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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, snarky, and caring under the surface. They constantly stir things up with irreverent, sometimes shocking humor, like announcing “I’m jerking off right now if anyone cares” or jokingly posting “I support underage drinking”, which fits Bart’s boundary‑pushing, delinquent energy. At the same time, they show a strong sense of loyalty and justice, calling out racism and harassment as in “Please retweet and boost!! I need everyone to report this account for sexual harassment pleaseeeee” and criticizing racist accounts in “>Account made in January 2026 >Only replies with racist stuff >Claims to be Japanese”. Their deep affection for friends and boyfriend, visible in tweets like “Watching fallout while cuddling a plushie my boyfriend gave me life is good” and “Playing Minecraft with my boyfriend and he crafted 14 axes”, mirrors Bart’s hidden soft side and devotion to people he cares about. The mix of shitposting, niche fandom obsessions, and anti-authoritarian politics—e.g., mocking hypocritical politicians in “Ah yes the Florida governor who calls all trans people pedophiles wants to kill pedophiles”—rounds out a very Bart-like profile.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they openly talk about their life, relationships, and body (“I’m jerking off right now if anyone cares”, “Selfie on main starring the woods and my goatee”) and frequently interact with moots, group chats, and community drama (“In a gc with my poly oomfs and I keep flopping”). They appear iNtuitive rather than purely concrete: they riff on media, politics, and fandom culture with a big-picture or satirical angle, e.g. “Twitters inability to recognize the most clear cases of satire must be studied” and commentary about queer community dynamics in “The way queer people police other queers for not being the right kind of queer is awfully strange”. Their judgments are strongly value-based, pointing to Feeling: they react intensely to perceived moral issues (“If you play games solely for underwear shots, you’re a sex pest and should be on a list”) and stand up against racism and harassment (“Please retweet and boost!! I need everyone to report this account for sexual harassment pleaseeeee”, “>Only replies with racist stuff”). Their lifestyle reads as spontaneous and flexible, suggesting Perceiving: they bounce between shows and games (“Started watching Ryukendo”, “Friend started watching jojo so now I have to watch 5 episodes of one piece everyday”) and make in-the-moment posts about whatever crosses their mind (“January not even over yet”). Overall, the outward energy, values-driven commentary, playful humor, and spontaneous fandom engagement best fit ENFP.

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Tristan | Toku editor & Fallout enjoyer | Once lost an AirPod in my own hoodie | Building community, calling out nonsense, and overthinking TV.– @diver_fell

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This cocktail hits like their timeline: loud, nerdy, and a little unhinged. The overproof spiced rum is for their hype-gamer intensity and all-caps reactions like “NCR POWER ARMOR HOLY SHIT” and “Holy shit fallout episode 7”. Matcha-infused gin nods to their toku/otaku side and future-president-of-#tokutwt energy from their bio and posts like “Posting about toku knowing I get 3 likes max”. The sweet cherry liqueur represents how openly they adore their boyfriend, seen in tweets like “Watching fallout while cuddling a plushie my boyfriend gave me life is good” and “Playing Minecraft with my boyfriend and he crafted 14 axes”. A few drops of smoked saline add bite and salt, reflecting their sharp callouts and media takes such as “Loser streamer who abandoned his daughter yeah don’t speak on genius again fucking loser”. Finally, an energy drink reduction syrup captures their chaotic, terminally-online vigor, from horny overshares like “I’m jerking off right now if anyone cares” to the endless stream of fandom hot takes like “Being a fan of the modern military aesthetic but hating America>>>>”.

Your Hogwarts House
Tristan shows a very Gryffindor pattern of loudly standing up for what he thinks is right and jumping into conflict without much self‑preservation. He calls out racism and hypocrisy directly, as in “People getting mad at this then reposting 500 post about how India smells” and “>Account made in January 2026 >Only replies with racist stuff >Claims to be Japanese”, confronting bigotry rather than ignoring it. He’s also willing to publicly condemn individuals he sees as harmful, like “Loser streamer who abandoned his daughter yeah don’t speak on genius again fucking loser” and repeatedly urging others to report harassers in “Please retweet and boost!! I need everyone to report this account for sexual harassment pleaseeeee”. That same brash, chaotic courage shows up in his jokingly extreme posts like “Just shooing up a crowd of Maskman fans” and “I am begging for more queer people to start getting firearms”, which fit Gryffindor’s impulsive, confrontational edge more than any other house. While he clearly has Hufflepuff-like loyalty to his boyfriend and friends, the dominant traits are boldness, moral outrage, and a willingness to charge straight at problems—classic Gryffindor energy.

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A well-suited song is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, which channels chaotic humor, frustration with hypocrisy, and a loud, defensive sincerity that matches Tristan’s timeline. They constantly call out bigotry and double standards, like when they note people getting mad at one thing while “reposting 500 post about how India smells” or point out that someone will share a wholesome post and then be “wildly transphobic” right after: “Someone will repost this then be wildly transphobic”. Their feed is full of loud, sometimes crude oversharing and edgy jokes such as “I’m jerking off right now if anyone cares” and “I support underage drinking”, which fits the song’s rebellious, provocative tone. At the same time, they’re openly affectionate and vulnerable about their boyfriend and friends, like “Watching fallout while cuddling a plushie my boyfriend gave me life is good” and “God I just love my oomfs,” mirroring the way Teenagers mixes anger with emotional undercurrents. Overall, their mix of media obsessions, political takes, queer identity, and loud online persona feels very much like the noisy, defiant energy of this song.

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