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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: His interest in writing yume lore and sketching random ideas ('should i write yume lore for both of my yumeships đ€đ€đ€') highlights his imaginative and artistic nature.
- Humorous: Tweets like 'guess who stuck on the toilet again đ' show his ability to find humor in everyday situations.
- Kind: He describes himself as 'very kind, understanding, patient, funny, and overall just a fun person to be around,' which is reinforced by his interactions online.
- Romantic: His tweet 'romantic' and appreciation for sentimental moments suggest he's a romantic at heart.
- Pop Culture Enthusiast: His love for Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 1 & 2 đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„') and other media like Breaking Bad and Metal Gear Solid shows his passion for pop culture.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Deprecating: Tweets like 'jobless âïž' suggest he might lean into self-deprecation as a coping mechanism.
- Overthinking: His freak-outs, like 'bro my grandma is helping someone at my school,' show he can sometimes overthink awkward situations.
- Procrastination: His tweet 'editing, writing, gaming, and sketching on random papers' suggests he might struggle with focusing on one task at a time.
- Health Neglect: Jokes about eating expired yogurt and having constipation ('highkey thereâs expired yogurt in my fridge i could eat') reveal he might neglect his health at times.
- Impulsive: His chaotic tweets, like 'almost just frwakposted on here LORD,' show he might act impulsively without thinking things through.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Matthew shares Milhouse's humorous and sometimes self-deprecating personality. His tweet 'jobless âïž' and chaotic moments like 'guess who stuck on the toilet again đ' reflect Milhouse's awkward yet endearing charm. Both have a knack for turning misfortunes into comedic anecdotes, and their love for pop culture (Matthew's TCM obsession and Milhouse's comic book fandom) makes them kindred spirits.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Matthew identifies as INTP ('intp t!'), and his tweets reflect this personality type. His creative and analytical mind shines in tweets about writing lore ('should i write yume lore for both of my yumeships đ€đ€đ€') and discussing character headcanons ('i headcanon both ocelot and nubbins to be autistic'). INTPs are known for their humor and unique perspective, evident in tweets like 'guess who stuck on the toilet again đ.' His love for pop culture and horror also aligns with the curious and intellectual nature of INTPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Texas Chainsaw Massacre fan? Because you just massacred my heart with your smile!
- Are you an expired yogurt? Because I can't resist taking a chance on you!
- Matthew, are you a Metal Gear Solid puzzle? Because I can't figure you out, but I love trying!
- Do you believe in yume lore? Because I think weâre destined to write an epic love story together.
- Are you an ocelot? Because youâre sleek, mysterious, and Iâm completely fascinated by you!
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Horror enthusiast, pop culture geek, and creative soul | Editing, writing, gaming, and sketching my way through life | TCM superfan | Romantic, kind, and a little chaotic | Ireland dreamer đ | DM for movie recs or random ideas!â @DOGFAGS
Your signature cocktail
Bloody Chainsaw
The 'Bloody Chainsaw' represents Matthewâs love for Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 1 & 2 đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„') and his quirky, chaotic personality. Tomato juice and vodka create a bold, blood-red base, while Tabasco sauce adds a fiery kick, matching his intense love for horror. The celery stick is a nod to his random humor, like 'guess who stuck on the toilet again đ.' Itâs a drink thatâs both dramatic and a little wild, just like Matthew.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Matthew fits Hufflepuff with his kind and patient nature, as he describes himself as 'very kind, understanding, patient, funny.' His appreciation for fall and winter ('fall,' 'winter') suggests a grounded, cozy personality. His humor and ability to make light of awkward situations, like 'guess who stuck on the toilet again đ,' align with Hufflepuffâs warm and relatable traits. While heâs creative and quirky, his overall vibe is more about loyalty and kindness than ambition or cunning.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
This song resonates with Matthew's self-deprecating humor ('jobless âïž') and romantic side ('romantic'). The theme of walking a lonely road mirrors his tweet 'life when i donât have a bitch in my ears telling me how to ship a ship i like.' The songâs mix of vulnerability and resilience fits his personality perfectly.
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