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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially in being opinionated, a bit pedantic about media, and very online yet self-aware. Like Lisa ranting about historical accuracy, they care about context and canon, as seen when they critique misreadings of Hetalia and history in “People who mischaracterize england and america's relationship gotta be the worst people ever…” and discuss uniforms and WWII in “Germany and Prussia's uniforms are already based off of Nazi uniforms…”. They also share Lisa’s combination of earnestness and snark, calling out fandom and internet culture in posts like “dni lists are the dumbest thing ever invented…” and “people who genuinely enjoy Netflix original series' are a different species”. At the same time, there’s a slightly dramatic but affectionate side—complaining about being unfollowed in “WHO UNFOLLOWED ME” and calling themselves “the only normal fan” in “I hate hetalia fans like actually I'm literally the only normal fan”—that fits Lisa’s blend of insecurity and superiority. Finally, their bio “i ❤️ everyone” alongside their critical takes mirrors Lisa’s mix of principled kindness with sharp, sometimes cutting commentary.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: their bio says “mostly just repost stuff,” and they repeatedly act surprised at social feedback, like “why do some accounts have me blocked I literally barely even post or comment what did I do” and the distressed “WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”, suggesting a small circle and sensitivity rather than overt attention-seeking. Their interests and commentary are strongly idea/interpretation‑focused, fitting Intuition: they dig into dynamics and themes rather than surface facts, e.g. “People who mischaracterize england and america's relationship gotta be the worst… bro he was literally neglected and left alone for years at a time… how can you think their relationship was healthy” and their stance on art style joy in “People who hate on Hetalia season 5 7 art style have no joy in their hearts”. The tone is value‑driven and emotionally charged, pointing to Feeling: they frame opinions around what feels right or wrong (e.g. “dni lists are the dumbest thing ever invented because why would a racist homophobic transphobic pedophile trump supporter listen to your dni”) and gush about characters or ships with intense emotional language like “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OH MY LORD”. Their behavior appears flexible and reactive rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving: they impulsively announce changes like “I'm quitting tiktok” and later “Life gets infinitely better once you delete tiktok”, and they engage in spontaneous fandom commentary rather than planned threads or organized projects. Taken together—introverted but passionate, highly interpretive, strongly guided by personal values, and spontaneous in online behavior—the profile best matches INFP.

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Hetalia/history enjoyer, TikTok quitter, serial Canada slanderer. Once made a whole thread about uniforms and somehow stayed normal about it.– @dogwotah13

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The fiery cinnamon whiskey captures their dramatic, yelling-into-the-timeline energy, like “OH MY GOD I HATE CANADA HETALIA” and “I hate hetalia fans like actually I'm literally the only normal fan”. Vanilla liqueur adds sweetness for the softer side of their bio “i ❤️ everyone” and the earnest request “Any hetalia artists taking requests pls draw Estonia and Canada kissing,ok?”. Sour cherry juice represents their petty, salty takes—like “Canada is too ugly to be paired with anyone” and the melodrama of “WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”. Sparkling soda water mirrors their chaotic, hyperposting vibes in “Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi h” and their tendency to bounce between takes like “people who genuinely enjoy Netflix original series' are a different species”. Finally, a dash of espresso grounds it in their surprisingly thoughtful, history-nerd side from “I liked history before I liked hetalia…” and the more analytical commentary in “Germany and Prussia's uniforms are already based off of Nazi uniforms…”. This cocktail is strong but playful, a little bitter, a little sweet—just like someone who says “Life gets infinitely better once you delete tiktok” and then lives on X reposting Hetalia all day.

Your Hogwarts House
Their account is deeply centered on a specific interest (Hetalia and related history), and they explicitly connect that fandom to an underlying love of learning, saying “I liked history before I liked hetalia, I don't think I ever could have liked hetalia if I hadn't liked history first😭😭”, which shows intellectual curiosity and a knowledge-first approach. They also make analytical, almost academic distinctions within the fandom, such as carefully evaluating designs and canon details in posts like “Germany and Prussia's uniforms are already based off of Nazi uniforms, so technically most drawings of them are already in Nazi uniforms. And Hetalia takes place mostly during World War II”. Their posts frequently dissect character dynamics and misreadings, as in “People who mischaracterize england and america's relationship gotta be the worst people ever ... genuinely how can you think their relationship was healthy”, reflecting a tendency to think critically rather than just accept popular takes. Even their humor leans toward commentary and meta-analysis of fandom behavior, e.g. “dni lists are the dumbest thing ever invented because why would a racist homophobic transphobic pedophile trump supporter listen to your dni”, which shows a logical, slightly detached way of arguing. Overall, the strong mix of niche obsession, historical interest, and analytical critique points most clearly to Ravenclaw rather than to the more emotion-driven or ambition-driven traits of the other houses.

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A fitting song for @dogwotah13 is bad idea right? because it captures that chaotic, self-aware, and slightly unhinged fangirl energy they show on their timeline. They have strong, dramatic opinions and zero filter, like when they say "Canada is too ugly to be paired with anyone" and "OH MY GOD I HATE CANADA HETALIA", but still obsess over ships enough to beg, "pls draw Estonia and Canada kissing,ok?". That contradiction—hating something while still being deeply emotionally invested—is very much the reckless, self-contradicting vibe of the song. They also thrive on messy fandom takes like "I hate hetalia fans like actually I'm literally the only normal fan" and snarky commentary such as "Germany and Prussia's uniforms are already based off of Nazi uniforms, so technically most drawings of them are already in Nazi uniforms.", which fits the song’s mix of humor and impulsive intensity. Even their social media drama—"WHO UNFOLLOWED ME" and "why do some accounts have me blocked I literally barely even post or comment what did I do"—matches the overdramatic, extremely online tone of Olivia Rodrigo’s lyrics.

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