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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Homer Simpson, especially the later-series version who is impulsive, pleasure-seeking, and often reckless about consequences. This account is openly driven by physical gratification and kink, such as bragging about a friend who “just discovered my status and now he's begging for my strain. 😈 This should be fun.”(https://x.com/DnaSwapping/status/1146180921986445312), which parallels Homer’s tendency to chase immediate pleasure despite serious risks. The casual, joking tone about intense situations, like describing their HIV doctor as someone who “breeds me when I come in for appointments. I never liked doc appointments until now lol”(https://x.com/DnaSwapping/status/1322279124086370306), fits Homer’s habit of turning everything into a crude, self-indulgent gag. The profile’s hypersexual bravado and willingness to lean into taboo fantasies, such as promoting “Verbal wasted Poz daddy helps breed excited bottom”(https://x.com/DnaSwapping/status/1085818829148540929), also echoes Homer’s uninhibited, boundary-pushing behavior when left to his own devices. Even the slightly self-deprecating humor and ‘vers pig’ bio align with Homer’s blend of shamelessness and unfiltered appetite for excess.

Your MBTI personality Type
They are strongly oriented toward other people, sex, and shared experiences, suggesting Extroversion. For example, they openly invite strangers to meet up in person in “In LA tonight at the hotel Silverlake near slammer. Drop a line if you wanna drop a load. Poz preferred 👍🏼”, and talk about social/sexual encounters like “So a buddy of mine is prep free and cumming over tonight. He just discovered my status and now he's begging for my strain. 😈 This should be fun.”. Their focus is very concrete and sensory—bodies, physical acts, and porn links—rather than abstract ideas, as seen in tweets like “I just love a big dicked bottom” and “Hung Dad Top”, indicating Sensing. The tone is blunt, pleasure-driven, and driven by desire rather than analysis, for example in “And currently my HIV doc breeds me when I come in for appointments. I never liked doc appointments until now lol”, which aligns more with Feeling than detached logic. Their lifestyle and tweeting style appear spontaneous, opportunistic, and in-the-moment (e.g., hookups, cruises, and casual invitations), such as “I'm so sad this@DID NOT happen on my cruise. #Refund”, pointing toward Perceiving rather than structured planning. Altogether, the highly social, sensory, pleasure-seeking, and spontaneous nature of the tweets is most consistent with ESFP.

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Erie-based HIV+ educator & kink-positive navigator. Once turned a routine doc visit into a lesson on consent, disclosure, and owning your status.– @DnaSwapping

Your signature cocktail
The Charged-Up Pozzopolitan is a bold, overproof dark rum base because this isn’t a light, shy personality—it’s someone who tweets about buddies “begging for my strain” in “So a buddy of mine is prep free and cumming over tonight. He just discovered my status and now he's begging for my strain. 😈 This should be fun.”. Blood orange liqueur adds a decadent, seductive sweetness, echoing the unapologetic thirst of “I just love a big dicked bottom”. Black cherry syrup deepens the drink into something darkly playful and hedonistic, much like the gleeful enthusiasm in “Do you want my charged up load ?”. A splash of absinthe brings a wild, taboo edge, channeling the boundary-pushing energy of “And currently my HIV doc breeds me when I come in for appointments. I never liked doc appointments until now lol”. Finally, an activated charcoal salt rim nods to the ‘poz’ and ‘Vers. Pig.’ identity in the bio with a visually striking, dark halo, perfect for someone who can casually post “In LA tonight at the hotel Silverlake near slammer. Drop a line if you wanna drop a load. Poz preferred 👍🏼” and make it sound like happy hour. This cocktail is strong, a little dangerous, and absolutely unforgettable—just like their timeline and their unapologetic persona.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets signal a Slytherin core through deliberate risk‑embracing and a kind of pride in transgression rather than simple impulsiveness. For example, they frame HIV transmission as something to be actively sought and exchanged, as in “So a buddy of mine is prep free and cumming over tonight. He just discovered my status and now he's begging for my strain. 😈 This should be fun.”, which shows calculated indulgence in taboo power dynamics. The bio “Vers. Pig.” and posts such as “In LA tonight at the hotel Silverlake near slammer. Drop a line if you wanna drop a load. Poz preferred 👍🏼” reveal a kind of strategic self-presentation that leans into an identity centered on being sought after and desired in a niche scene. Their reaction to moderation—“Fascinating. My profile picture caused a violation. After all this time. Time to look at other platforms. Any suggestions?”—shows adaptability and resourcefulness rather than remorse or retreat, consistent with Slytherin’s survival instincts. Overall, the mix of boundary‑pushing, deliberate cultivation of a charged persona, and pragmatic shift when faced with platform limits lines up much more with Slytherin’s ambition and self-directed cunning than with the other houses.

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