Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses playful exaggeration and jokes, like mocking Netflix shows in “people who genuinely enjoy Netflix original series' are a different species”.
- Passionate: Shows strong investment in fandom topics, e.g. detailed opinions on Hetalia relationships in “People who mischaracterize england and america's relationship gotta be the worst people ever”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages with fandom communities and invites interaction, like contributing to #amepan in “My contribution to the #amepan community” and sharing their straw page.
- Self‑aware: Acknowledges their own habits and online presence, such as “I hate hetalia fans like actually I'm literally the only normal fan”, mixing critique with self-irony.
- Opinionated: Openly shares clear stances on media and fandom, like defending certain art styles in “People who hate on Hetalia season 5 7 art style have no joy in their hearts”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly critical: Expresses strong negativity toward characters and ships, as in “Canada is too ugly to be paired with anyone”.
- Confrontational: Tweets are often framed as attacks (e.g. “OH MY GOD I HATE CANADA HETALIA”), which can intensify conflicts in fandom spaces.
- Follower‑fixated: Repeatedly posts about unfollows, like “WHO UNFOLLOWED ME” and “Who unfollowed me”, suggesting some overfocus on numbers.
- Negativity‑leaning: Many posts center on complaints or dislikes, such as “I hate hetalia fans like actually I'm literally the only normal fan” and criticism of TikTok or Netflix.
- Bluntly insensitive: Uses joking hostility that can read as personal, like “I hope canada knows that no one loves him and never will love him”, which might hurt others in the fandom.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially in being opinionated, a bit pedantic about media, and very online yet self-aware. Like Lisa ranting about historical accuracy, they care about context and canon, as seen when they critique misreadings of Hetalia and history in “People who mischaracterize england and america's relationship gotta be the worst people ever…” and discuss uniforms and WWII in “Germany and Prussia's uniforms are already based off of Nazi uniforms…”. They also share Lisa’s combination of earnestness and snark, calling out fandom and internet culture in posts like “dni lists are the dumbest thing ever invented…” and “people who genuinely enjoy Netflix original series' are a different species”. At the same time, there’s a slightly dramatic but affectionate side—complaining about being unfollowed in “WHO UNFOLLOWED ME” and calling themselves “the only normal fan” in “I hate hetalia fans like actually I'm literally the only normal fan”—that fits Lisa’s blend of insecurity and superiority. Finally, their bio “i ❤️ everyone” alongside their critical takes mirrors Lisa’s mix of principled kindness with sharp, sometimes cutting commentary.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their bio says “mostly just repost stuff,” and they repeatedly act surprised at social feedback, like “why do some accounts have me blocked I literally barely even post or comment what did I do” and the distressed “WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”, suggesting a small circle and sensitivity rather than overt attention-seeking. Their interests and commentary are strongly idea/interpretation‑focused, fitting Intuition: they dig into dynamics and themes rather than surface facts, e.g. “People who mischaracterize england and america's relationship gotta be the worst… bro he was literally neglected and left alone for years at a time… how can you think their relationship was healthy” and their stance on art style joy in “People who hate on Hetalia season 5 7 art style have no joy in their hearts”. The tone is value‑driven and emotionally charged, pointing to Feeling: they frame opinions around what feels right or wrong (e.g. “dni lists are the dumbest thing ever invented because why would a racist homophobic transphobic pedophile trump supporter listen to your dni”) and gush about characters or ships with intense emotional language like “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OH MY LORD”. Their behavior appears flexible and reactive rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving: they impulsively announce changes like “I'm quitting tiktok” and later “Life gets infinitely better once you delete tiktok”, and they engage in spontaneous fandom commentary rather than planned threads or organized projects. Taken together—introverted but passionate, highly interpretive, strongly guided by personal values, and spontaneous in online behavior—the profile best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said life gets infinitely better once you delete TikTok — so if I delete TikTok *and* open your straw.page, does that make my life double infinite, or do I just unlock the ‘cool’ rank you promised?
- You keep tweeting ‘WHO UNFOLLOWED ME’ but have you considered the real question: who’s desperately hoping you’ll notice they *followed* you… and also wants to talk about why Romano is objectively not topping material?
