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Zephyr's strong moral compass, his dedication to traditional values, and his unwavering belief in his own righteousness make him similar to Ned Flanders. He frequently criticizes those who he believes are acting immorally or disrespecting his beliefs, just as Ned often scolds his neighbors for their perceived transgressions. 'Wonder what God will have to say about cowards who want to strip peaceable people's rights because of the acts of criminals...' He also has a strong sense of community and is willing to defend those he believes are being unfairly targeted, similar to Ned's unwavering loyalty to his friends and family. 'If ANYONE near your daughter had been able to shoot back, she might be alive now.'

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Second Amendment advocate, free speech absolutist, and lover of all things geek. 'And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.' John 1:5– @DJ_Zephyr102

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Zephyr's strong sense of self-preservation, his cunning use of language to criticize his opponents, and his ambition to defend his beliefs align him with Slytherin. He frequently calls out those who he believes are trying to silence him or infringe on his rights, often employing sarcasm and wit to expose their hypocrisy. 'Funny how they talk about holding others accountable, and then lock replies to avoid getting called out on their firearms illiteracy.' He is also fiercely independent and doesn't hesitate to challenge authority, even when facing opposition. 'If even SCOTUS members don't understand these things, imagine the firearms literacy of the AVERAGE gun grabber...' These traits are characteristic of Slytherin, which values ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness.

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This song's themes of conflict, resistance, and the struggle for freedom resonate with Zephyr's beliefs and his constant battles against those he perceives as trying to infringe on his rights. The lyrics, 'And the battle rages on, through the night and through the day', reflect his unwavering commitment to his cause, even when facing overwhelming opposition. 'We need a law that puts congresscritters on the front lines of the wars they want us involved in.' The song's powerful imagery and its message of defiance against tyranny align with Zephyr's own fight for individual liberty and his criticism of those he sees as seeking to control and oppress the people. 'I want to live in a nation where cowards don't lock replies.'

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