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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, provocative, and self-amused. They openly revel in pissing people off and provoking reactions, saying “Life ain’t about people liking u, so u should aim to piss as many people off as possible while being urself.”, which is pure Bart energy. Their mix of horny, juvenile humor and shock value — for example “Someone either came in my pussy and got me pregnant… or my guts are bubbling and I will wake up having shit myself hungover” and “I need to fuck the girl that took advantage of me. I feel like it’s the only way to unrape myself.” — fits Bart’s tendency to push boundaries, just in a more adult online form. At the same time, like Bart’s occasional vulnerability, they show flashes of self-reflection and insecurity, such as “I think for the first time in my life, I really like my body.” and “I am nauseous and probably going to be sick”. Their love of being a little menace while still craving affection and attention — calling themselves “silly” in “I'm so silly.” and “I am really silly 😂” — rounds out the resemblance to Bart’s prankster-with-a-heart persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly broadcast their inner world, body, and social takes to the public, clearly enjoying attention and interaction, e.g. “Life ain’t about people liking u, so u should aim to piss as many people off as possible while being urself. The cool ones will notice and put up with you anyway.” and “I should be hired as a model instantly.”. They seem Intuitive rather than concrete: they frequently dramatize feelings and spin narratives about people and relationships instead of talking about specific facts, such as “Everything in my life is caused by some e girl. Every time. Lol my life is interesting.” and the fantasy-like line “I have feelings for an autistic Amish triplet and I have absolutely no regrets. Cause bone structure. Mogs mine”. Their values and emotions drive them more than detached logic, showing Feeling: they center attraction, hurt, self-image, and moral reactions, e.g. “I need to fuck the girl that took advantage of me. I feel like it’s the only way to unrape myself… I feel so weird man.” and “I love girls and theyre little laughs and voices and smells and hands and feet and eyes and hair and everything about them tb,h…”. Their style is chaotic, impulsive, and self-described as silly, suggesting Perceiving: they embrace spontaneity and lack of structure, as in “god if I actually locked into music or something in general either than bullshit I’d be so good cause my promo is always shat out last second but is aesthetic asf” and “I’m so silly.”. Overall, they read as an expressive, emotionally intense, attention-seeking, improvisational type who mixes flirtation, provocation, and introspective feelings in a way that best fits ENFP.

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Part-time poet, full-time chaos theorist. Once turned a hangover into a love letter draft. Here for words, aesthetics, and mildly unhinged honesty.– @dntwnabethebdgy

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with pink gin for their soft, vainly self-loving side and aesthetic selfies, echoing lines like “I’m so silly.” and “Pink”. Sour cherry liqueur adds sweetness with a bite, mirroring their chaotic romance and fixation on girls, as in “I love girls and theyre little laughs and voices and smells…” and the yearning of “Ich könnte jeden körper der welt haben, aber der einzige körper, nach dem ich mich sehne, ist deiner.”. The tonic water with edible glitter captures their flashy, slightly unhinged online persona, proudly declaring “I am really silly 😂” and “god if I actually locked into music or something in general… my promo is always shat out last second but is aesthetic asf”. A lemon twist brings sharpness for their provocative, trolling streak, like “Ich bin so gut darin, leute zu provozieren. Ich habe diese kunst perfektioniert.” and their joy in pissing people off in “Life ain’t about people liking u…”. Finally, a dash of absinthe nods to the darker, unsettling edges of their humor and trauma, from blunt shock lines such as “I have syphilis” to the disturbing honesty of “I need to fuck the girl that took advantage of me. I feel like it’s the only way to unrape myself.”. The result is a strong, glittery, slightly toxic siren of a drink: beautiful, messy, and impossible to forget.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong mix of ambition, self-focus, and provocative edge that aligns most with Slytherin. They openly talk about how good they are at provoking people, calling it an art they’ve perfected: “Ich bin so gut darin, leute zu provozieren. Ich habe diese kunst perfektioniert.”, which reflects calculated social manipulation rather than simple impulsive chaos. There’s a clear obsession with image, power, and allure—both sexual and aesthetic—seen in posts like “I should be hired as a model instantly.”, “I luv m aesthetic body n figure ;)”, and “I think u want to fuck me a little bit. I’m not saying I necessarily oblige.”, showing a strategic use of charisma and self-presentation. Their philosophy about people is also sharp and exclusionary—“Life ain’t about people liking u, so u should aim to piss as many people off as possible while being urself. The cool ones will notice and put up with you anyway.” and amplifying “We cannot coexist with people like that.”—which suggests an ‘us vs. them’ mentality and selective loyalty rather than Hufflepuff-style inclusiveness. Even in processing trauma, they frame it in terms of regaining power and dominance, as in “I feel like it’s the only way to unrape myself… I almost feel like i need to get my power back and seduce her.”, a deeply Slytherin way of thinking in terms of control and reversal of power dynamics. Taken together—the focus on aesthetic "mogging," provocation as a deliberate skill, and a power-conscious worldview—these traits fit Slytherin more convincingly than the other houses.

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The best fit is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a hyper-self-aware mix of vanity, dark humor, and vulnerability that runs through their timeline. They’re openly obsessed with their own looks and body, writing things like “I luv m aesthetic body n figure ;)” and “I think for the first time in my life, I really like my body.”, echoing the song’s fixation on beauty and performance. At the same time, there’s a darker undercurrent and trauma, like “I need to fuck the girl that took advantage of me. I feel like it’s the only way to unrape myself.”, which mirrors the song’s themes of damaged innocence and trying to reclaim power. Their messy, provocative romantic/sexual energy in posts such as “All I can think about is seducing all of my ex girls.” and “I love girls and theyre little laughs and voices and smells… EXCEPT a few of them they ca n die” fits the song’s mix of longing, self-destruction, and theatrical drama. Even their love of provoking people, like “Ich bin so gut darin, leute zu provozieren. Ich habe diese kunst perfektioniert.”, matches MARINA’s over-the-top, performative persona in the track.

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