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Valentina shares many similarities with Lisa Simpson, the intelligent and often misunderstood daughter in the Simpsons family. Like Lisa, Valentina exhibits a sharp wit and sarcastic humor, as seen in tweets like 'edtwt memes r always unfunny idc' and 'i hope all of u in relationships actually have the most heart shattering breakup soon i hate every single 1 of u (i'm jealous)'. Both characters also struggle with feeling like outsiders and have a penchant for challenging societal norms and conventions, evident in Valentina's criticism of 'edtwt sexualizes fatspo sm' and her open discussions about eating disorders and self-harm. Additionally, Lisa's vegetarianism and concern for the environment align with Valentina's interest in a 'charcuterie yay' platter, suggesting a potential appreciation for plant-based foods.

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A self-proclaimed 'ghostly girl' exploring the realms of identity, body image, and relationships. Sarcasm and wit are my weapons of choice, though sometimes they cut a little too deep. Join me on this chaotic journey of self-discovery, but be warned: it's a wild ride.– @dollycrafting

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Based on Valentina's tweets, she exhibits many qualities associated with Slytherin house. Her strong ambition is evident in her determination to lose weight and achieve her 'body of ur dreams', as seen in 'would u rather have the love of ur life or the body of ur dreams ??'. She also displays a sarcastic, cunning wit through provocative tweets like 'LMAOOO' and 'edtwt memes r always unfunny idc'. Additionally, Valentina's misandry ('i hate men i acc hate them fuck all men') and tendency to judge others ('stop putting ugly ppl on my tl as if i'm going 2 hype them up') align with Slytherin's reputation for elitism and disdain for those they deem inferior. While her resilience in overcoming self-harm suggests bravery, her overall persona and behavior align most closely with the ambitious, cunning, and sometimes ruthless nature of Slytherin house.

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This angsty rock song by Paramore perfectly captures the essence of Valentina's persona. The lyrics 'I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top' align with her struggles with mental health issues like depression and self-harm, as well as her sarcastic, almost nihilistic outlook on life ('i hope all of u in relationships actually have the most heart shattering breakup soon i hate every single 1 of u (i'm jealous)'). The song's themes of insecurity and feeling like an outsider also resonate with Valentina's body image issues ('my torso looks huge here omfg') and her identification as a 'ghostly girl'. Additionally, the defiant, unapologetic tone of 'Misery Business' mirrors Valentina's unfiltered candor and willingness to challenge societal norms, as seen in her criticism of 'edtwt sexualizes fatspo sm' and her open discussions about her eating disorder.

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