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Your Simpsons character
The user repeatedly expresses suicidal thoughts ('Let’s all kill ourselves. by let’s I mean me', 'I should genuinely just kill myself I’m getting closer and closer to the edge') and deep self‑loathing ('I’m honestly content never talking to this person ever again after how they treated me this week'), reflecting chronic depression and feelings of isolation. They also show intense emotional volatility ('Really upset lately and thinking about cutting people off…') and a tendency to talk obsessively about niche fandoms, similar to Moe's habit of venting about his bar and feeling like an outcast. Moe Szyslak in The Simpsons is portrayed as a lonely, depressed bartender who often contemplates suicide and struggles with self‑esteem, making him the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted focus, repeatedly expressing internal distress such as "I hate myself" and "I’m honestly content never talking to this person ever again…". Their tweets often dwell on abstract patterns and speculative analysis, e.g., "I think my rankings are like… I NEED TO REDO MY TIER LIST" and "I think the issue with mgsv is that mgs4 was a perfect ending…", indicating an intuitive style. Emotional decision‑making dominates, with statements like "I constantly just feel really stupid lately and not worthy of being alive" and "I want to kill myself". Their lifestyle appears unstructured and impulsive, as seen in "I’m behind in two classes and I feel like I can never catch up… I’m going to fuckign kill myself tonight" and "Ok whatever I am actually for real 100% done this time I seriously just don’t belong here". These traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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Gaming & lore nerd. Death Stranding fan, MGS analyst, OC creator. Once convinced Higgs Monaghan to join my D&D party. Advocating mental health + memes.– @diurnal

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The dark base of black vodka mirrors the user’s recurring feelings of isolation and the "I hate you Higgs Monaghan" rage, while the bitter coffee liqueur reflects the "I should genuinely just kill myself I’m getting closer and closer to the edge" despair in tweets like "I should genuinely just kill myself I’m getting closer and closer to the edge". Absinthe adds a chaotic, hallucinogenic edge that echoes the "It can’t be a great sign that where I’m at psychologically is not being able to tell if I want to fuck Higgs… or if I just want to be him" self‑conflict. A splash of red vermouth symbolizes the constant self‑harm thoughts, cited in "Let’s all kill ourselves. by let’s I mean me" and "SUICIDEEEEEE". Finally, orange bitters bring a fleeting hint of the user’s fleeting hope and humor about games, captured in the tweet "I love that post about how because everyone in the phantom pain is fucking insane ocelot is somehow the most normal person". Served over ice with a twisted metal garnish, it’s a drink that’s both bitter and oddly comforting, just like the user’s own online persona.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently engages in detailed analysis and ranking of fictional characters, for example "I think my rankings are like. Idefk higgs fragile amelie sam I NEED TO REDO MY TIER LIST" and offers thoughtful commentary on story arcs like "I think the issue with mgsv is that mgs4 was a perfect ending to the entire thing". These tweets show a strong intellectual curiosity and love of knowledge, key traits of Ravenclaw. Although the user also expresses deep emotional distress, the pattern of dissecting media, creating tier lists, and seeking deeper understanding aligns most closely with Ravenclaw’s values of wit and wisdom. Therefore, Ravenclaw is the best fit.

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The repeated expressions of self‑harm and hopelessness in the timeline – for example, "Kms", "Let’s all kill ourselves. by let’s I mean me", and "I should genuinely just kill myself… no one cares about me" – echo the raw confession in the lyrics "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel." The user’s constant self‑deprecation ("I hate myself", "I constantly just feel really stupid lately and not worthy of being alive") mirrors the song’s bleak reflection on personal worth and pain. Their obsession with characters like Higgs and feeling like an outsider ("I feel like a monster", "I’m just a monster") adds to the sense of isolation that drives the song’s mournful tone. Overall, "Hurt" captures the combination of self‑destructive thoughts, emotional numbness, and yearning for meaning that appears throughout the tweets.

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