Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep emotional investment in the Chiefs and Mahomes, e.g. calling Mahomes his GOAT and life-saver in “This right here is my fucking goat. Deadass saved my life.” and “People who saved my life today: Patrick Mahomes Kareem Hunt Rashee Rice”.
- Loyal supporter: Despite constant frustration with coaches and GM, he consistently defends and praises Mahomes, e.g. “Heal up 15… Then the show will continue.”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly expresses his mental state and how games affect him, e.g. “I was gonna end it all if we lost ngl.” and “This was my 13 reason”.
- Analytical watcher: Comments on scheme, penalties, snap counts, and personnel usage, e.g. “We should lowkey start betting on Chiefs players snap counts. Like nohl Williams under 10 snaps would be easy money every week” and repeated critiques of play-calling and pass rush.
- High standards: Demands accountability from coaches, GM, and players, e.g. “There are a good number of individuals who should just not be employed by the Chiefs anymore.” and “Get better or get used to losing. Winners don't lose”.
Weaknesses:
- Excessive hostility: Uses extreme insults toward staff and opponents, e.g. “Brett Veach, Andy Reid, Matt Nagy, and Steve Spagnuolo, names should be slurs” and “Fuck the Broncos”.
- Violent rhetoric: Invokes harm or extreme comparisons, e.g. “Please strike down brett veach where he stands. He is worse than hitler worse than the devil himself.” and “JAWAAN TAYLOR IS A tERRORIST!”.
- Self-harm references: Links game outcomes to suicidal thoughts, e.g. “I was gonna end it all if we lost ngl.” and “This was my 13 reason”.
- Dehumanizing language: Calls people “scum,” “bum,” and uses slur-like framing, e.g. “Fucking scum. Good ejection” and bio suggesting certain names “should be slurs.”
- Obsessive negativity: Timeline dominated by rage, blame, and despair about the team, e.g. “Plz Plz Plz I’m begging. Fire everyone. Veach awful. Reid Awful. Spags Awful” and “Like we acc just don’t make it out the first round anymore. Leave it to the Chiefs to make me crash out on a bye week…”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: impulsive, emotional, and utterly consumed by their favorite team. Like Homer with the Isotopes or the Power Plant softball team, they swing wildly between despair and euphoria, saying things like “I was gonna end it all if we lost ngl. People who saved my life today: Patrick Mahomes Kareem Hunt Rashee Rice Thank you Chiefs” and then “LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” minutes later. Their over-the-top rage toward authority figures mirrors Homer screaming at Mr. Burns, with lines like “Brett Veach. Andy Reid. You will pay for this!” and “Please strike down brett veach where he stands. He is worse than hitler worse than the devil himself.”. They also use exaggerated, half-serious death/doom language—“This was my 13 reason” and “Leave it to the Chiefs to make me crash out on a bye week…”—which fits Homer’s melodramatic, self-destructive outbursts. Underneath the profanity and insults, there’s genuine, almost childlike devotion to Mahomes, seen in “This right here is my fucking goat. Deadass saved my life… watching him play brings true joy to my life.”, just like Homer’s fiercely loyal (if chaotic) love for his family and idols.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is a live, externalized stream of reactions during games, clearly directed at an audience and engaging in public venting, e.g. “Yall gotta turn that game off💀 Andy Reid and his band of terrorist all need to go” and “LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”, which shows energy from broadcasting feelings rather than keeping them private. They favor Intuition (N) over pure Sensing: although they reference specific plays, they constantly generalize into broader narratives and absolutes like “There are a good number of individuals who should just not be employed by the Chiefs anymore” and “Once again this is a Brett Veach issue. NO TALENT NO CHANGES AT DEADLINE NO CHANGES EVER.”, focusing on patterns and big-picture blame rather than only concrete stats. Their style is strongly Thinking (T): they are blunt, confrontational, and often harshly critical, using attack-style reasoning on competence and decision-making like “Our gm looked at this team and said that we were good enough at the trade deadline. Being stingey with picks wont save ur job” and “BRETT VEACH TAKE YOUR HAD OUT UR FUCKING PANTS AND MAKE A TRADE”, prioritizing perceived logic over tact. Their behavior fits Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they tweet in-the-moment, rapidly shifting takes with the flow of the game (from “Game over” to later hope in other contexts), and they rarely talk about long-term plans or structure, instead reacting impulsively during live events like “yo deadass just no flags on either team for the rest of the game”. Overall, the mix of outward intensity, pattern-focused blame, combative logic-first criticism, and spontaneous, real-time commentary aligns best with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Mahomes ‘deadass saved your life’ and that Bills OT win kept you from crashing out — if I promise fewer penalties than the 2025 Chiefs and more clutch moments than Kareem on 4th & short, do I get a spot on your ‘people who saved my life today’ list too?
