Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Technically knowledgeable: Shows deep hardware and OS understanding, e.g. discussing VRAM/bus classes and generational downgrades in GPUs in “quando eu digo que a 5060 não é uma 60, sou criticado, taxado de maluco, etc.” and RAM needs/market in “quem tá precisando comprar DDR4, pelo amor de deus, só vá no facebook marketplace”.
- Community oriented: Frequently helps others with advice and guides, like step‑by‑step RAM buying instructions in “abra o facebook marketplace > procure memória ram ddr4” and offering consulting services in “Estou abrindo um serviço de consultoria de Hardware!”.
- Critical thinker: Questions industry narratives and anti‑consumer moves, e.g. anti‑cheat at kernel level in “a indústria fará de tudo para que você seja obrigado a fazer qualquer upgrade (des)necessário” and Windows 11 TPM requirements in “me diz aí, o que o TPM 2.0 trouxe de avanço em segurança para o usuário PADRÃO?”.
- Value conscious: Consistently evaluates cost–benefit, like preferring AMD GPUs for price/performance in “o CxB da AMD é superior ao da ngreedia em muitos casos” and comparing store + freight options in “a520 da msi na kabum: 358 + frete... a520 da msi no ML: 450 frete free em 10x”.
- Passionate enthusiast: Shows strong enthusiasm for tech and games, like affection for DS2 and RE4 in “Resident Evil 4 and, like @SlowEstus , DS2. this game will never be bad for me.” and excitement over hardware like the 5950X in “5950X... esse é o seu momento.”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses strong or vulgar wording that can alienate some readers, e.g. “mano, que piada do caralho.” and “que atendimento horrível é esse”.
- Frequent negativity: Timeline leans heavily into complaints about prices and companies, such as “tempos terríveis.” and “tenho pena de quem for comprar PC ano que vem.”.
- Brand antagonism: Sometimes frames criticism in a hostile way toward vendors, e.g. calling Nvidia “ngreedia” in “o CxB da AMD é superior ao da ngreedia em muitos casos” and mocking Gigabyte reputation in “os comentários desse post são deploráveis para a gigabyte”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Often predicts worsening conditions and advises not upgrading, e.g. “sigo vendo que é melhor não fazer upgrade em nada até abaixarem os preços novamente.” and “tenho pena de quem for comprar PC ano que vem.”.
- Emotional reactivity: Responds strongly when frustrated, which can overshadow arguments, such as anger over store support in “kabum... produto... n foi entregue, já vai fazer UM MÊS e nada de estornarem” and exasperation with academic demands in “tem uma hora que você só escaralha tudo”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: analytical, nerdy, and constantly questioning systems around them. They’re deeply into technical details and self-improvement, just like Lisa obsessing over her interests, whether it’s Linux and hardware in “32gb pode ser overkill no linux. mas mesmo assim está longe de ser overkill…” or nuanced GPU classifications in “quando eu digo que a 5060 não é uma 60, sou criticado, taxado de maluco…”. They have a strong social conscience and class awareness, defending quotas and criticizing normalization of bad consumer practices in tweets like “Eliminar as cotas é burrice” and “'se continuar normalizando isso' pior que vão... sempre iremos normalizar tudo…”. Like Lisa, they challenge corporate and technical authority, questioning Windows/TPM, anti-cheat, and pricing with posts such as “me diz aí, o que o TPM 2.0 trouxe de avanço em segurança para o usuário PADRÃO?” and “a indústria fará de tudo para que você seja obrigado a fazer qualquer upgrade (des)necessário…”. They also show genuine enthusiasm for learning and niche passions—computing, Linux, and games like Dark Souls 2 and Resident Evil 4—mirroring Lisa’s intense love for her hobbies, as seen in “Eu achi genuinamente muito foda os conhecimentos advindos do mundo da computação. Isso me dá vontade de aprender ainda mais e explorar o linux” and “RE4 é o melhor jogo da história e eu posso provar”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their focus is on PCs, Linux, prices, and games rather than social life, and when they mention people it’s in a small-circle way, like thanking specific friends or creators instead of seeking broad attention, e.g. “ter amigo rico é bom demais, slc. obrigado @TohzuHoshi” and “happy new year @SlowEstus and Bashful Ray! love my timido ray hahaha”. Their style combines concrete hardware details with pattern-spotting about the industry, but the emphasis on trends, cycles and systemic criticism suggests intuition (N) over pure sensing: see how they generalize from specific prices to market behavior in “a indústria fará de tudo para que você seja obrigado a fazer qualquer upgrade (des)necessário…” and “imagine being the most powerful community on the market and doing absolutely nothing to make prices go down…”. They clearly favor thinking (T): arguments are structured around logic, cost–benefit, and technical reasoning, often bluntly dismissive, as in “mas quem liga? se a galera que gastar, eles vão… galera acha que tá ganhando vantagem por ter algo como um monitor 360hz, mas na verdade, quem sai na vantagem é a fabricante” and “me diz aí, o que o TPM 2.0 trouxe de avanço em segurança para o usuário PADRÃO?”. Their approach to life and hardware looks more perceiving (P) than judging: they frequently adapt to changing prices, recommend opportunistic marketplace hunting rather than rigid plans, and openly change their stance when new info appears, as in “abra o facebook marketplace > procure memória ram… pronto, você tem 32gb por 400 reais.” and “Nesse estado, sigo vendo que é melhor não fazer upgrade em nada até abaixarem os preços novamente.”. Overall, the blend of highly analytical tech breakdowns, pattern-focused criticism of the market and OS ecosystems, plus a flexible, opportunistic attitude toward buying and upgrading, fits INTP better than nearby types like INTJ or ISTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say 32GB on Linux *might* be overkill, but I’m pretty sure all my RAM is just being used to cache screenshots of your builds. Want to benchmark that together sometime?
