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Your Simpsons character
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-aware, and oscillating between hopeful ambition and depressive spells. Like Lisa getting hyper-fixated on bands or causes, they have passionate special interests in TWICE and Norman Reedus, with posts like “Twice tickets SECURED!!!” and “If it’s not obvious . Norman reedus is my special interest”. They’re trying to better themselves and "lock in" academically and career‑wise, shown in “Pray I get into this nursing program guys” and “Today I will actually lock in I can’t repeat whatever those last few months of 2025 was”, which echoes Lisa’s studious, future‑oriented side. At the same time, they battle mental health and self-image issues, with tweets like “I hate wide ribcage why am I so wide I need to die die die die” and their self-harm recovery updates “I have reached 1 month and 1 week of being clean ! Longest time in god knows how long”, mirroring Lisa’s recurring struggles with depression and feeling misunderstood. Their mix of dark humor (“I need to die”) and tender affection for friends and "oomfs" resembles Lisa’s dramatic, intensely feeling teen side more than any other character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about their own inner world—health, feelings, special interests—rather than large social scenes, and they talk about being depressed and withdrawn in “Sorry that I freaking died I’m lowk just depressed and in a Minecraft addiction rn”, suggesting recharging alone. They favor Intuition (N) over concrete sensing: even when discussing everyday things, they quickly slide into imaginative or existential territory like “If this never happens to me then what is the point of living” and surreal humor such as “I’m Suffering from a terrible flu and I had a dream about Norman reedus being reincarnated as colorful shapes. What the fuck”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F): they emphasize emotional experience, self-worth, and relationships, as seen in “I really miss my old friends I need 2 die” and their tender admiration in “I love how Norman tries to make everyone as comfortable as possible when meeting him”. They skew Perceiving (P): despite occasional attempts to “lock in,” they describe impulsive shifts and playful chaos more than structured planning, like “Today I will actually lock in I can’t repeat whatever those last few months of 2025 was” contrasted with bingeing media and gaming, and the spontaneous emotional countdowns to events in “Im so ready for twice my lightstick came in yesterday and my dress just got delivered oh oh oh I’m so excited oh yeah oh yeah”. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, idealization of favorites, self-reflective depression, and a loose, reactive lifestyle—this profile best fits INFP.

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19 | he/they lesbian | Norman Reedus scholar, TWICE lightstick owner, future nurse. Once colored a Snoopy cookie like it was my magnum opus.– @dixonsdagger

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with mandarin-infused soju for their citrus obsession and attempts at living off oranges alone, inspired by “I’m going to force myself to eat nothing but mandarins all day starting tomorrow” and “My mandarin + whatever my mom makes for dinner diet is top tier omg”. Blood orange bitters bring a sharp, emotional tang that mirrors the way they swing between humor and despair, like “I need to die” and “We are #goingstrong we will #recover !”. Sparkling aloe or lychee soda adds a bubbly, slightly odd sweetness that fits their k‑pop excitement and Minecraft/Norman hyperfixations, seen in “Im so ready for twice my lightstick came in yesterday and my dress just got delivered” and “If it’s not obvious . Norman reedus is my special interest”. The sea salt–sugar rim with vitamin C powder nods to their flu struggles and recovery arc, from “Guys I think I have that new flu strain 🥹✌🏼 this is the end for me” to “There’s hope for me not being terribly ill for tomorrow❤️I’m slowly feeling better”, while echoing their love for sweet-salty chaos like a Twice setlist without “Feel Special” in “A twice concert without Feel Special is genuinely insane”. Finally, a tiny splash of black coffee liqueur represents the darker undercurrent of self-hate, depression, and late-night spirals, such as “Sorry that I freaking died I’m lowk just depressed and in a Minecraft addiction rn” and “I really miss my old friends I need 2 die”, giving the cocktail depth without overpowering the bright, fizzy top notes.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show strong loyalty and dedication to the people and things they love, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They repeatedly celebrate milestones in their self-harm recovery and frame it as a steady, hard-working process, e.g. “15 days clean #yeah I’m attempting sh recov” and later “I have reached 1 month and 1 week of being clean ! Longest time in god knows how long”, which reflects perseverance more than flashy ambition or bravado. They also show a caring, fairness-focused attitude toward others, like when they defend retail workers: “Can we stop harassing retail workers and following them around the store while asking them questions about their personal life nonstop THX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Their excitement about sharing experiences with friends and family — such as “I’m turning my mom into a twice fan for the twice concert. She is really enjoying this” and affectionately posting “My girlfriends” — points to a relationship-oriented, loyal personality. While they struggle with self-loathing and depression, their core behavior leans toward kindness, steady effort, and devotion, aligning most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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A song that best suits them is "Feel Special" by TWICE, because it captures both their emotional lows and the comfort they find in their faves and friends. They openly talk about depression and self‑image, like when they said “Sorry that I freaking died I’m lowk just depressed and in a Minecraft addiction rn” and “I hate wide ribcage why am I so wide I need to die die die die”, which echoes the song’s themes of feeling small or invisible. At the same time, they’re deeply, joyfully invested in TWICE—counting down with posts like “36 days until twice” and “Twice tickets SECURED!!!”—and getting hyped with lyrics like “Can’t stop me can’t stop me ooooooooooooooohhhh”. The song is about someone making you feel seen and special when you’re struggling, similar to how Norman Reedus and TWICE seem to be their emotional anchors, shown in tweets like “If it’s not obvious . Norman reedus is my special interest” and “I’m turning my mom into a twice fan for the twice concert. She is really enjoying this”. Overall, Feel Special balances vulnerability, recovery, and intense stan joy in the same way their timeline does.

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