Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on her own behavior and oddities, e.g. calling herself strange in “eu sou a mulher mais estranha do mundo eu falo estranhices e faço estranhices e as pessoas estão simplesmente lá” and admitting “eu sou patética pqp” in this tweet.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth and appreciation toward others, like telling mutuals “amo voces, voces tornam minha vida melhor” in this tweet and fondly saying “amo meu pai” in this one.
- Humorous: Uses irony and absurdity for comedy, such as the self-intro meme in “deram💍:solteira estou💍: no bar…” and joking that waiting at the hospital is like bingo in this tweet.
- Storytelling: Shares detailed, engaging personal anecdotes like falling into a construction pit in this quote-tweet and learning Spanish via a Habbo web-relationship in this tweet.
- Protective: Shows concern for others’ safety and well‑being, e.g. outrage about a 40-year-old flirting with her autistic cousin in this tweet and defending Skyler from sexist hate in this one.
Weaknesses:
- HarshlyJudgmental: Often insults groups or tastes, calling Melanie Martinez fans ugly in this tweet and saying liking Elon Musk is “o auge da burrice” in this one.
- BodyFixated: Shows strong dissatisfaction and fixation with appearance, wishing for a much thinner oval face in this tweet and criticizing looksmaxxing girls as looking like the Corpse Bride in this one.
- AggressivelyBlunt: Critiques are phrased very aggressively, e.g. calling a book “livro ruim da porra” and the protagonist a “peste chata essa vagabunda” in this review, and saying it should be a crime to like boy groups in this tweet.
- NegativelyCompetitive: Treats fandoms as zero‑sum, stating she doesn’t like seeing boy group fans happy in this tweet and dismissing other fans as having “tamanho mal gosto” in this one.
- Self-deprecating: Frequently talks about herself in a diminishing way, like calling herself “a mulher mais estranha do mundo” in this tweet, saying “eu sou patética pqp” in this one, and complaining about her calves and body proportions in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: smart, hyper-verbal, self-aware, and constantly oscillating between cynicism and idealism. Like Lisa, they have strong opinions about ethics and justice, calling out misogyny and double standards, e.g. complaining that “o ódio na skyler é tão forçado pqp, odeiam ela pq ela é mulher essa é a única explicação plausível” and being disturbed that “um homem de 40 anos estava flertando com minha prima autista de 16”. They’re introspective and emotionally intense, openly calling themselves weird and sensitive, as in “eu sou a mulher mais estranha do mundo eu falo estranhices e faço estranhices e as pessoas estão simplesmente lá” and “odeio quando as pessoas acham que me conhecem”. Their nerdy, media-heavy side—k‑pop, anime, AO3, yaoi, film, and books—also fits Lisa’s obsessive fandom/nerd streak, shown in tweets like “imagina o quão feliz minha filha vai se sentir sabendo que eu vou herdar minha conta do ao3 pra ela” and “amo esse estilo de yaoi com todo meu coração meudeus”. Even their mix of spiritual/‘sensitiva’ jokes and trying to improve themselves (gym, no sugar, body worries) mirrors Lisa’s constant self-improvement and overthinking, like “estou acreditando em mal olhado sim pq estou na minha era sensitiva espiritual” and “dia 1 sem açucar”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of mutuals, crushes, and social commentary, e.g. openly talking about a boy they met and addressing him directly in “conheci um garoto muito legal hoje c você esta lendo isso leonardo?”, and affectionately addressing their audience in “oi mutuals, amo voces, voces tornam minha vida melhor”, which suggests energy gained from connection rather than privacy. Their humor and observations show Intuition over Sensing: they jump to broader ideas and cultural takes more than concrete step‑by‑step detail, such as joking about future fashion eras in “A moda de 2024 2026 vai ser o equivalente aos anos 80 pras gerações futuras” and musing about how people will remember trends. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they react strongly to perceived injustice or creepiness, as in “um homem de 40 anos estava flertando com minha prima autista de 16, pqp eu to em choque”, and they emphasize emotional bonds and hurt feelings in tweets like “odeio quando as pessoas acham que me conhecem” and their nostalgic childhood reflection in “eu fui uma criança feliz”. Finally, they come off as Perceiving rather than Judging: they’re impulsive, self‑deprecating, and often change course on whims (e.g. debating drastic hair changes in “pensando se faço descoloração no cabelo inteiro e pinto de rosa ou…não?”, joking about dropping the gym to “study the whole day” in “vou deixar de ir pra academia pq quero estudar, estudar, estudar e estudar o dia inteiro”, and narrating chaotic past experiences like the moto incident in “pulei um quebra mola e caí em um monte de bloco de construção”), all of which signal a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle more typical of ENFPs than structured Js.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can webdate a Peruvian Habbo boy obsessed with Brittany Murphy and Furbys, surely there’s a timeline where you give a boring Brazilian girl (me) a chance too, né?
- You said the peak of human stupidity is liking Elon Musk, so statistically speaking I’m already smarter than half of X—can I invest this IQ in becoming your favorite mutual instead?
