
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, particularly Lisa’s sensitive, introspective, and self-critical side. Like Lisa, they are deeply reflective and hard on themselves, as seen in posts like “I'm not destroying myself enough for how I feel” and “i want to feel horrible because that's all I'm used to”. Lisa often struggles with feeling out of place and obsessing over self-improvement, which parallels this user’s focus on weight and discipline in tweets such as “I cannot get past the 108 threshold... I wanna be 100lb 😞” and “body check so I can discipline myself more 🤧 ik I suck”. The darker, self-destructive elements—like “can I kms soon like this year” and “purged and now i can't yawn it feels like I'm suffocating”—can be seen as an exaggerated, more severe version of Lisa’s canon struggles with depression and perfectionism. Even their diary-like posting style and interest in media about eating disorders, such as “I'm obsessed with the after school special episode of American dad more than any other eating disorder film”, match Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize and fixate on issues that mirror her inner turmoil.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about their inner world, body image, and private struggles instead of social events, such as the very personal self-harm comment “I'm not destroying myself enough for how I feel” and the suicidal ideation in “can I kms soon like this year”, which suggest deep inward focus rather than seeking external attention. Their attention to specific foods, weights, and products shows some Sensing, but the way they frame feelings and identity around these experiences points more toward Intuition (N); for example, they interpret a cartoon episode as a meaningful representation of their struggles in “no joke, I'm obsessed with the after school special episode of American dad more than any other eating disorder film”, using it symbolically rather than just describing it. They are strongly Feeling (F): their posts center on emotions, self-worth, and hurt, such as “i want to feel horrible because that's all I'm used to” and the shame in “ima be so real i ate. like the big fat round ball that I am🥀”, which prioritize emotional experience over logic. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their routines around food and weight are reactive and fluctuating rather than structured long-term plans—ideas like “what if tomorrow i just drink a can of root beer every 2 hours” and the frustration in “I cannot get past the 108 threshold I'm 109.4 because I had to work to get back down, but once I'm at 108 I fuck It all up?” show improvisation and struggle with consistency rather than rigid order. The creative, aesthetic bio and vent art (“vent art of me”) also align well with the sensitive, idealistic, self-expressive tendencies associated with INFPs.

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Documenting the chaos: recovery attempts, snack reviews & late‑night thoughts. Once timed how long it took to finish a Monster (it was 3 hours).– @dodecaribs

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The Passion fruit Red Bull reduction channels their jittery, wired energy and love of energy drinks, nodding to both “redbull” and the three-hour Monster slog in “I takes me ~3 hours to finish a monster energy that's why I don't get them 🥀”. Key lime pie–infused vodka is a sharp, tangy hit of sweetness, pulled straight from their ranking in “i didn't get them all but i got a lot 🤞🏽 key lime pie is #2 for me”, capturing the small joys they still allow themselves. The salted caramel cold foam is intentionally more salt than sweet, reflecting their disappointment in “built puff bars are good... however the caramel is absolutely disgusting it's just 'salted' with no caramel. please avoid 🖤” and the bitter edge to how they talk about themselves. A deep blueberry jelly syrup mirrors the dark, dreamy jellyfish aesthetic in their bio and the soft melancholy of posts like “ima be so real i ate. like the big fat round ball that I am🥀”. Finally, a splash of root beer over crushed ice references their impulsive experiment in “what if tomorrow i just drink a can of root beer every 2 hours”, adding a nostalgic, fizzy layer over a cocktail that’s equal parts sparkling, self-critical, and strangely comforting.

Your Hogwarts House
Their mindset revolves around extreme self-discipline and results, even at great personal cost, which aligns with Slytherin’s darker brand of ambition and ruthless self-direction. They repeatedly frame their weight loss in highly goal-focused terms, pushing themselves past healthy limits, like wanting to drop below a specific threshold and saying “I cannot get past the 108 threshold I'm 109.4 because I had to work to get back down, but once I'm at 108 I fuck It all up? I wanna be 100lb 😞”. They also show a desire for harsher self-regulation and external reinforcement in a way that reads as ambition turned inward, e.g. “body check so I can discipline myself more 🤧 ik I suck” and “idc who it is I wish someone would encourage me to starve everyday”. Even their fixation on numbers and performance metrics, lamenting “i wish i was more obsessed with numbers like i used to”, fits Slytherin’s drive toward measurable achievement, albeit in a self-destructive domain. While there are elements of vulnerability and pain, the throughline is a harsh, ambition-like drive to reshape themselves no matter the cost, which is most consistent with Slytherin rather than the other houses.

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The song Control by Halsey fits them because it captures a battle with self-destruction, identity, and feeling like a monster in your own body. They talk about wanting to be smaller and punishing themselves, like in “body check so I can discipline myself more 🤧 ik I suck” and “I cannot get past the 108 threshold I'm 109.4… I wanna be 100lb 😞”, which mirrors the song’s obsession and self-criticism. Their self-harm and suicidal ideation in “I'm not destroying myself enough for how I feel” and “can I kms soon like this year” echo the darkness and loss of control in the lyrics. The way they romanticize suffering, like “i want to feel horrible because that's all I'm used to” and fixate on their eating disorder in “no joke, I'm obsessed with the after school special episode of American dad more than any other eating disorder film”, matches the song’s theme of being trapped inside your own destructive patterns. Even their aesthetic bio and vent art, such as “vent art of me”, align with the haunting, introspective vibe of Control.

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