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Welp shares a certain absurdity and dark humor that can be likened to Ralph Wiggum's character. Just as Ralph often delivers nonsensical lines that can be both funny and unsettling, Welp's tweets, such as 'You didn't 'free yourselves' from the Nazis. You were crushed by the Red Army,' blend humor with serious commentary in a way that is both striking and memorable. His tendency to make outrageous statements mirrors Ralph's innocent yet bizarre take on the world.

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🎮 Gaming enthusiast and esports commentator | 🗣️ Political critic with a flair for satire | 💥 Passionate about Dota 2, StarCraft 2, and all things gaming | 'Based on how his previous 10 pledges went he'll break this one too.' | Join me for hot takes and gaming insights!– @dongslap

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Welp embodies the traits of Slytherin through his cunning and often strategic approach to discussions, especially in his political critiques. The way he articulates his thoughts, such as 'Both you and Cheney are responsible for a tidal wave of blood and human misery,' reflects a sharp intellect and a willingness to challenge authority. His sarcasm and dark humor, as seen in 'Safe to say that if WW3 ever breaks out, it won't take long before drone operators suffer the same treatment as machine gunners did in WW1,' show a certain ruthlessness in his commentary, aligning with Slytherin's ambition and resourcefulness.

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This song's themes of rebellion against authority and critique of systemic issues resonate with Welp's outspoken nature and his critical views on politics, as seen in tweets like 'Safe to say that if WW3 ever breaks out, it won't take long before drone operators suffer the same treatment as machine gunners did in WW1.' The aggressive tone and call to action in the song match his fiery personality and willingness to confront controversial topics.

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