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Your Simpsons character
They match best with Lisa Simpson, who is emotionally intense, very online/nerdy in her interests, and politically opinionated. Like Lisa, they care about social issues and aren’t afraid to call things out, e.g. criticizing people for focusing on drama over serious problems in “ok woke up to people cancelling doki for collabing with filian because of a poor taste joke she made years ago…… people are dying samantha” and mocking transphobes in “transphobes really showing their true colors during the pikamee situation”. They’re also deeply into niche/otaku media and games—Genshin, Honkai, Holostars, vtubers, visual novels—which fits Lisa’s bookish, obsessive-fan side, as seen in tweets like “i finished hazbin, wasn’t that great but definitely not as terrible as twitter makes it seem lmao i like alastor” and “i’m so glad bronseele is a thing in hsr as well <3”. There’s also a strong self-aware, slightly dramatic emotional streak: they talk openly about crying over media in “playing dmmd and clear’s route fucking killed me, i don’t think i’ve ever cried so much during a sex scene lol” and celebrate mental health progress in “just realized i’ve been over two years clean from sh now!!!!”, which mirrors Lisa’s introspective, sensitive nature. Finally, their mix of sarcasm and earnest care—insults for clout-chasing creators in “tectone proving himself to be the biggest manchild of the community once again lmao” alongside genuine empathy—captures Lisa’s blend of sharp tongue and big heart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on solitary media consumption and online fandom rather than in-person socializing, like watching anime and vtubers, gaming, and crying to songs alone, e.g. “i’m once again crying to (evil) neuro singing as the world caves in why am i like this” and “i love being home alone, wine drunk and crying laughing while watching matt rose”. Their interests and humor show strong Intuition (N)—they frequently discuss fiction, concepts, and what-ifs, such as “what if phainon inherited the coreflame of childbearing instead of the coreflame of worldbearing” and meta debates about media and morality like “it’s funny when ppl who enjoy murder and gore in fictional media draw the line at icky ships, wouldn’t that make you a murderer according to your own standards?? :DD”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over detached logic, with strong value-based stances and emotional reactions, e.g. “i hate men”, concern for victims in drama like “i hope the victims are okay hoping that hyv does something about him asap”, and boundary-setting around harm to real kids versus fiction in “lolicon is a fictional trope, pedophilia is a mental disorder that endangers real life kids. hope this helps!”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P): they tweet about procrastination and lack of structure, such as struggling with spending and food habits in “how tf do i stop ordering in it’s too addicting but i can’t afford it + i’ll get heart disease or somrthing lmao”, and reacting to games and shows as they go rather than planning, like “ohhhhh i got spoiled thats it im not opening twitter again before finishing the quest💔”. Overall, an INFP profile fits best: introspective, media- and fandom-focused, strongly value-driven, emotionally expressive, and somewhat unstructured and spontaneous in day-to-day life.

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19 • she/any • gamer, vtuber enjoyer & anime brainrot archivist. Once beat MoC out of spite and bought Bloodborne on impulse at a thrift shop.– @dlo_na

Your signature cocktail
This drink is sweet, fruity, and deceptively strong, just like someone who tweets “i’m literally just a girl 🍤🪫🦅🍙🐔🏴☠️🥐🌸🥀🎲🧟♀️💜” and then casually adds political takes and media critique. Lychee liqueur is soft and floral for the emotional gamer who cries over routes like “clear’s route fucking killed me” and gets wrecked by Stardew music in “why does stardew valley winter ost make me cry”. Sparkling yuzu soda matches their bright, slightly chaotic energy, from screaming about vtubers in “FAUNA WHAT THE FUCKCKFKENENGK” to spamming memes like “not even kidding when i say im gonna start spamming the yeah photo”. Blue curaçao gives it that gacha‑game, anime‑UI blue glow for the hoyo/otaku brainrot behind tweets like “I GOT SEELE AND WELT IN ONE TEN PULL” and “isn’t it funny how i’ve done more than the people actually trying to boycott genshin”. A dash of chili tincture represents the sharp, no‑bullshit side that calls out drama and weirdos in “tectone proving himself to be the biggest manchild of the community once again” and “elon is so fucking cringe it’s physically painful lmao”. Finally, edible glitter tops it off for the queer, online‑but-self-aware sparkle of someone who celebrates wins like “just realized i’ve been over two years clean from sh now!!!!” and lives for a little fandom drama while sipping wine in “i love being home alone, wine drunk and crying laughing while watching matt rose”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets consistently show sharp, survival-focused thinking and a willingness to be bluntly combative in defense of their views, which fits Slytherin’s self-preservation and cunning. They repeatedly call out what they see as hypocrisy or bad faith from others, e.g. mocking transphobes and right‑wing outrage in “righties freaking tf out over a can of beer is so entertaining” and “transphobes really showing their true colors during the pikamee situation”, and dismissing drama with cutting one‑liners like “someone’s mad his wife left him for a trans girl lmao❣️”. They’re also unapologetically opinionated about fandom morality debates, defending uncomfortable fiction with arguments like “lolicon is a fictional trope, pedophilia is a mental disorder that endangers real life kids. hope this helps!” and “it’s funny when ppl who enjoy murder and gore in fictional media draw the line at icky ships, wouldn’t that make you a murderer according to your own standards?? :DD”, which shows contrarian confidence and strategic rhetoric. Even when they’re vulnerable, they frame it in terms of resilience and edge, like celebrating recovery in “just realized i’ve been over two years clean from sh now!!!!” while still keeping a biting tone elsewhere. While they clearly have loyalties and affections for favorite games, vtubers, and characters, the dominant vibe is sharp-tongued, defensive, and willing to fight their corner — a strong Slytherin profile.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “girls” by girl in red. Their bio and tweets show clear sapphic vibes and queer identity, like the bi Miko pfp in “bi miko pfp is back because yes” and joking about their own preferences in “loli x loli >>>> ojisan x loli (i have homosexual tendencies)”. The song’s themes of yearning, messy feelings, and queer attraction line up with their emotional, very online posting style, from crying at game routes in “clear’s route fucking killed me, i don’t think i’ve ever cried so much during a sex scene lol” to getting wine-drunk and laughing at streams in “i love being home alone, wine drunk and crying laughing while watching matt rose”. They’re also openly left-leaning and chronically terminally online in a funny way, like “righties freaking tf out over a can of beer is so entertaining” and “america is wild bc fym those two old idiots are the candidates?? i’m so sorry for u”, which matches the slightly jaded but still soft and emotional tone of the song. Overall, girls captures that mix of queer crushes, vulnerability, and casual unfiltered tweeting that defines their personality online.

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