Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Reflects on his own digital footprint and future as a politician in “nesses momentos em que minha mente foge da aula fico pensando na minha pegada digital na internet…”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares stress, joy, and frustration about exams, politics, and life, like “chegaaaa chegaaaaa não da mais meu deus do céu me leva desse plano senhor”.
- Affectionate: Shows love and appreciation for friends and partner in tweets like “lembrei da minha namorada perfeita linda maravilhosa amor da minha vida vou casar c ela” and “eu e a ju vamo que vamo 2025🤗”.
- Curious-intellectual: Demonstrates interest in complex ideas, mentioning capitalism, desire, and acceleracionism in “cara não existe política é tudo uma grande brincadeira… o capitalismo foi capaz de controlar os fluxos de desejo…” and “silencio o aceleracionismo está consumindo minha mente”.
- Community-oriented: Celebrates shared experiences with friends and followers, such as school milestones and parties in “aqui o quarteto lucas diz pai de família gordão da xj e viado do all ster rosa vai devorar a unicamp…” and “nós vamos em busca dos 100.000. viva p vício nessa rede social!!!”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-language: Frequently uses violent threats in discourse, e.g. “alguém tem que matar esse velho filha da puta e colocar o corpo esquartejado pra ser exibido em praça publica” and “eu vou matar esse homem um dia guardem esse tweet”.
- Hostile-humor: Insults people harshly for jokes, like “tu é porpeta rei aceita a derrota chefia… meu camarada leitão a pururuca” and “deve ser feio como poucas pessoas que eu vi na minha vida… só resta vc desistir da vida”.
- Impulsive-posting: Tweets extreme reactions in the heat of the moment, such as “a mano tem que matar mesmo não tem jeito não é bala” and repeated “vou matar” jokes that could backfire.
- Self-deprecating: Speaks very negatively about himself, e.g. “prestar atenção em algebra linear faz eu me arrepender de todas as decisões… eu sou um merda” and “chegaaaa chegaaaaa não da mais meu deus do céu me leva desse plano senhor”.
- Risk-glorification: Normalizes heavy substance use and reckless partying in “daqui 48 horas vou estar me entupindo de droga com meus amigos na bahia” and multiple “beber de raiva”/“descer gelo” posts.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They read as an Extrovert: their timeline is full of parties, big social groups, and public performative humor, e.g. talking about huge hangouts and drinking: “hoje vai ser o maior sextou da história do ensino medio” and “daqui 48 horas vou estar me entupindo de droga com meus amigos na bahia”. They lean strongly toward Intuition: they riff on abstract, almost philosophical ideas like politics as collective delirium and capitalism controlling unconscious desire in “cara não existe política é tudo uma grande brincadeira… o capitalismo foi capaz de controlar os fluxos de desejo do inconsciente da humanidade”, and joke about accelerationism in “silencio o aceleracionismo está consumindo minha mente”. Their style is clearly Thinking-oriented: they’re blunt, combative, and often cutting, mocking people’s intelligence or ideology as in “slc thiago o bloody vc é bem do burro mesmo 320 na redação tu devia ser analfabeto em 2018 kkkkkkk só na gastação” and repeatedly calling others fascists in “po rapaziada vocês são facistas”. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: their life is portrayed as impulsive and spontaneous — lots of last‑minute partying and going with the vibe, like “verãozinho vai chegando resenha vai aumentando o ano vai acabando o gelo vai aproximando do infinito viva meu brasil brasileiro viva o tropicalismo viva a boemia”, and complaining rather than planning in “prestar atenção em algebra linear faz eu me arrepender de todas as decisões que tomei na minha vida, eu sou um merda”. Overall, the combination of high-energy social posting, love of abstract/ideological riffs, sharp teasing debate style, and chaotic, go-with-the-flow lifestyle best fits ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d pay ‘exorbitant amounts of money’ for that special edition—what about investing one coffee in me so we can analyze the opportunity cost together, Mr. Economy Major? 💸📈
- If the hexa really comes, we can ‘descer gelo’ juntos—because according to your tweet, that’s national duty, and I’m just trying to serve my country. 🇧🇷🥶
- You worried that when you become a politician they’ll dig up your tweets; I’m more worried they’ll dig up our screenshots and realize the true scandal was how hard I fell for the ‘esquizo da resenha’. 🧠🔥
- You survived linear algebra, hospital bureaucracy, and Bolsonaro ‘invocando demônio ancestral’—clearly you can handle one more chaotic entity in your life: me, your new resenha partner. 😈
- You said you’d kill the guy who made that cursed post—so to stay safe, I’m only posting one thing: an invitation for you and Ju to bring that ‘chalezinho’ vibe and let me third-wheel the cutest resenha of 2026.
