Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive GM: Frequently praises and cherishes players, e.g. calling them “кайфовые” and saying “Я главная фанючка своих игроков”.
- Creative Storyteller: Designs diverse campaigns (Starfinder, Kult, Delta Green, Mörk Borg, Dragonlance, Vampire/WoD) and invents scenarios like the mouse story idea in “сценария для мышей... и в тотальный пиздец”.
- Passionate Nerd: Shows deep, sustained enthusiasm for TTRPGs, games, and fandoms, e.g. obsessing over Starfinder campaigns and saying “СФ мой СФ ❤️”.
- Emotionally Expressive: Openly shares affection and feelings toward friends and experiences, like melting from love after a birthday meetup in “плавлюсь от любви к ним”.
- Protective Ally: Publicly calls out or boosts callouts against abusive behavior (e.g. dog abusers, bigots) with messages like “REPORT THIS ASSHOLE🍅” and angry posts about dogs being mistreated.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh Language: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward others (e.g. calling people “человек без вкуса”, “сосаети”, or “А мог бы помолчать” in replies like this).
- Emotional Exhaustion: Often mentions feeling drained or wanting to sleep endlessly, such as “Я бы и спал и спал и спал и спал” and being “устал жутко” after creative work.
- Overcommitting Plans: Stacks many campaigns and ideas at once (Starfinder, cyberpunk, Dragonlance, rooms-and-corridors, etc.) while saying things like “Вот би все успевать”.
- Self-Critical Humor: Frames themself harshly in jokes, e.g. “Мне жаль всех тех кому придется когда нибудь со мной играть”, which hints at low self-regard beneath the humor.
- Online Reactivity: Reads and reacts strongly to social media drama, e.g. complaining about constant discourse and saying Twitter is for “орать” in “можно как в открытом поле орать”, which can fuel stress.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a thoughtful, creative nerd with intense hyperfixations and big feelings, which maps closely to Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa nerding out over jazz and books, they constantly deep‑dive into niche interests and systems, from tabletop campaigns to game design, e.g. “Как же необходимо провести что то ебанутейшее с полнейшей даркухой подробнейшими описаниями и пиздецом 🙏 описания из корника культа изменили химию моего мозга” and “Старфайндер”. They’re openly emotional and sentimental about friends and players, very much like Lisa with her social circle: “Какие же у меня игроки кайфовые всё таки 💔” and “Я их люблю нежнюче ❤️ А игроков просто обожаю”. There’s also a moral streak and anger at cruelty or injustice, especially around animals and kids, in the vein of Lisa’s activism, seen in posts like “I'M tired seeing this. This POG killed dogs. CLEAN HOUSE!!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬” and “Извините меня натурально бесит что детям не дают быть детьми”. Finally, the mix of self-deprecating humor and being a bit overwhelmed by their own sensitivity, as in “Мне жаль всех тех кому придется когда нибудь со мной играть”, fits Lisa’s combination of high ideals, intensity, and social awkwardness better than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about and energize from games with friends, birthdays, and social campaigns, e.g. their delight in players and group vibes in “Уже двадцать минут, как наступил новый день, но мыслями я все ещё сижу с замечательными котиками за одним столом и плавлюсь от любви к ним” and how they came back to Twitter to "yell in an open field" in “Тг был классным какое то время... а в твиттере можно как в открытом поле орать”. They read as Intuitive: they’re obsessed with concepts, vibes and big narrative ideas—mixing settings and genres like Starfinder, Ivan the Terrible’s vampiric dark ages, and doomwave in “Но ещё попеременно кручу в голове наш старфайндер, колесящих по России под думервейв оборотней и вампирские темные века про правление Ивана Грозного”, and they frame RPGs in terms of themes and aesthetics more than mechanics. Their decision‑making is clearly Feeling-oriented: they gush about love for players in “Какие же у меня игроки кайфовые всё таки 💔”, prioritize emotional experiences over strict correctness in puzzles in “Не важно, будет ли решение в итоге таким, как задумывалось... оно все равно будет правильным”, and react strongly to perceived cruelty in posts like “BOOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO ... REPORT THIS ASSHOLE🍅”. Finally, they skew Perceiving: they juggle many campaign ideas and systems at once—Starfinder, Kult, Werewolf, cyberpunk, Dragonlance—often talking about "plans" and "I should" in a loose, flexible way rather than rigid scheduling, as in “План такой: ... В то же время наконец сесть за корник киберпанка, стартануть в сентябре пробный ваншот” and “Сажусь ебашить кампейн по дрвгонленсу хватит откладывать”. Put together—high social energy, imaginative worldbuilding, emotional expressiveness, and fluid, enthusiasm‑driven planning—this profile best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your Starfinder games can turn a simple SOS into 'с.о.с.а.л.и?', I’m a little scared to imagine what you’d do with my heart… but I’m absolutely ready to roll for it.
