Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Deep, consistent enthusiasm for Oasis and the Gallaghers in tweets like “what do you mean i live in a lifetime where i might actually be conscious and alive for an actual oasis album release..” and “mtv unplugged 1996 was god's gift to humankind”.
- Humorous voice: Uses playful exaggeration and memes such as “this manchild” and “what it looks like trying to find your friend in an oasis crowd but everyone's wearing adidas and a bucket hat”.
- Observant commentator: Notices small, specific details like “the way his hair curls in the backkkehsjs i want to twirl it” and “the switch from assaulting the mic stand to innocently swinging his legs”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages the wider fanbase and seeks connection, as in “oasis south east asian fans pspspssps can we oomf up please i know u're all hiding out here somewhere” and references to oasistwt like “the duality of oasistwt”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings and vulnerability in posts like “once upon a time our weekends used to be filled with tweets about liam and noel's walkouts... nobody said the post reunion depression would last this long” and “the best oasis songs involves lyrics that noel gallagher himself hasn't got a clue on what it means... but it works and makes me cry”.
Weaknesses:
- Single‑topic focus: Timeline is almost entirely dominated by Oasis/Gallagher content, from posts like “noel gallagher attending the Brits, being in the studio, working on set as ringo star... and back to touring with oasis next year?” to repeated daily references across many tweets.
- Thirst‑driven posting: Frequent sexual or body‑focused comments such as “thighs and arms. thats it.”, “the organs i'd sell just to witness him dancing to madonna wtf”, and “this might be the most sickening thing i've seen WHO IS THIS LUCKY LADY”.
- Dramatic language: Relies heavily on intense phrasing like “genuinely just a painful PAINFUL interview”, “some of the scariest pictures to ever exist in history”, and “i'm going to say a quick prayer before i sin”, which can make reactions seem overstated.
- Self‑deprecating tone: Uses jokes at their own expense or in morally gray ways, like “i'm going to hell” and “i'm going to say a quick prayer before i sin”, which may normalize putting themselves down for laughs.
- Impulse posting: Tweets show strong, immediate reactions such as “im clinging to the wall for physical support” and “THE LIP BITE DONT EVEN PLAY RIGHT NOW”, suggesting they often post in the heat of the moment.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: passionate, articulate, and hyper‑fixated on a niche she’s turned into a whole personality. Like Lisa monologuing about jazz or books, she goes on heartfelt, thoughtful rambles about Oasis, such as when she writes that “the best oasis songs involves lyrics that noel gallagher himself hasn't got a clue on what it means… whatever the fuck that means, but it works and makes me cry”. She has Lisa’s mix of sincerity and dramatic flair, joking that “a girl doesn't want to win a lottery in life, she just wants a noel gallagher song written about her”. There’s also Lisa’s socially aware, slightly exasperated side in things like “i hate oasis and those controlling bastards. 'stop crying your heart out' 'don't look back in anger' 'get your shit together girl' i'll do WHATEVER I WANT actually”. Finally, like Lisa balancing brainy analysis with fangirl moments, this user swings between deep emotional investment and chaotic humour, e.g. “ramadhan is starting soon, i hope they lock up the two devils whispering bad influences by my shoulders, stay strong liam and noel gallagher 😭 see you during eid”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly expressive, social, and directed at a community (oasistwt, fellow fans, etc.), constantly reacting to public events and crowds, like when they joke about fandom dynamics in “the duality of oasistwt” and scream-level enthusiasm in “im clinging to the wall for physical support”. Their style shows Intuition (N) over Sensing: they fixate less on technical music details and more on vibes, symbolism, and what things mean, like mythologizing the band’s impact in “foetus oasis had no idea they were about to change generations of lives” and turning lyric nonsense into emotional poetry in “whatever the fuck that means, but it works and makes me cry. so.”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F): the tweets are packed with emotional language, attachment, and relational focus rather than detached analysis, e.g. “the oasis reunion meant so much to families not only just the gallaghers but parents who got to bond with their children :')” and the romantic exaggeration in “a girl doesn't want to win a lottery in life, she just wants a noel gallagher song written about her”. Finally, they look Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they bounce from joke to joke, hyperfixation to hyperfixation, and surprise to surprise, with a spontaneous, chaotic tone in posts like “the organs i'd sell just to witness him dancing to madonna wtf” and “nothing more rock n roll than me being at the police station 3 hours before i'm supposed to be going to my brother's concert”. Their playful dramatics, intense parasocial warmth, and imaginative, fandom-centered inner world align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said a girl doesn’t want to win the lottery, she just wants a Noel Gallagher song written about her — would you settle for a deluded Oasis stan writing a tweet-thread love letter about you instead?
- You’re out here mourning Noel’s old blogs and laughing at him cheering when Liam gets knocked out on a plane… I promise if we ever fly together I’ll only cheer when the Ticketmaster war lets us both see the reunion from front row.