- You’re out here learning quadradinho de oito because 13-year-old you was busy reading yaoi; I, on the other hand, am ready to volunteer as your dance partner and your next problematic ship ao mesmo tempo.
- You want a thinner, oval face and bigger calves, but from your ‘day 1 sem açúcar’ to your gym tweets you already sound like the main character in a 2026 coming-of-age movie—can I audition for the role of love interest who brings you coffee (não de hospital) after leg day?
- Since you’re planning to bleach your whole hair pink, going to Salvador, and inheriting your AO3 to your future daughter, I think it’s only fair you add one more long-term commitment to the list: letting me be the person who holds your bag while you insult bad books on X.
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Autistic bookworm, gym procrastinator & yaoi archivist. Once learned Spanish web-dating a Peruvian on Habbo. Tweets in PT about pop, K‑drama & life.– @divadiia
Your signature cocktail
Scrolling Kills, Yaoi Heals
Pink gin for the chaotic, hyper-online girlie who wonders if she should bleach her whole head and go pink (“thinking about bleaching my whole hair and dyeing it pink or…not?”) and dreams of a super-skinny oval face while roasting everyone in sight (“my dream was to have a very thin, very oval face”). The espresso shot captures her wired timeline energy and gym grind (“2026 core: I’m going to stop going to the gym because I want to study, study, study and study all day”), because this girl is running on caffeine, spite, and k-pop fancams. Hibiscus syrup brings a sweet, dramatic red flair for the sentimental mutual who suddenly turns soft (“hi mutuals, I love you, you make my life better”) yet can still give a savage one‑star review to literature (“finished ‘Em agosto nos vemos’… deserved the death, annoying pest this bitch. ⭐️ ☆☆☆☆ 1/5”). Coconut milk smooths out the drink like her nostalgic softness about childhood and family moments (“I was a happy child”) and the way she gushes over her dad (“I love my dad”). Finally, a dash of chili bitters stands in for her sharp tongue and hot takes, from bullying Elon Musk stans (“the peak of human stupidity is liking Elon Musk”) to dragging BG fans and racist aesthetics while still proudly announcing she’s a #yaoitwt doll who learned Spanish web-dating a Furby‑obsessed Peruvian on Habbo Hotel (“I online‑dated a Peruvian I met on Habbo hotel… that’s how I learned basic Spanish”).
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin energy through sharp judgment, bluntness, and a willingness to say unpopular things without softening them. For example, they write about Elon Musk that “pra mim o auge da burrice de um ser humano é gostar do Elon Musk” and dismiss certain fandoms with lines like “deveria ser crime ter tamanho mal gosto ao ponto de gostar de bg” and “pq toda fã da melanie martinez é tão feia”, which reflects a caustic, status‑oriented worldview. They’re also highly self‑aware and image‑conscious: they joke about looksmaxxing and body proportions in tweets like “odeio essas meninas do looksmaxxing sla tem umas que fica chupando as bochecha e ficam parecendo a noiva cadáver” and “queria que minha panturrilha fosse maior ai eu so emagrecia as coxas e nao pareceria tão estranha”, which is very Slytherin in its focus on self‑presentation. There’s ambition and future‑orientation too: they talk about studying intensely in “vou deixar de ir pra academia pq quero estudar, estudar, estudar e estudar o dia inteiro” and fantasize about legacy in “imagine o quão feliz minha filha vai se sentir sabendo que eu vou herdar minha conta do ao3 pra ela”. While they show moments of warmth toward mutuals in “oi mutuals, amo voces, voces tornam minha vida melhor”, the dominant pattern is cutting wit, self‑protection, and a drive to shape their own narrative, which aligns most with Slytherin.
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Your song
Scheiße - Lady Gaga
The best fit is “Scheiße” by Lady Gaga, which mixes chaotic fun, feminist attitude, and unapologetic weirdness—very similar to how they present themselves online. They explicitly show love for the track, saying “ScheiBe da Lady Gaga é a musica da Bjork sem ser da Bjork que eu ja ouvi”, which signals a taste for experimental, high-energy pop. Their timeline blends self-deprecating humor and eccentricity—like calling themselves “a mulher mais estranha do mundo” and joking about autism and being "jenni with ph" in a chaotic copypasta-style tweet “deram🤭:160 tenho🤭:160 ... sou🥴: jenni com ph”—mirroring the song’s theme of embracing one’s madness and power. The song’s girlboss, club-energy vibe matches tweets about gym, body worries, and glow-up desires, such as “meu sonho era ter um rosto bem fininho bem oval” and “2026 core: vou deixar de ir pra academia pq quero estudar, estudar, estudar e estudar o dia inteiro”. Finally, the mix of affection and sharp opinions—lovingly telling mutuals “amo voces” while dragging things like “pra mim o auge da burrice de um ser humano é gostar do Elon Musk”—fits the aggressive yet empowering tone of Scheiße.
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