- You keep dreaming about the best RPG ever that doesn’t exist and replaying Fable; controversial pitch: what if we just co‑wrote that dream campaign together and called it ‘В Равенлофте всегда солнечно (и немножко романтично)’?
- Any GM who says ‘за романс неписей я беру по тарифу сто рублей минута’ clearly knows their worth; I’m just saying, if you ever monetize flirting at the table, I’m prepared to buy out the whole session.
- You finished Strahd, водишь Культ и Дельту, готовишь оборотней по Миру Тьмы и демонов про Ивана Грозного — I don’t need a will‑save, I’m already hopelessly charmed by your entire horror‑GM brain.
- Your players plan побег из лунной тюрьмы по одной подслушанной фразе, стреляют друг в друга с 80 по стрельбе и всё равно ты их называешь ‘мои’ и плавишься от любви — I don’t play at your table yet, but I’d very much like to be someone you’re that soft about too.
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Your new Twitter bio
TTRPG GM & horror enjoyer, currently lost in Starfinder drift. Once ended a campaign by accidentally killing my own captain. Jazzy soundtrack included.– @DoggosTrash
Your signature cocktail
Sunny Drift Jazz in the Void
Cold brew coffee–infused vodka stands in for their caffeinated, sleepless GM brain and the dog that literally “smells like coffee” “Окей но мой пёс пахнет кофе 🫡”. Blood orange juice adds bright, "sunny" color over a slightly gory vibe, reflecting their love of horror campaigns and gothic settings like Starfinder Nazis, Ivan the Terrible vampires, and Strahd “В Равенлофте всегда солнечно” and “Как же необходимо провести что то ебанутейшее с полнейшей даркухой подробнейшими описаниями и пиздецом 🙏”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a deep, melodramatic sweetness for all the love they pour into their players and NPCs “Какие же у меня игроки кайфовые всё таки 💔” and their gleeful romance-monetization “теперь за романс неписей я беру плату по тарифу сто рублей минута сцены 🫡”. Smoked salt syrup represents the existential burnout, dark humor, and horror games like Kult and Delta Green that "changed the chemistry" of their brain “описания из корника культа изменили химию моего мозга” and their constant joking about sleep deprivation “Я бы и спал и спал и спал и спал”. Finally, soda water with edible glitter captures the chaotic, sparkly enthusiasm of someone who dreams campaigns nonstop, from Starfinder to dragonlance to meowborg “Приходите к нам в старфайндер, у нас есть биомеханический корабль...” and still screams about Hermitcraft and hyperfixes “Я пришел в Твиттер чтобы постить про свои настолки и хермиткрафт.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center their friends and players, showing strong loyalty and warmth. They gush about their groups with lines like “Какие же у меня игроки кайфовые всё таки 💔” and “Я их люблю нежнюче ❤️ А игроков просто обожаю”, and even after sessions they sit in a haze of affection, as in “мыслями я все ещё сижу с замечательными котиками за одним столом и плавлюсь от любви к ним”. Their approach to GMing emphasizes fairness and kindness over ego: they write that it doesn’t matter if players solve puzzles the intended way because “оно все равно будет правильным”, which is very Hufflepuff "everyone’s effort counts" energy. They work hard on their games and campaigns, constantly planning, rewriting and juggling multiple projects like Starfinder, cult horror, cyberpunk, and more, as seen in “План такой: ... В то же время наконец сесть за корник киберпанка, стартануть в сентябре пробный ваншот” and “Сажусь ебашить кампейн ... хватит откладывать”. They also show a strong sense of fairness and protectiveness toward others and animals, aggressively calling out people who abuse dogs, e.g. “what kind of piece of shit could keep a dog living in those conditions man” and “REPORT THIS ASSHOLE🍅”. Taken together—loyalty to friends, gentle and supportive GMing, grindy dedication to their hobbies, and a reactive but fundamentally protective sense of justice—these traits align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A dramatic, emotional, slightly theatrical anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits them well: they clearly love blending melancholy, epic stakes and found-family vibes at the table, from Starfinder epics about "освободители Накондиса" to werewolves and vampires in dark historical Russia “Но ещё попеременно кручу в голове наш старфайндер, колесящих по России под думервейв оборотней и вампирские темные века…”. The song’s mix of tragedy and fierce affection for one’s people mirrors the way they talk about their players, like calling themselves "главная фанючка своих игроков" and saying “Какие же у меня игроки кайфовые всё таки 💔”. Its big crescendos and marching, almost cinematic feel also resonate with their love of intense campaigns and over-the-top scenarios, whether it’s cosmic fascists, KULT, or Dragonlance wars “Как же необходимо провести что то ебанутейшее с полнейшей даркухой подробнейшими описаниями и пиздецом”. Finally, the song’s core about carrying on despite exhaustion and chaos feels right for someone who jokes about endless sleep, burnout, and still keeps coming back to create more games and stories “Я бы и спал и спал и спал и спал”.
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