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Your Simpsons character
@doc_calcium's feed is a chaotic mix of profanity, meme culture, and rebellious outbursts, reminiscent of Bart Simpson's mischief and love for causing trouble, e.g., 'Dude doctor calcium needs makima burned at the stake they fucking hate her so much' and 'JOLT SHIT ISREAL!!!'. Their constant trolling and disregard for rules, like 'Dude I wish it was easier to pirate shit I don't feel like buying Skyrim again', mirrors Bart's prankster attitude. At the same time, they show moments of vulnerability and social awareness, such as coming out as trans to their step‑mom and supporting LGBTQ+ rights, which is similar to Lisa's moral conscience but delivered in Bart's edgy style. The blend of rebellious humor, provocative statements, and occasional heartfelt confession fits best with a modern, internet‑savvy Bart Simpson. Therefore, Bart Simpson is the Simpsons character that most closely matches @doc_calcium.

Your MBTI personality Type
Their extraverted nature shows in frequent outward engagement, for example the tweet 'Dude this guy's so advanced he's invented a funnel' and the constant references to 'Twitter users when...' which illustrate a focus on external interaction. They demonstrate an intuitive style by discussing abstract ideas and patterns, as seen in 'What a dark, odd, conspiracy' and the philosophical question 'Is it like a bad thing for someone to be a bad person but learn to grow and change and become a better person now?'. Their decisions are guided by personal values, highlighted by the personal revelation 'Forgot to tweet it but before I go to bed I came out as trans to my step mom and she supports me sometimes' and the bio’s explicit support for LGBTQ+ rights and free Palestine. A perceiving preference appears in their spontaneous and unstructured posts, such as the off‑the‑cuff remark 'I wish it was easier to pirate shit I don't feel like buying Skyrim again' and the random exclamation 'Dude I'm not doing this shit I'm getting waisted eating nothing but pies and then jerking off fuck you'. Combining extraverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving traits leads to the ENFP type, a socially energetic, idea‑driven, value‑oriented, and flexible personality.

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Trans biohacker and meme curator. Gaming, sci-fun, and once turned a calcium experiment into a meme. Sharing laughs and occasional calcium facts.– @doc_calcium

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The Resurrected Calcium Milk blends silky whole milk with a shot of vodka, echoing the user’s claim that "milk will help you avoid death" and their edgy, no‑holds‑barred humor like the tweet "Dude this guy's so advanced he's invented a funnel". A splash of blue curaçao adds a rainbow hue to honor the trans and LGBTQ+ pride the account flaunts, as seen in the tweet "Forgot to tweet it but before I go to bed I came out as trans to my step mom and she supports me sometimes". Dark coffee liqueur drops in a hint of bitterness, mirroring the darker meme‑laden tweets such as "This isn’t real if this was real that cop would have instantly fired seven rounds into the closest minority". Finally, a drizzle of grenadine provides a blood‑red finish that nods to the account’s shock‑value posts like "I saw a white crack head girl throw a trashcan at a black person…". The result is a chaotic, colorful cocktail that feels like a meme‑fueled ride through the internet, just like the user’s stream of tweets.

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The user often displays ambition and a desire for personal gain, as seen in "I'm so insanely tired someone should send doctor calcium five million dollars" which shows a focus on wealth and self‑advancement. Their remarks about wanting to "pirate" games and avoid paying for them, e.g., "I wish it was easier to pirate shit I don't feel like buying Skyrim again just so I can have it on PC," reveal a resourceful, cunning attitude typical of Slytherin. They frequently express a willingness to manipulate or exploit situations, such as "Dude doctor calcium needs makima burned at the stake they fucking hate her so much" and "Dude William fucking sucks at deep frying a baby ... now I see why he sticks with stabbing kids instead," reflecting a ruthless, self‑preserving mindset. While they occasionally show empathy, the dominant pattern of self‑interest, strategic thinking, and a drive for personal advantage aligns most closely with the Slytherin values of ambition and cunning.

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The user proudly declares their trans identity in the tweet 'Forgot to tweet it but before I go to bed I came out as trans to my step mom and she supports me sometimes life really is worth living just for the small moments', which aligns with the anthem's line 'I'm beautiful in my way, 'cause God makes no mistakes'. Their bio also emphasizes activism ('free Palestine 🇵🇸 🍉 and lgbtqia+ rights 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈'), echoing the song's message of self‑acceptance and pride. The repeated claim 'doctor calcium is back from the dead and they are better then ever' mirrors the lyric 'I'm on the right track, I'm not going back', showing resilience. Their frequent jokes about 'stolen tweet' and meme culture ('Stolen tweet by another loser account') reflect the song's call to be original and not a copycat, as in 'Don't be a drag, just be a queen'. Overall, 'Born This Way' captures their rebellious, proud, and resilient persona.

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