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Your Simpsons character
The account lines up most with Bart Simpson: mischief‑oriented, chronically online, and fond of chaotic humor. Their exaggerated bio and self-deprecation (“🐌glumb cynical, IQ 28”) echoes Bart’s deliberately unserious, class-clown persona. They approach everything with a joking, irreverent tone, like describing their own creations with, “this is my homestuck fan species i hate them and i want them to die” and posting glitchy nonsense such as “k̷̛̜̮̘̝̘͈̫̝͈̦̰̯̙̭͔̃͌̋̉̅̏̀̐ͅj̷̠͑̇̔́̑̿̆̇̀̒̏͊̎̇̕͠ȟ̸…”. Their antagonistic but playful posts, like “I don't forgive you, Get off my page”, mirror Bart’s tendency to push people’s buttons while still being ultimately harmless. The mix of pop-culture obsession and slacker energy in tweets such as “Closed my twitter tab only to open a new one immediately after” and “tomodachi life is the only video game where scott the woz can fall in love with rose lalonde from homestuck” fits Bart’s media-soaked, attention-hopping lifestyle. Overall, they read as a very online, fandom-era Bart Simpson: sarcastic, chaotic, and always half-joking about everything.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their tweets revolve around solitary, online, or creative activities (drawing, gaming, Tomodachi Life) rather than in‑person socializing, e.g. waiting alone for their console in “i want to draw but im in waiting mode because my switch 2 comes in like 2 hours” and venting via niche fandom jokes like “my june mii wont propose to my dave mii so im venting my fustration through song”. They fit Intuition (N) because their humor and interests are highly conceptual and fandom/meta‑oriented rather than concrete, as seen in surreal character bits like Grassy Maurice and Depressed Richard in “Just made this comic. It's called Grassy Maurice and his best friend Depressed Richard. Hoping it'll catch on.” and layered media in-jokes like “tomodachi life is the only video game where scott the woz can fall in love with rose lalonde from homestuck”. Their tone suggests Feeling (F) over Thinking: they center emotional reactions and personal taste instead of structured argument, e.g. “this is my homestuck fan species i hate them and i want them to die” or the emotional storytelling of “they finally got married” about fictional characters. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P) because they show spontaneity, chaos, and low emphasis on planning—complaining about immediate frustrations like “tried opening a 64x64 png file & explorer.exe crashed. Bravo windows 11”, posting stream announcements casually in “im streaming sonic adventure 2 randomizer.... be there! (link in replies)”, and embracing off-the-cuff absurdity like “k̷̛̜̮̘̝...f̵”. Altogether their introspective, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous style fits INFP best.

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Comic gremlin behind Grassy Maurice & Depressed Richard. Homestuck, Tomodachi Life, and too many tabs open. Once crashed Windows with a 64x64 PNG.– @doctrineExpress

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This drink starts with Midori melon liqueur for the surreal, neon energy of their art and OCs like “Grassy Maurice & his best friend Depressed Richard” and the comic “It's called Grassy Maurice and his best friend Depressed Richard. Hoping it'll catch on.”. A sharp espresso shot represents the tired-but-terminally-online grind of “so tired today” and “Closed my twitter tab only to open a new one immediately after”. Tonic water adds a bitter bite for their unapologetic edge in posts like “I don't forgive you, Get off my page” and their chaotic keyboard smash “k̷̛̜̮̘̝̘͈̫̝͈̦̰̯̙̭͔̃͌̋̉̅̏̀̐ͅj̷̠͑̇̔́̑̿̆̇̀̒̏͊̎̇̕͠ȟ̸͖̲̩͓̮̹̮̠̩̝͎̳̮̔̂̓́̄̍͛̏͝s̸̲͙͇̮̗̞̖͔̭̟̎̍̄͛͆͂f̸̻̞͎͖͗̒͝k̵͖̥̫͌̀̌̿̈́̋͗̅̓̐̃͆̅̂͆̓͘j̷̛̦̯̬̟̭͕̖̓̏̅͆͊̐̆͛̊̐͒̓̄̈́̚̚ḩ̵̫̘͖̱̦̣͈͖̞͔̝̋͊̄̓͗̍͆́͗̇̚͝ͅͅd̸̠̰̬̰̦͛̈̓̋͋́̌̌̉̆̀̔̾̒̈́́s̴͔̹͓̪̠͉̯̘̺͊g̶̡̟̞̺̫͖̱͈̬͓͓̳͙̠̭͍̫̿̃͌̓̎̾͛͆̾̈́̀̿̓̇͌͝͠k̵̡̺̫̼͔̦̻̣̯̯̠̗̭̜̃͗̐̑̾͆̎́̕͜͠f̵”. A swirl of cotton candy syrup brings in the sugary, slightly unhinged fandom love of Homestuck and Tomodachi Life seen in “tomodachi life is the only video game where scott the woz can fall in love with rose lalonde from homestuck” and “Dave strider”. Finally, a Pop rocks rim captures their explosive, meme-heavy humor from “Eating 15 burgers” to “Bro, you're LGBT brainwashed. You're the Beta Kid.”, making the whole cocktail feel like scrolling their timeline: bright, jittery, and weirdly heartfelt.