- As someone who ‘liked history before hetalia,’ you clearly have taste — can I apply to be your next long-term study in international relations, or at least your favorite England/America meta discussion partner?
- You hate Hetalia Canada so much but keep asking for Estonia x Canada art… I’m just saying, if you’re capable of that level of complex love–hate, maybe you’re also capable of tolerating one more annoying admirer in your notifications.
- You’re 20, mostly repost, think Netflix originals are a separate species, and believe you’re the only normal Hetalia fan — statistically impossible, but I’m willing to be your control variable if you’ll run a few experiments in mutual brainrot with me.
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Hetalia/history enjoyer, TikTok quitter, serial Canada slanderer. Once made a whole thread about uniforms and somehow stayed normal about it.– @dogwotah13
Your signature cocktail
The Hetalia Hater (Who Loves Hetalia)
The fiery cinnamon whiskey captures their dramatic, yelling-into-the-timeline energy, like “OH MY GOD I HATE CANADA HETALIA” and “I hate hetalia fans like actually I'm literally the only normal fan”. Vanilla liqueur adds sweetness for the softer side of their bio “i ❤️ everyone” and the earnest request “Any hetalia artists taking requests pls draw Estonia and Canada kissing,ok?”. Sour cherry juice represents their petty, salty takes—like “Canada is too ugly to be paired with anyone” and the melodrama of “WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”. Sparkling soda water mirrors their chaotic, hyperposting vibes in “Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi h” and their tendency to bounce between takes like “people who genuinely enjoy Netflix original series' are a different species”. Finally, a dash of espresso grounds it in their surprisingly thoughtful, history-nerd side from “I liked history before I liked hetalia…” and the more analytical commentary in “Germany and Prussia's uniforms are already based off of Nazi uniforms…”. This cocktail is strong but playful, a little bitter, a little sweet—just like someone who says “Life gets infinitely better once you delete tiktok” and then lives on X reposting Hetalia all day.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their account is deeply centered on a specific interest (Hetalia and related history), and they explicitly connect that fandom to an underlying love of learning, saying “I liked history before I liked hetalia, I don't think I ever could have liked hetalia if I hadn't liked history first😭😭”, which shows intellectual curiosity and a knowledge-first approach. They also make analytical, almost academic distinctions within the fandom, such as carefully evaluating designs and canon details in posts like “Germany and Prussia's uniforms are already based off of Nazi uniforms, so technically most drawings of them are already in Nazi uniforms. And Hetalia takes place mostly during World War II”. Their posts frequently dissect character dynamics and misreadings, as in “People who mischaracterize england and america's relationship gotta be the worst people ever ... genuinely how can you think their relationship was healthy”, reflecting a tendency to think critically rather than just accept popular takes. Even their humor leans toward commentary and meta-analysis of fandom behavior, e.g. “dni lists are the dumbest thing ever invented because why would a racist homophobic transphobic pedophile trump supporter listen to your dni”, which shows a logical, slightly detached way of arguing. Overall, the strong mix of niche obsession, historical interest, and analytical critique points most clearly to Ravenclaw rather than to the more emotion-driven or ambition-driven traits of the other houses.
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bad idea right? - Olivia Rodrigo
A fitting song for @dogwotah13 is bad idea right? because it captures that chaotic, self-aware, and slightly unhinged fangirl energy they show on their timeline. They have strong, dramatic opinions and zero filter, like when they say "Canada is too ugly to be paired with anyone" and "OH MY GOD I HATE CANADA HETALIA", but still obsess over ships enough to beg, "pls draw Estonia and Canada kissing,ok?". That contradiction—hating something while still being deeply emotionally invested—is very much the reckless, self-contradicting vibe of the song. They also thrive on messy fandom takes like "I hate hetalia fans like actually I'm literally the only normal fan" and snarky commentary such as "Germany and Prussia's uniforms are already based off of Nazi uniforms, so technically most drawings of them are already in Nazi uniforms.", which fits the song’s mix of humor and impulsive intensity. Even their social media drama—"WHO UNFOLLOWED ME" and "why do some accounts have me blocked I literally barely even post or comment what did I do"—matches the overdramatic, extremely online tone of Olivia Rodrigo’s lyrics.
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