while @distanteccp complains about being locked out or banned for saying "gyatt". Their impulsive, profanity‑laden style, love for trolling, and love‑hate relationship with authority make Bart the best match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They tend to communicate in a solitary, critical tone, often posting personal judgments without seeking interaction, as seen in 'Might get hate for this but it’s a pattern I’ve been seeing lately especially with other minors who are lesbian', indicating introversion. Their focus on abstract patterns and future‑oriented commentary, such as the comparison of far left and far right and the statement '9/10/21 is tomorrow. Be ready.', shows a preference for intuition over sensing. Their decision‑making is driven by logical analysis and moral reasoning, exemplified by 'I think the people saying horrendous shit like “we should enslave them all” are disgusting little pricks', reflecting thinking. They also display a structured, rule‑enforcing attitude, urging 'Stop fucking bribing people for BFDI eliminations' and posting organized scoreboards, reflecting judging. Overall these traits align with the INTJ personality type.

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BFDI fan & mod. Survived a voting scandal, now curating memes, gaming & anime. Proud LGBTQ+ ally. 🌟– @distanteccp

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The Foldy Fizz captures the vibrant and chaotic spirit of @distanteccp. The sour cherry syrup represents their biting humor, as seen in tweets like 'Guys let’s make a masturbating joke about a show with a gigantic kids audience!' The tonic water and lemon juice add a zesty kick, reflecting their passionate engagement with various topics, similar to their tweet: 'I think the people saying horrendous shit ... are fucking disgusting little pricks.' Finally, the edible glitter symbolizes their unique flair and presence on Twitter, just like their tweet about enjoying the excitement around new characters: 'TWO NEW CHARACTERS IN II WHAT.'

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently confronts hateful or extremist speech, showing the moral courage typical of Gryffindor. For example, they wrote "I think the people saying horrendous shit like "we should enslave them all" or "we should kill them all" are disgusting little pricks," directly calling out violent rhetoric. In another tweet they mock political extremes with "far left: we’re gonna exterminate entire social groups ... far right: we’re gonna exterminate entire social groups ... centrists: i literally cannot tell you two apart," displaying daring criticism. They also demand accountability in the community, saying "Can we shun this bitch from the community his stupid fucking negativity is killing off logical criticism...," which reflects bravery in defending their values. This pattern of standing up against injustice and speaking out, even at risk of backlash, aligns with Gryffindor's core traits.

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Distanteccp’s timeline is a constant battle against perceived oppression, from being locked out of their account ("Your account is currently locked due to several reports ...") to railing against political extremes ("far left: we’re gonna exterminate entire social groups because they’re impure far right: we’re gonna exterminate entire social groups because they’re impure centrists: i literally cannot tell you two apart"). The chorus of Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing in the Name” – “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me” – mirrors their defiant tone in tweets like "I think the people saying horrendous shit … are fucking disgusting little pricks" and the repeated calls to challenge authority. Their frequent outbursts about censorship, hate, and the desire to “break” the system ("we’re fucked", "The sheer death toll ... shows that Elon and Trump are #retarded") align with the song’s aggressive guitar riff and message of rebellion. The track’s relentless energy captures the chaotic meme‑filled, angry style of their posts, from BFDI drama to political rants. In sum, “Killing in the Name” fits the user’s mix of anger, defiance, and refusal to be silenced.

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