- You called Liam a freshly made newborn baby and a grandpa at the same time — if we ever take a photo together, will you over-analyse my face like that or just caption it ‘user DlRTYSHlRT’s vibes today 🤗’ and call it a masterpiece?
- You said the best Oasis lyrics don’t even make sense, they just make you cry — so if I tell you ‘slowly walking down your TL, faster ‘cause you’re canon-ball-level fine’, does that qualify as our first inside-joke B-side?
- You’re 20, Malaysian, tuning into football at gigs, planning Ramadhan around Liam and Noel, and winning Ticketmaster wars… statistically speaking, isn’t the next logical step ‘me and you at Knebworth, you tell me what to wear’?
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20 • MY • Won the Ticketmaster war for Oasis reunion 🎟️ Now documenting the Gallaghers’ chaos with archival precision and occasional screaming.– @DlRTYSHlRT
Your signature cocktail
Wonderwall of Thighs & Tunes
This cocktail is bright, fizzy, and a little unhinged—just like someone who tweets “the organs i'd sell just to witness him dancing to madonna wtf” and survives the Ticketmaster war for Oasis reunion tickets in “the day i won the ticketmaster war and got oasis reunion tickets”. The gin with lime and pandan nods to their Malaysian roots and sharp, chaotic humor, as seen in “i hate oasis and those controlling bastards... i'll do WHATEVER I WANT actually”. Honeyed chamomile mellows the chaos, reflecting the soft side that prays in “ramadhan is starting soon, i hope they lock up the two devils whispering bad influences by my shoulders”. Sparkling yuzu soda captures their hyper, effervescent oasistwt energy from “user DlRTYSHlRT's vibes today 🤗”, while chili bitters represent their unfiltered thirst in “thighs and arms. thats it.” and “THE LIP BITE DONT EVEN PLAY RIGHT NOW”. The edible silver glitter is a wink to their dramatic, cinematic view of Oasis saving generations in “foetus oasis had no idea they were about to change generations of lives” and to living in a universe where a new Oasis album might actually exist in “what do you mean i live in a lifetime where i might actually be conscious and alive for an actual oasis album release..”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their defining traits are wit, obsessive curiosity, and a deeply analytical way of engaging with a niche subject — classic Ravenclaw energy. They don’t just enjoy Oasis; they dissect eras, lyrics and anecdotes, like when they praise how Noel’s nonsense-but-poetic lines still move them in “the best oasis songs involves lyrics that noel gallagher himself hasn't got a clue on what it means. slowly walking down the hall faster like a canon ball? tomorrow doesn't know what it doesn't know too soon? whatever the fuck that means, but it works and makes me cry. so.”. Their humour is sharply observational and reference-heavy, e.g. calling Noel “so incredibly lana del rey coded” in “he's so incredibly lana del rey coded” and comparing Liam to “a gen z girl stuck in an old rockstar's body” in “he's really just a gen z girl stuck in an old rockstar's body”, which shows a very pattern-seeking, associative way of thinking. They also display a meta-awareness of fandom and media language, joking about headlines in “british press and their obsession with wonderwall related headlines” and imagining Noel’s burner wordplay in “i wonder what kind of oasis wordplay does liam use for his burner account”. There is loyalty and warmth, but their primary mode is clever commentary, connecting disparate cultural references and overthinking details like accents, outfits, and specific performances, such as in “there's something about his accent and voice here that throws me off” and “am i the only one attracted to the way he crosses his arms or is that too niche”. All of this points more to a cerebral, hyper-observant Ravenclaw than to the impulsiveness of Gryffindor, the quiet steadiness of Hufflepuff, or the status-focused ambition of Slytherin.
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Champagne Supernova - Oasis
Champagne Supernova fits them because they’re deeply, almost spiritually attached to Oasis in a way that blurs nostalgia, romance and chaos all together. They love the surreal, emotionally vague side of Noel’s writing, saying “the best oasis songs involves lyrics that noel gallagher himself hasn't got a clue on what it means. slowly walking down the hall faster like a canon ball? tomorrow doesn't know what it doesn't know too soon? whatever the fuck that means, but it works and makes me cry. so.”, which is exactly the kind of dreamlike lyricism at the heart of Champagne Supernova. Their timeline is full of dramatic, life-defining Oasis moments like “what do you mean i live in a lifetime where i might actually be conscious and alive for an actual oasis album release..” and “when my future husband tells me that the happiest moment of his life was when we met, and i have to smile and nod as if mine wasn't the day i won the ticketmaster war and got oasis reunion tickets”, echoing the song’s huge, cinematic feel. They’re sentimental about bonds and reunions, saying “the oasis reunion meant so much to families not only just the gallaghers but parents who got to bond with their children :')”, which mirrors the song’s themes of time, relationships and wondering where people go. Their mix of humour, intensity and emotional devotion to the Gallaghers—seen in posts like “once upon a time our weekends used to be filled with tweets about liam and noel's walkouts, hugs, interactions and outfit of the day... nobody said the post reunion depression would last this long”—feels exactly like living inside a never-ending champagne supernova in the sky.
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