Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Shows insight into their behaviors and patterns, like questioning their mom’s habits in “sometimes I see things like this from my mom and i question if she has an eating disorder”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares difficult feelings and vents through posts and art, such as “vent art of me” and “i want to feel horrible because that's all I'm used to”.
- Consistent-poster: Regularly documents daily experiences, body checks, and food thoughts, like “what I got today, i just added up the calories bc y not”.
- Honest-vulnerable: Doesn’t sugarcoat struggles, openly talking about purging and self-harm tools as in “purged and now i can't yawn it feels like I'm suffocating” and “yesss getting new blades all of my other ones went dull or missing”.
- Engaged-fandom: Connects interests with their struggles, like relating to media in “no joke, I'm obsessed with the after school special episode of American dad more than any other eating disorder film”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Expresses active suicidal ideation in “can I kms soon like this year” and a desire to feel horrible in “i want to feel horrible because that's all I'm used to”.
- ED-obsessed: Focuses heavily on weight, calories, and restricting, seen in “I cannot get past the 108 threshold... I wanna be 100lb” and “idc who it is I wish someone would encourage me to starve everyday”.
- Body-dysmorphic: Uses harsh language about their body like “ima be so real i ate. like the big fat round ball that I am” and posts body checks to 'discipline' themselves in “body check so I can discipline myself more”.
- Self-harming: Mentions acquiring blades and not 'destroying' themselves enough in “yesss getting new blades all of my other ones went dull or missing” and “I'm not destroying myself enough for how I feel”.
- Validation-seeking: Wishes for external encouragement of harmful behaviors, as in “idc who it is I wish someone would encourage me to starve everyday” and celebrates small weight changes in “lost (the same) 2 pounds yay”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, particularly Lisa’s sensitive, introspective, and self-critical side. Like Lisa, they are deeply reflective and hard on themselves, as seen in posts like “I'm not destroying myself enough for how I feel” and “i want to feel horrible because that's all I'm used to”. Lisa often struggles with feeling out of place and obsessing over self-improvement, which parallels this user’s focus on weight and discipline in tweets such as “I cannot get past the 108 threshold... I wanna be 100lb 😞” and “body check so I can discipline myself more 🤧 ik I suck”. The darker, self-destructive elements—like “can I kms soon like this year” and “purged and now i can't yawn it feels like I'm suffocating”—can be seen as an exaggerated, more severe version of Lisa’s canon struggles with depression and perfectionism. Even their diary-like posting style and interest in media about eating disorders, such as “I'm obsessed with the after school special episode of American dad more than any other eating disorder film”, match Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize and fixate on issues that mirror her inner turmoil.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about their inner world, body image, and private struggles instead of social events, such as the very personal self-harm comment “I'm not destroying myself enough for how I feel” and the suicidal ideation in “can I kms soon like this year”, which suggest deep inward focus rather than seeking external attention. Their attention to specific foods, weights, and products shows some Sensing, but the way they frame feelings and identity around these experiences points more toward Intuition (N); for example, they interpret a cartoon episode as a meaningful representation of their struggles in “no joke, I'm obsessed with the after school special episode of American dad more than any other eating disorder film”, using it symbolically rather than just describing it. They are strongly Feeling (F): their posts center on emotions, self-worth, and hurt, such as “i want to feel horrible because that's all I'm used to” and the shame in “ima be so real i ate. like the big fat round ball that I am🥀”, which prioritize emotional experience over logic. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their routines around food and weight are reactive and fluctuating rather than structured long-term plans—ideas like “what if tomorrow i just drink a can of root beer every 2 hours” and the frustration in “I cannot get past the 108 threshold I'm 109.4 because I had to work to get back down, but once I'm at 108 I fuck It all up?” show improvisation and struggle with consistency rather than rigid order. The creative, aesthetic bio and vent art (“vent art of me”) also align well with the sensitive, idealistic, self-expressive tendencies associated with INFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- You know how you said key lime pie is #2 for you? If we ever hang out, I’ll gladly be #2 too—as long as I get to be right next to your favorite things on your list.