- You hate-watch the Bills, Eagles, Broncos, and Chargers, call the Broncos terrorists, and still ride for 15 like he’s your GOAT — how about we make a pact: I’ll be your Rashee Rice in clutch time if you be my Mahomes and carry us through every miserable, penalty-ridden Sunday.
- On 2025-12-14 you said Brett Veach is ‘worse than Hitler worse than the devil himself’ and begged God for change — consider me your anti-Veach: I’ll actually make moves, never ignore your trade requests, and the only thing I’ll be stingy with is sharing you with other fans.
- You tweeted ‘1v11 holy’ and ‘15 can’t overthrow that man’ — so let’s run this like a Chiefs drive: you be Mahomes, I’ll be the wide-open receiver, and I promise I won’t drop the ball like Noah or overthrow the moment like Travis on 3rd & long.
- You’ve called Andy Reid a slur, Toub a menace, Taylor a terrorist, and still found ‘peace’ the one day things went right — imagine the tranquility of a Sunday where the Chiefs don’t sell, Veach actually trades, and your only hate-watch is deciding whether you’re falling harder for football or for me.
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Chiefs fan with a Mahomes dependency. Once live‑tweeted myself from “season’s over” to “thank you God” in 3 hours. Opinions loud, stats checked.– @DJBolt12
Your signature cocktail
The Mahomes or Misery
This cocktail is built strong and a little unhinged, just like someone who tweets things like “Please strike down brett veach where he stands. He is worse than hitler worse than the devil himself.”. Overproof rye whiskey brings high-octane intensity for the life-or-death vibes of “I was gonna end it all if we lost ngl. People who saved my life today: Patrick Mahomes Kareem Hunt Rashee Rice”. Red chili tincture adds a sharp burn that fits outbursts like “Fuck the Broncos” and “JAWAAN TAYLOR IS A tERRORIST!”. Black coffee cold brew represents the exhausted, doom-scrolling fan who says things like “Already back to misery” and still watches every snap. Sweet cherry liqueur captures the genuine love for Mahomes shining through lines like “This right here is my fucking goat. Deadass saved my life.”. Finally, a smoked salt rim evokes the constant salty, scorched-earth rants about the front office such as “BRETT VEACH TAKE YOUR HAD OUT UR FUCKING PANTS AND MAKE A TRADE”, leaving a lingering bite on every sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Bolt reads overwhelmingly as a Gryffindor: highly emotional, bold, and driven by a hero complex around Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs. They dramatize wins and losses in life-or-death terms, e.g. saying “I was gonna end it all if we lost ngl. People who saved my life today: Patrick Mahomes Kareem Hunt Rashee Rice Thank you Chiefs”, which shows intense, almost reckless passion and devotion. Their timeline is full of impulsive, fiery outbursts and moral absolutism, such as calling coaches and players “terrorist” or “fascist” and demanding change with lines like “Please strike down brett veach where he stands. He is worse than hitler worse than the devil himself… I want him gone. I want andy gone. I want naggy gone. I want spags gone. Toub gone. Please God! 15 is out for the season. Something Change plz!”. They consistently frame Mahomes as their personal hero and savior—“This right here is my fucking goat. Deadass saved my life… watching him play brings true joy to my life.”—which fits the Gryffindor pattern of idolizing brave figures and rallying emotionally around them. While there’s some loyalty (Hufflepuff) and strategizing about the roster (Ravenclaw/Slytherin), their defining traits are courage in expressing extreme opinions, willingness to ‘go to war’ verbally for their team, and a ride-or-die, high-drama temperament that aligns far more with Gryffindor than any other house.
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All Of The Lights - Kanye West
The chaotic, high-intensity energy of All Of The Lights fits Bolt’s volatile, ride-or-die fandom and emotional swings around the Chiefs. They oscillate between genuine joy and complete meltdown, like going from “LETs GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” and “THANK YOU GOD!” to “Plz Plz Plz I’m begging. Fire everyone. Veach awful. Reid Awful. Spags Awful” in the same game span. The song’s theme of public spectacle and emotional overload mirrors their habit of publicly spiraling over every snap, like “This was my 13 reason” and “Leave it to the Chiefs to make me crash out on a bye week…”. Their fixation on Mahomes as a personal savior lines up with the dramatic intensity of the track, as seen in “This right here is my fucking goat. Deadass saved my life… Heal up 15” and “People who saved my life today: Patrick Mahomes… Thank you Chiefs”. The constant dramatic extremes, public venting, and obsession with big-game moments are exactly the emotional landscape All Of The Lights thrives in.
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