
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, emotionally intense, and a little existential while still being very online and goofy. Like Lisa, they oscillate between melodramatic despair and stubborn optimism, going from “ain’t shit to be fucking laughing about at this point. just lobotomize me right now.” to “its gonna be a good week! i can feel it :D”. They clearly care about school and overthink things, as seen in “3 types of isotopes in k… like buddy what? LMFAOOO”, which fits Lisa’s academic stress and nerdiness. Their emotional depth and long-term grieving in “i miss you more than words could ever explain. i will always be thinking of you every fall winter. grieving, remembering, and loving you.” mirrors Lisa’s tendency to hold onto feelings and memories intensely. At the same time, their love for anime, games, and niche music—like “weebing out today :D” and “my heart is full. thank you to the ones who recorded porter robinson’s set for me last night”—parallels Lisa’s artsy, obsessive fandom side. Even their self-aware humor in lines like “im a NOTICER, not a fuck ass worshipper. get your head out of your ass💀😭” feels very Lisa: perceptive, critical, but still fundamentally earnest.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly address and hype up others, like “TO ALL MY FRIENDS THIS WEEKEND: have fun today/tomorrow AND PLEASE STAY SAFE ILY!!” and “GO SAY HAPPY BDAY TO MY OTHER HALF <3”, and share a lot of personal feelings publicly instead of keeping them private. Their style is strongly iNtuitive: they slip into poetic/abstract language such as “without you, every scenery is a bore without you, my life lost its color” and “i would follow your path, not even knowing if you were at the end of it, or if you had already gone without me…but you’re not nerdy enough to understand.”, focusing more on emotional meaning than concrete detail. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking; their tweets are charged with emotion, relational focus, and value language like “my heart is full. thank you to the ones who recorded porter robinson’s set for me last night” and deep grief posts such as “i miss you more than words could ever explain…grieving, remembering, and loving you.”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: they are spontaneous, chaotic, and flexible—binging shows on a whim (“binge watched record of ragnarok s3 😔 now what do i watch?”), joking about running on 1 GB of phone storage (“been running on like 1 gb for the past 2 months 💀”), and not presenting themselves as structured or rigidly planned. The combination of expressive social energy, emotional intensity, poetic abstraction, and go‑with‑the‑flow habits best fits ENFP.

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16 • anime, K‑dramas & Porter Robinson on repeat • once left ginger ale in an airport cupholder and it still haunts me more than my scoliosis– @dndhelen

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is strong but playful, powered by a soju–energy drink base to match the cracked‑out, sleep‑deprived energy of “sun’s boutta be up. just shoot me.” and “just fucking bomb me.”. Lychee liqueur brings a soft sweetness for the sentimental side that rewatches dramas like “might have to rewatch love through a prism just to feel something again.” and grieves deeply in “i miss you more than words could ever explain.”. Yuzu juice adds a tart snap, reflecting the unfiltered, slightly feral honesty of “im a NOTICER, not a fuck ass worshipper. get your head out of your ass💀😭” and “yeah…no…i don’t owe an explanation to anyone LMFAO.”. A blue curaçao float captures their anime/K-drama, gamer, and EDM aesthetic from “weebing out today :D”, “binging new season of singles inferno XD”, and “my heart is full. thank you to the ones who recorded porter robinson’s set for me last night 🥺🫰🏻”. Finally, an edible glitter + popping candy rim channels the chaotic, birthday‑girl main‑character energy of “happy sweet 16 to mee :D” and the explosive mood swings behind “need me some mood stabilizers🧎🏻♀️” and “the way i’ve been downing ashwagandha gummies for the past week is so funny to me😭😭😭”. This is a sweet-tart, experimental chaos potion that looks cute, hits hard, and leaves you kicking your feet like “go eun and i geon’s date got me kicking my feet up in the air. what the heckk 😝”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show strong loyalty and emotional steadfastness, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They openly grieve and honor someone they loved with messages like “Thinking of you today on your anniversary. Missing you, loving you, remembering your beautiful life always, and a life that meant everything to me.” and “i miss you more than words could ever explain. i will always be thinking of you every fall winter. grieving, remembering, and loving you.”, showing deep, enduring loyalty. They’re also consistently caring toward friends and family, e.g. “TO ALL MY FRIENDS THIS WEEKEND: have fun today/tomorrow AND PLEASE STAY SAFE ILY!!” and “happy thanksgiving! very grateful for my family and friends.”. At the same time, they emphasize being a grounded “noticer” rather than a worshipper in “im a NOTICER, not a fuck ass worshipper. get your head out of your ass💀😭”, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s practical, down‑to‑earth fairness more than Slytherin ambition or Gryffindor dramatics. While they enjoy fandoms, anime, games, and studying (e.g., “3 types of isotopes in k… like buddy what? LMFAOOO”), the dominant pattern is steadfast care for others and emotional reliability, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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The best-fitting song for them is “July” by The Kid LAROI, which they explicitly highlighted themselves in a tweet: “july the kid laroi”. The melancholic, reflective tone of the song matches their recurring mix of humor and emotional heaviness, like when they say “ain’t shit to be fucking laughing about at this point. just lobotomize me right now.” and “need me some mood stabilizers🧎🏻♀️”. The song’s themes of loss and longing parallel their grief tweets, especially “Thinking of you today on your anniversary. Missing you, loving you, remembering your beautiful life always…” and “i miss you more than words could ever explain…10/19/2001 12/31/2023”. At the same time, they keep a playful, internet-slang-heavy persona (“˗ˏˋ meow ˎˊ˗” in their bio and posts like “im a NOTICER, not a fuck ass worshipper.”), which mirrors the youthful angst and chaotic energy in The Kid LAROI’s music. Overall, “July” captures their blend of vulnerability, heartbreak, and dramatic humor better than any other single track.

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