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Economics student, football romantic & chronic shitposter. Once tweeted about killing a man, now I just kill time with memes, coffee and late‑night threads.– @dizzlucxz_
Your signature cocktail
EsquizofrResenha Highball
This drink is wired and chaotic on purpose, just like their timeline swinging from political delirium to party mode, because as they put it, “cara não existe política é tudo uma grande brincadeira, um grande delírio, é pura esquizofrenia coletiva… tudo é resenha hoje”. The cachaça infused with cold brew channels late-night Brazilian bohemia and student grind, matching vibes like “verãozinho vai chegando resenha vai aumentando… viva a boemia” and their life of cálculo, álgebra and USP. Guaraná soda brings fizzy, hyperactive energy for tweets like “daqui 48 horas vou estar me entupindo de droga com meus amigos na bahia” and “hoje vai ser o maior sextou da história do ensino medio”. A dash of bitters stands for the misanthropic, world-ending rants such as “o mundo tem que acabar e recomeçar do zero” and their occasional self-loathing in “prestar atenção em algebra linear faz eu me arrepender de todas as decisões que tomei na minha vida, eu sou um merda”. The lime squeeze cuts through with a fresher, affectionate side that shows up in “lembrei da minha namorada perfeita linda maravilhosa amor da minha vida vou casar c ela” and “eu e a ju vamo que vamo 2025🤗”. Finally, the chili-salt rim is for the aggressive, over-the-top threats and sharp humor like “eu vou matar esse homem um dia guardem esse tweet esse gordo careca vai morrer nas minhas mãos” and “tu é porpeta rei aceita a derrota chefia…”, giving the cocktail the same spicy, unfiltered finish as their mentions.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account reads overwhelmingly like a chaotic, outspoken Gryffindor who leads with impulse and emotion. They show a classic Gryffindor hero/justice complex and readiness to go nuclear over perceived wrongs, with violent hyperbole like “alguém tem que matar esse velho filha da puta e colocar o corpo esquartejado pra ser exibido em praça publica meu deus do céu” and “eu vou matar esse homem um dia guardem esse tweet esse gordo careca vai morrer nas minhas mãos”, which, while obviously exaggerated, show that gut-level, confrontational bravery/temper. They frame politics and society as a big delirious game yet still posture as someone willing to fight for what they see as right, e.g. “cara não existe política é tudo uma grande brincadeira… tudo é resenha hoje” combined with jokingly militant takes like “tem gente que morreu por muito menos, depois me chamam de louco por ser a favor de pena de morte pra vagabundo sabotando a nossa seleção canarinha… só assim conquistaremos o hexa”. There’s also a reckless, thrill‑seeking edge: they brag about partying hard and drugs in tweets like “daqui 48 horas vou estar me entupindo de droga com meus amigos na bahia” and celebrate wild nights such as “hoje vai ser o maior sextou da história do ensino medio”. At the same time, they show loyalty and heart toward friends and loved ones, calling their girlfriend “amor da minha vida vou casar c ela” in this tweet and hyping up their exam group with “aqui o quarteto… vai devorar a unicamp sem muita conversa boa prova a todos meus amigos deus abençoe”, which fits the protective, ride-or-die side of Gryffindor rather than the quieter Hufflepuff version. While there are hints of intellect and irony (references to economy, Deleuzian-sounding capitalism critiques, and self-awareness about a future political career in “será que quando eu virar politico vão ir atrás dos meus tweets?”), the dominant pattern is bold, dramatic, impulsive, and socially loud—core Gryffindor energy rather than the more calculated Slytherin or cerebral Ravenclaw modes.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, ironic, and hyper-online vibe with a mix of self-deprecation, dark humor, and rebellion fits Smells Like Teen Spirit almost perfectly. They constantly joke about madness and collective delusion, like when they say “cara não existe política é tudo uma grande brincadeira, um grande delírio, é pura esquizofrenia coletiva… tudo é resenha hoje”, which mirrors the song’s sense of disillusionment and confusion with the world. There’s a strong streak of youthful excess and self-destruction in posts about drinking and partying, such as “a cara pior que eu nem queria beber esse fim de semana mas to praticamente sendo obrigado desse jeito” and “daqui 48 horas vou estar me entupindo de droga com meus amigos na bahia”. At the same time, they mix sarcasm, irony, and a kind of performative angst in tweets like “prestar atenção em algebra linear faz eu me arrepender de todas as decisões que tomei na minha vida, eu sou um merda” and “silencio o aceleracionismo está consumindo minha mente”. Their whole timeline feels like a noisy, irreverent anthem of post-adolescent chaos and "resenha," which is exactly the energy Nirvana’s classic channels.
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