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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s a sensitive, introspective teenager who feels out of place and often lonely, similar to this user saying they “wish i had irl friends” and that they “wanna talk to oomfs sooo bad but im so scared they'll throw frozen tomatoes at me 😿😿😿😿”](https://x.com/dollisies/status/2017407059936104820). Like Lisa, they swing between high emotional intensity and trying to be principled or thoughtful, seen in their frustration with others online such as “oh my god shut the fuck up this is why people hate us” and commentary on issues like “why is it always rape rape rape rape with you bitches but never job job job job”. Lisa’s storylines often involve mental health, self-worth, and pressure, paralleling the user’s self-critical posts like “im so pathetic i need to get it together holy crap” and their struggles with panic and anxiety reflected in “i hate having panic disorder fuck my life fuuuck”. Both Lisa and this user balance darkness and idealism: they identify as “very pro recov!” while still talking about self-harm, echoing how Lisa tries to do the right thing even while feeling overwhelmed or misunderstood.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they repeatedly mention anxiety and fear of social judgment, e.g. “i wanna talk to oomfs sooo bad but im so scared they'll throw frozen tomatoes at me 😿😿😿😿” and “i wish i had irl friends”, and their activities are mostly solitary (gaming, watching movies, being online). They skew Intuitive (N) over Sensing: while there are concrete details (food, weight, games), much of their focus is on internal experiences and imagined scenarios like “i wish i could sleep forever” and “i wish i could cut and have it heal into a beautiful scar with the snap of my fingers”, reflecting idealized, abstract thinking. They clearly favor Feeling (F): their tweets are highly emotional and value-driven, centered on hurt, affection for “oomfs,” and moral judgments such as “oh my god shut the fuck up this is why people hate us” and “this is so disgusting holy fuck”, and they react in a personal, emotive way rather than through systematic logic. They come off as Perceiving (P): their days seem unstructured and reactive—sleeping a lot, forgetting scheduled posts like “forgot to do promotwt today oops”, and frequently changing plans around cutting or sleep (“after my shower j might sleep all day today”). Taken together—introspective, emotionally intense, idealistic, and unstructured—they best fit INFP.

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Roxy, 16. Professional overthinker, casual gamer, part‑time panic specialist. Once cut my finger with a soda lid—now I just collect bandages.– @dollisies

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The pink cotton candy soda is for the cutesy, hyper-online vibe in their promos and bios, full of hearts and flowers like “🪷 . . . roxy , 16 ... cuts r censored .ᐟ #shedtwt #edtwt”. A sharp espresso shot hits like their sudden, chaotic energy and late-night spirals, such as “i've been crying for the past two hours. i cant even cut till probably monday”. Dark pomegranate syrup stands in for the obsessive, graphic fixation on self-harm, from “is it weird i kinda like the way it sounds when my skin rips while cutting” to “mom please leave the house im trying to cut and post it on twitter dot com”. Lime juice adds a sour snap for their biting, sometimes unhinged humor in tweets like “why is it always rape rape rape rape with you bitches but never job job job job”. Finally, edible glitter stars float on top to show the soft, lonely part that just wants connection and comfort, as in “i wish i had irl friends” and their many cozy “gn oomfs” sign-offs.

Your Hogwarts House
Roxy shows a strong Slytherin streak of self‑preservation and calculated boundary‑setting, like when she warns others about her ex friend and groomer while still trying to keep control of the situation: “just remembered my ex friend knows my groomers Full Name and he can contact him whenever he wants to get back at me. how are you guys on this fine evening” and “srry for not being that active today im so fucking anxious my ex friend is gonna contact my groomer or dox me LOL!”. She’s ambitious and goal‑oriented about her body and image, explicitly stating a concrete target rather than vague wishes in her bio: “cw: 87kg ♡ gw: 46kg,” and reinforcing that drive with posts like “would i even look good at my gw”. There’s also a clear desire for status and reach within her niche communities, as she repeatedly pushes promotion threads such as “꒰ #promotwt day 20? ! ꒱ … #shedtwt #edtwt #shtwt … ♡ / ↻ to be moots .ᐟ” and gets upset when engagement drops: “SROP UNFOLLOWINT ME ILL BE ACTIVE I PROMISE 😿😿😿😿”. The sharp, sometimes cutting way she argues online also fits Slytherin’s confrontational edge, as in “oh my god shut the fuck up this is why people hate us” and “M3GAN would fucking kill you you retard dont piss me off”. While she has moments of vulnerability and affection toward her followers, the dominant pattern is ambition within her online micro‑scene, defensive resourcefulness, and a willingness to push boundaries, all of which align most closely with Slytherin.

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Teen Idle fits them because it captures the mix of dark humor, self-destruction, and teenage loneliness that shows up repeatedly in their tweets. They openly center their identity around self-harm and aesthetics, saying things like “mom please leave the house im trying to cut and post it on twitter dot com” and “i think my left thigh is better for cutting”, echoing the song’s themes of glamorizing pain and detachment. The song’s lines about wasted youth and wanting a different teenage experience resonate with their loneliness and social anxiety, shown in “i wish i had irl friends” and “i wanna talk to oomfs sooo bad but im so scared they'll throw frozen tomatoes at me”. Their involvement in shedtwt/edtwt and fixation on weight and cutting (“cw: 87kg ♡ gw: 46kg”, “i wish i could cut and have it heal into a beautiful scar with the snap of my fingers”) mirror the song’s exploration of body image, self-harm, and morbid fantasies. Even their blend of cynicism and performative joking about trauma, like “just remembered my ex friend knows my groomers Full Name… how are you guys on this fine evening”, reflects the same bitter, self-aware tone Marina uses when she sings about wanting to be a “teen idle.”

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