- If RE4 is the best game ever and Leon is your beloved, does that make you my personal X3D upgrade? Because ever since I found your timeline, everything else feels like last‑gen silicon.
- You opened hardware consulting on 2026-01-04, right? I’m thinking of booking a session, but not for my PC. I need a professional opinion on the best configuration for a date with someone who uses Arch and hates anti-consumer bullshit.
- You’re out here defending Linux, calling out anti-cheat in the kernel, roasting TPM 2.0 and Windows 11, and still finding time to celebrate CapFrameX on Linux… honest question: are you a souped-up 5950X? Because you’re handling a suspicious amount of threads flawlessly.
- You said paying 3.4k on a 5060 Ti 16GB is ‘tempos terríveis’ and that today you’d rather put Celta money into an Astra. How about we skip the bad GPUs, grab that Astra, and go hunt for cheap DDR4 on Facebook Marketplace together? I bring snacks, you bring the fps.
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Hardware consultant & Linux enjoyer. I rant about GPUs, praise AMD on Linux, and once bought RAM off Facebook just to prove a point.– @DogaoComputaCAO
Your signature cocktail
Dogão Kernel Panic Sour
This drink starts with a smoky mezcal base for all the hardware industry rants and market cynicism, like when they joke about AI marketing and upscaling hype in “buy now, the newest 6060, 4090 performance, impossible without AI.” and call out how "a indústria fará de tudo" in this thread on forced upgrades and kernel anti-cheat. A sharp espresso shot reflects their late‑night Linux tinkering, from proudly saying "i use arch BTW" in the bio to discovering AQW on Linux in “Descobri que existe AQW pra linux...”. Brazilian passion fruit syrup brings in the playful hype when they yell “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” or go full caps in “OOOOOH MY GOD!!! THANKS @GOGcom NOW WE'RE TALKING!”, and also nods to their roots and warmth with friends in “ter amigo rico é bom demais, slc. obrigado @TohzuHoshi”. Dry curaçao adds bittersweet, old‑school flavor for their love of classics like Resident Evil and Souls, from “RE4 é o melhor jogo da história e eu posso provar” to replaying and platinuming DS2 in “VOU PLATINAR DE NOVO FODASEKKKKKKKK”. Finally, a dash of saline solution stands for their practical, grounded consultant side—always optimizing cost‑benefit in hardware like in “Se tu quer ter algum tipo de hardware decente hoje tens que pagar no mínimo 4 5k hoje.” and giving marketplace RAM hacks in “abra o facebook marketplace > procure memória ram ddr4...”. This cocktail is strong, slightly bitter, techy and noisy—just like a good ranty thread about GPUs, Linux, and overpriced monitors at 3 AM.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They consistently show a strong analytical and knowledge-driven mindset, especially around hardware, operating systems, and market dynamics. For instance, they break down GPU naming schemes and specs in a very technical way, arguing that the 5060 and 5070 don’t fit traditional x60/x70 patterns by referencing bus width and comparing to older generations: “maybe with someone big and respected saying it, this will change… just look at the specs of a 3060 and you’ll see…”. They also give practical, almost tutorial-like advice on getting good-value RAM via Facebook Marketplace: “open facebook marketplace > look for ddr4… ready, you have 32gb for 400 reais.”, which shows problem‑solving and methodical thinking. Their fascination with Linux, tools, and the broader world of computing is explicitly tied to a love of learning: “I genuinely think the knowledge from the computing world is very awesome. This makes me want to learn even more and explore linux.”. On top of that, they discuss OS performance, TPM 2.0 security requirements, and anti‑cheat at kernel level in a critical, reasoning-heavy way, such as questioning what TPM actually brings to the average user: “but then, is it REALLY more secure?”. While they show some loyalty and class consciousness, the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity, technical analysis, and enjoyment of complex systems, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
No Surprises - Radiohead
A well‑suited song for @DogaoComputaCAO is No Surprises by Radiohead, which captures quiet rebellion against an increasingly hostile, consumerist tech world. They constantly criticize anti‑consumer practices and forced upgrades, like when they say "a indústria fará de tudo para que você seja obrigado a fazer qualquer upgrade (des)necessário" and mock Windows 11 requirements asking "me diz aí, o que o TPM 2.0 trouxe de avanço em segurança para o usuário PADRÃO?". The song’s theme of wanting escape from an exhausting system matches their fatigue with normalized abuse in hardware pricing, as in "chegou o ponto q ngm liga: placa mãe queimando CPU?... preços altos? idai, eu posso pagar então tá sussa.". At the same time, No Surprises has a calm, almost resigned tone rather than pure anger, similar to the way they’ve “matured” in this niche, saying "eu realmente percebi que eu estou amadurecendo nesse nicho do hardware... hoje eu percebo que tudo isso é+". Their preference for reliability and peace over chasing hype, like choosing better support even if it costs more in "Atualmente, prefiro pagar mais CARO em um produto, mas ter a certeza de que vou ter um atendimento bom", also mirrors the song’s desire for a simpler, less exploitative life. Overall, No Surprises fits their mix of cynicism, class awareness, and longing for a more honest tech environment.
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