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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, dramatic, and constantly oscillating between sincere affection and over-the-top jokes. Their timeline is full of impulsive, exaggerated reactions like “FYCK ONMYGOD FUCKK HDFUISJK FUCK FUCKF CUKK FUCK FUCKF UYSGDFUJHGAKU FUB SHIT SHFUCI SHIT FUCK FUCK FU7UUCK SHIT PISS FUCK SHIT PISS SHUIFUCUHDNJ FFUUUUUUUUCKK”, which mirrors Bart’s tendency to go from zero to one hundred emotionally. They use edgy, sometimes self-destructive humor such as “when my hair doesnt cooperate with me so i lowkey just kill myself” and “I HATE GETTING THIS SHIT ONMY TL IM GONNA UFCKING KILL MHYSELF!!!”, similar to Bart’s constant flirtation with trouble while still being a kid underneath it all. At the same time, they show strong loyalty and attachment to people and interests, like “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH @LongGone_Avalon ♡!!! MWAHH” and “I'm so parasocial about Gerard way”, echoing Bart’s obsessive fandoms and deep-down softness. Their love of chaos, irreverent humor, and tendency to stir things up on stan Twitter fits Bart far better than more serious or responsible characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly social, filled with direct engagement and performative, chaotic oversharing like “im shaklily scroloing on twitter while straming mcr to my friend on discrod im gonna fuckn/g. this is the LIFE” and “PLEASE SEND ME GIMMICKS IM SO BORED !! I LIKE MY CHEMCIAL ROMANCE AND DAN AND PHI; PLEASE GUYS!!”, which shows energized interaction and attention-seeking rather than reserved privacy. They lean strongly iNtuitive (N); they’re absorbed in fandom narratives, hypotheticals, and symbolism instead of concrete practicalities, e.g. “had this nightmare where a 50 year old man pushed me to the ground and started to beat me up but then 3 skinny british teenagers helped me up and killed the old man. i aspire to be like those 3 british teenagers that helped me in a dream” and their dramatic parasocial framing of bands and creators such as “I'm so parasocial about Gerard way”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-driven: they react to morality and emotional harm, calling out people for pedophile jokes and slurs in tweets like “was the 'you fucked up' making jokes about pedophiles who cannibalised and dismembered children and babies or” and “there was a weird user... eventually started saying slurs and making nazi jokes. i timed them out… stay safe!!”, focusing on hurt and safety rather than detached logic. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they describe themselves as disorganized and impulsive, e.g. “I.change up my fuckin profile so much i bet y'all all forgot who I am already”, binge instead of plan (“remind me to Lock the FUCK in tomorrow please omg 😭 binged like a mf today”), and livepost in messy real time during events like the MCR shows (“i forgot i cant be liveposting spam this isnt tumblr 💔💔💔💔💔fuck my chud life”). Putting this together—high-energy social presence, abstract/fandom-focused inner world, emotionally charged values, and spontaneous lifestyle—ENFP is the best-fitting MBTI type.

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Venezuelan MCR, PTV & Dan/Phil enjoyer. Once forgot every MCR member mid-amnesia but still made it to the stream. Pup/pups; please use tone tags.– @dogboyiero

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This drink starts with a sharp espresso shot for their jittery caffeine core and chaotic capslock energy, as seen in “Yo caaffeine addiction low key no joke” and “just had a coffeefee”. A slug of spiced dark rum brings intensity, drama, and a little unhinged edge that matches “FYCK ONMYGOD FUCKK HDFUISJK FUCK FUCKF...” and their screaming over MCR streams like “im shaklily scroloing on twitter while straming mcr to my friend on discrod”. Cherry cola adds nostalgic, fizzy emo sweetness for their MCR/Dan and Phil/smosh obsession, nodding to “2) frerard / mcr fanficstion i guess 3) gerard way 4) smosh 5) dan and phil uhm” and the overall hyper-fangirl vibe. Chocolate hazelnut syrup (Nutella-coded) stands in for comfort food and self-indulgence, inspired by “i never knew how FUCKING good rice cakes and nutella is holy shit” and the way they lean into being a “fat greedy mf” in “Im not reposting any frerard content im a fat greedy mf”. It’s finished with whipped cream and red sugar dust as theatrical stage-light flair for their Gerard worship and concert-core timeline, shining over tweets like “I'm so parasocial about Gerard way” and the meltdown over OG MCR costumes in “THEY HAVE THE OG 😭 COSTUMES 😭”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and intensity in how they express emotions, like the all-caps liveposting during the MCR stream: “FYCK ONMYGOD FUCKK HDFUISJK FUCK FUCKF CUKK FUCK FUCKF UYSGDFUJHGAKU FUB SHIT SHFUCI SHIT FUCK FUCK FU7UUCK SHIT PISS FUCK SHIT PISS SHUIFUCUHDNJ FFUUUUUUUUCKK” and “im shaklily scroloing on twitter while straming mcr to my friend on discrod im gonna fuckn/g. this is the LIFE”. They’re outspoken and confrontational about things they find wrong or gross, calling out others bluntly, e.g. “was the 'you fucked up' making jokes about pedophiles who cannibalised and dismembered children and babies or” and “blocking a 15 year old becausd they called u out is so crazy work holy shit im crying 😭”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to charge in and defend their moral line. Their sense of dramatic self-sacrifice and dark humor about themselves also leans Gryffindor, like “when my hair doesnt cooperate with me so i lowkey just kill myself” and “if youre not trans you cant give tboy swag are we serious”, where they frame personal annoyance and social issues in bold, theatrical terms. While there is loyalty and softness (e.g. affection for friends and their partner in “MUYBOYFRIENDS MWAHH <33” and “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH @LongGone_Avalon ♡!!! MWAHH”), the dominant traits are loud passion, impulsive reactions, and willingness to publicly stand up for what they think is right—strongly aligning them with Gryffindor over the other houses.

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Their entire presence is loud, chaotic, self-deprecating, and deeply MCR-coded, which fits the emotional melodrama and dark humor of I'm Not Okay (I Promise). They oscillate between joking about mental health and genuine distress, like in “when my hair doesnt cooperate with me so i lowkey just kill myself” and “you guys need to start using tone tags i get really confused and then i think you all hate me and want me to kill myself”, mirroring the song’s blend of pain and theatrics. Their obsession with Gerard and MCR is explicit in “I'm so parasocial about Gerard way” and their liveposting meltdown during the show like “FYCK ONMYGOD FUCKK HDFUISJK FUCK FUCKF CUKK FUCK FUCKF...”, which captures the same frantic, teenage-fan energy the song embodies. The dramatic, exaggerated self-image in “IM SUCH A FAT FUCKING GCHUDD...” and their messy, confessional tweeting style feel like the narrative voice of someone who would scream "I’m not okay" and mean it, but also kind of laugh while doing it. Overall, their mix of emo fandom, volatile feelings, and performative angst makes I'm Not Okay (I Promise) the song that best suits them.

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