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This account shows strong Ravenclaw traits through a mix of creativity, wit, and meta-humor. They repeatedly invent and develop original concepts like Grassy Maurice & his best friend Depressed Richard comics, as seen in “Just made this comic. It's called Grassy Maurice and his best friend Depressed Richard. Hoping it'll catch on.” and its follow-up “Grassy Maurice And His Best Friend Depressed Richard comic 2”, which reflects both imagination and iterative thinking. Their posts about niche fandoms and media, such as “tomodachi life is the only video game where scott the woz can fall in love with rose lalonde from homestuck” and “this is my homestuck fan species i hate them and i want them to die”, show deep engagement with fictional systems and fanworlds, aligning with a cerebral, lore-focused mindset. The self-aware, ironic tone in tweets like “In a world full of AI slop i'm starting to miss Norm” and the glitched-out text “k̷̛̜̮̘̝̘͈̫̝͈̦̰̯̙̭͔̃͌̋̉̅̏̀̐ͅj̷̠͑̇̔́̑̿̆̇̀̒̏͊̎̇̕͠ȟ̸͖̲̩͓̮̹̮̠̩̝͎̳̮̔̂̓́̄̍͛̏͝s̸̲͙͇̮̗̞̖͔̭̟̎̍̄͛͆͂f̸̻̞͎͖͗̒͝k̵͖̥̫͌̀̌̿̈́̋͗̅̓̐̃͆̅̂͆̓͘j̷̛̦̯̬̟̭͕̖̓̏̅͆͊̐̆͛̊̐͒̓̄̈́̚̚ḩ̵̫̘͖̱̦̣͈͖̞͔̝̋͊̄̓͗̍͆́͗̇̚͝ͅͅd̸̠̰̬̰̦͛̈̓̋͋́̌̌̉̆̀̔̾̒̈́́s̴͔̹͓̪̠͉̯̘̺͊g̶̡̟̞̺̫͖̱͈̬͓͓̳͙̠̭͍̫̿̃͌̓̎̾͛͆̾̈́̀̿̓̇͌͝͠k̵̡̺̫̼͔̦̻̣̯̯̠̗̭̜̃͗̐̑̾͆̎́̕͜͠f̵” reflects playful experimentation with form and language rather than straightforward emotional venting. Even their vent posts and complaints, like “tried opening a 64x64 png file & explorer.exe crashed. Bravo windows 11”, are framed with sarcastic commentary and observational humor instead of raw impulse. While there is some snark and frustration (e.g., “I don't forgive you, Get off my page”), the dominant pattern is an introspective, creatively obsessive, fandom-analytical persona, which fits Ravenclaw far better than the other houses.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it channels a mix of snark, angst, and humor that matches their posts. Their bio’s strange, ironic tone and the way they describe themselves as “🐌glumb cynical, IQ 28” mirrors the song’s self-aware, exaggerated disaffectedness. They oscillate between silly frustration and existential exhaustion, like when they say they’re “so tired today” while posting art and memes, or when they dramatize their gaming/online life with tweets such as “Closed my twitter tab only to open a new one immediately after” and “the turmoil i go through every day”. Their Homestuck obsession, OCs like “Grassy Maurice & his best friend Depressed Richard,” and posts like “this is my homestuck fan species i hate them and i want them to die” show a kind of melodramatic, cartoonish negativity that lines up with the song’s over-the-top, rebellious tone. Even their jokingly hostile posts like “I don't forgive you, Get off my page” fit the song’s energy of pushing back against everything in a half-serious, half-comedic way.

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