- You added up the calories of what you got that day—I’m just trying to figure out how many it would take to convince you that you deserve to eat, vent, and laugh with someone who actually listens.
- You said you’re obsessed with that ‘After School Special’ American Dad episode—plot twist: season finale is us ignoring the ED narrative and binge‑watching while sharing snacks you review like your yogurt taste tests.
- You keep talking about not getting past 108 and wanting 100lb, but from your diary vibes, art, and those aesthetic pics, I’m way more interested in the weight of your thoughts than the number on your scale.
- You massaged your hip bones to “debloat” them; I’m over here trying to massage my brain to figure out the smoothest way to say: you, me, energy drinks that take 3 hours to finish, and a long conversation about every weird yogurt flavor you hoard.
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Your new Twitter bio
Documenting the chaos: recovery attempts, snack reviews & late‑night thoughts. Once timed how long it took to finish a Monster (it was 3 hours).– @dodecaribs
Your signature cocktail
Blk Jellyfish After-School Special
The Passion fruit Red Bull reduction channels their jittery, wired energy and love of energy drinks, nodding to both “redbull” and the three-hour Monster slog in “I takes me ~3 hours to finish a monster energy that's why I don't get them 🥀”. Key lime pie–infused vodka is a sharp, tangy hit of sweetness, pulled straight from their ranking in “i didn't get them all but i got a lot 🤞🏽 key lime pie is #2 for me”, capturing the small joys they still allow themselves. The salted caramel cold foam is intentionally more salt than sweet, reflecting their disappointment in “built puff bars are good... however the caramel is absolutely disgusting it's just 'salted' with no caramel. please avoid 🖤” and the bitter edge to how they talk about themselves. A deep blueberry jelly syrup mirrors the dark, dreamy jellyfish aesthetic in their bio and the soft melancholy of posts like “ima be so real i ate. like the big fat round ball that I am🥀”. Finally, a splash of root beer over crushed ice references their impulsive experiment in “what if tomorrow i just drink a can of root beer every 2 hours”, adding a nostalgic, fizzy layer over a cocktail that’s equal parts sparkling, self-critical, and strangely comforting.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their mindset revolves around extreme self-discipline and results, even at great personal cost, which aligns with Slytherin’s darker brand of ambition and ruthless self-direction. They repeatedly frame their weight loss in highly goal-focused terms, pushing themselves past healthy limits, like wanting to drop below a specific threshold and saying “I cannot get past the 108 threshold I'm 109.4 because I had to work to get back down, but once I'm at 108 I fuck It all up? I wanna be 100lb 😞”. They also show a desire for harsher self-regulation and external reinforcement in a way that reads as ambition turned inward, e.g. “body check so I can discipline myself more 🤧 ik I suck” and “idc who it is I wish someone would encourage me to starve everyday”. Even their fixation on numbers and performance metrics, lamenting “i wish i was more obsessed with numbers like i used to”, fits Slytherin’s drive toward measurable achievement, albeit in a self-destructive domain. While there are elements of vulnerability and pain, the throughline is a harsh, ambition-like drive to reshape themselves no matter the cost, which is most consistent with Slytherin rather than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Control - Halsey
The song Control by Halsey fits them because it captures a battle with self-destruction, identity, and feeling like a monster in your own body. They talk about wanting to be smaller and punishing themselves, like in “body check so I can discipline myself more 🤧 ik I suck” and “I cannot get past the 108 threshold I'm 109.4… I wanna be 100lb 😞”, which mirrors the song’s obsession and self-criticism. Their self-harm and suicidal ideation in “I'm not destroying myself enough for how I feel” and “can I kms soon like this year” echo the darkness and loss of control in the lyrics. The way they romanticize suffering, like “i want to feel horrible because that's all I'm used to” and fixate on their eating disorder in “no joke, I'm obsessed with the after school special episode of American dad more than any other eating disorder film”, matches the song’s theme of being trapped inside your own destructive patterns. Even their aesthetic bio and vent art, such as “vent art of me”, align with the haunting, introspective vibe of Control.
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