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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, irreverent, but ultimately affectionate with their friends. Their tweets are full of playful aggression and swearing, like calling out a platform in “bela bosta vai se foder grok” and joking about violence in “i just beat the shit out o𝖋 you, 𝓳ab͟b͟er.”, which fits Bart’s rebellious streak. At the same time, they’re very social and attention-seeking in a funny way, as seen in “q povo aleatório é esse que tá me seguindo” and “vcs dizem q são meus amigos, mas ninguém tá postanxo foto comigo, vou tá desfazendo essas amizades 🙄🙄”. Their mix of clowning around and genuine affection, like being hyped over birthday gifts in “frigideira do bob esponja KKKKKK genial prr, valeuzão amei os presentes cabeça de nós tudo” and gushing over their husky in “PORRAAAAA GANHEI UM HUSKY”, also mirrors Bart’s soft side under the troublemaker exterior. Even their casual laziness and procrastination in “tenho que lavar roupa mas tô com preguiça” feels very Bart-like rather than responsible or studious like Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they often mention low social energy and needing space, like “ultimamente sem bateria social pra interagir” and “*abro a dm *fico com preguiça e fecho dm”, and their focus is on a small circle of close friends and an alt, not broad social exposure. Their attention to concrete bodily states, daily routine, and sensory experiences points to Sensing: they talk about gym pain and fatigue (“treinei tanto n tô sentindo minhas pernas tá doido”), being sick and coughing (“não aguento mais tossir quem foi o fdp que jogou praga”), specific presents like a SpongeBob pan and a husky (“frigideira do bob esponja KKKKKK genial prr”, “PORRAAAAA GANHEI UM HUSKY”), and tattoo/appearance details (“quero fazer nova tatuagem”, “tô em dúvida qual foto postar”). Their blunt emotional tone and value-driven reactions suggest Feeling over Thinking: they vent and respond from emotion rather than structured logic, as in “bela bosta vai se foder grok”, “sou muito feliz”, and their affectionate posts about friends and pets like “irmã de outra mãe”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging, frequently improvising, procrastinating, and changing direction on whims: they mention putting off chores (“tenho que lavar roupa mas tô com preguiça”), waffling about leaving or changing the alt (“um like e saio do alt”, “pensando em altar dnv”), and spontaneously considering icon and hair changes (“pensando mudar de icon”, “vcs iam me amar se eu tirar o mullet?”). Together, this pattern of introspective but social-on-their-terms behavior, strong focus on immediate sensory life and aesthetics, emotionally-driven expression, and flexible, go-with-the-flow lifestyle best fits ISFP.

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21 • bar owner & gym enthusiast • still mourning a lost birthday piercing • probably talking about anime, horror movies or my husky instead of sleeping– @dmonzawa

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This cocktail hits like a sparring session because they literally say “𝓲 just beat the shit out o𝖋 you, 𝓳ab͟b͟er.”, so a strong silver cachaça shot anchors the drink with Brazilian energy and bite. The cold brew coffee mirrors their constant tiredness and messed-up sleep, from “que sono descomunal tá doido” to “porra dormi umas 19h e acordei agr”. A spicy ginger–chili syrup reflects their sharp tongue and chaotic humor in tweets like “bela bosta vai se foder grok” and “não binario louco fica me atentando”. The activated charcoal tonic nods to their alt, dark-aesthetic vibe and height/drip flex in “Get to know me. — Name : genya shinazugawa… Height : 1,86.” while keeping it fizzy and experimental like their constant alt resets in “pensando em altar dnv”. Finally, the glittery black sugar rim is for their dramatic, celebratory side—birthday chaos, husky joy, and pride in their look in “tô babando pelo meu perfil nesse alt” and “PORRAAAAA GANHEI UM HUSKY”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user reads as a Gryffindor because of their impulsive, bold, and confrontational style combined with a strong emotional intensity. They casually talk about wanting to "assume" and openly dive into dynamics with Jabber, e.g. “tô com vontade de assumir hj” and “se eu n aparecer estarei no porão do jabber é onde exatamente quero tá”, which shows reckless, ride-or-die courage in relationships. Their tone is frequently combative and dramatic, like “bela bosta vai se foder grok” and “PERDI A PORRA DO MEU PIERCING QUE GANHEI DE PRESENTE DE ANIVERSÁRIO NEM FODENDO USEI UMA VEZ”, reflecting a fiery temperament rather than calculated restraint. They also embrace embarrassment and social risk, admitting things like “pensando no mico que passei na academia hj kkk indo trocar de academia”, which suggests a willingness to leap into situations even if they go wrong. Finally, their devotion to friends and found family—"irmã de outra mãe" in “irmã de outra mãe” and their loud, affectionate birthday threads—fits Gryffindor’s loyal, big-hearted, dramatic energy more than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.

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A song that fits them well is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance. Their chaotic, irreverent humor and constant swearing match the song’s rebellious, fed‑up energy, like when they say “bela bosta vai se foder grok” and complain about life with “acaba esse mês nunca pprt”. The song’s theme of being exhausted and overstimulated by everything around you lines up with tweets such as “q cansaço” and “ultimamente sem bateria social pra interagir”. They also directly reference being an "otário" over a musician in “3: com gerard way”, tying them explicitly to MCR’s world. At the same time, under the sarcasm they show genuine affection and attachment to friends and their alt, like “sou muito feliz” and “sdds do meu alt”, which fits the song’s mix of cynicism and underlying emotional intensity.

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