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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, dramatic, and funny in a very online way. Their sense of humor is unfiltered and over-the-top, like calling one ship a gourmet meal and another bland food in “Dont even compare hyumizi to hyusua.. hyumizi is a full course meal… Hyusua is boiled chicken with plain white rice”, which feels very Bart stirring the pot. They’re impulsive and a bit self-sabotaging in a comedic way, shown by things like “Im being so deadass if they animate yoshida with gold earrings I will kill myself” and obsessing over screen time in “Ive been scrolling on twitter for like 2 hours I reaallly hope this doesn't affect my screen time average for today 😬😬”. Their chaotic creativity (editing/painting figures and debating posting art) in “Hey he may be chopped but I skinned an aki mini figure for this sooo hes perfect in my eyes” and “What if I started posting art” also fits Bart’s mischievous, artsy side. At the same time, the dramatic fandom rants like “sometimes a fic can be so badly written that i just block them and close my browser” echo Bart’s theatrical reactions to everything. Overall, they read as a modern, extremely online Bart: loud, chaotic, but clearly passionate about the things they love.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their tweets center on niche fandoms, art, and personal quirks rather than social events, and they joke about spending hours alone online like in “Ive been scrolling on twitter for like 2 hours I reaallly hope this doesn't affect my screen time average for today 😬😬”. Their interests and language indicate Intuition: they fixate on ships, symbolism, and character dynamics rather than real‑world practicality, as seen in the hyper-specific media analysis in “actually ivan did something in alien stage called skiddlelapping and because he did that till didn't look at him and then Ivan eyes turned red to symbolize his yearning for till yeah so very heartbreaking and despair omg did you just stab me did you just twist the knife”. They prioritize emotional reactions and values over logic, pointing to Feeling: they block badly written fics purely out of emotional annoyance in “sometimes a fic can be so badly written that i just block them and close my browser”, and describe characters/ships in strong affective terms like “Its okay though because I love toxic hyumizi🤤🤤🤤💗💗”. Their lifestyle and tone suggest Perceiving more than Judging: they admit to procrastination and spontaneity, such as the improvised soda-cooling hack in “I put ice in a zip log bag then place my soda inside then wait five minutes and drink because im too lazy to just wait for my soda to get cold after putting it in the fridge” and working on crafts impulsively into the night in “Ive been working on this fuckass mini figure since 11pm 🥹🥹”. Altogether, a passionate focus on fictional worlds, strong emotional responses, and a spontaneous, online-centered life best align them with INFP.

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Digital gremlin with a Yoshida shrine, unfinished art files, and strong opinions on ships & screen time. Once mourned a bra for 2 years.– @dontfailgenesis

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The Sweet sake with a splash of energy drink mirrors their chaotic, fandom-fueled energy and late-night projects, like when they said, “Ive been working on this fuckass mini figure since 11pm 🥹🥹”. Pink grapefruit soda adds a tart sweetness to reflect their loud excitement and soft heart, especially in all-caps moments like “HYUUUMIZIIIII” and “LETS FUCKING GOOOOO”. The spicy chili salt rim represents their sharp, sometimes savage takes, such as blocking bad fic with “sometimes a fic can be so badly written that i just block them and close my browser” or dragging bland ships in “Dont even compare hyumizi to hyusua.. hyumizi is a full course meal…”. Crushed ice in a ziplock bag (served around the glass) is a direct nod to their beautifully lazy genius hack, “I put ice in a zip log bag then place my soda inside… because im too lazy to just wait for my soda to get cold”, making the drink cold in the most extra way possible. Finally, edible gold glitter shines for their dramatic, slightly unhinged devotion to characters like Yoshida and Hyumizi, echoing their flair in posts such as “Before yoshida goes mainstream I was a fan ong” and their over-the-top threats in “Im being so deadass if they animate yoshida with gold earrings I will kill myself”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very Slytherin style of ruthless standards and willingness to cut people off quickly, like when they say that a fic can be so badly written that they just block the author and close the browser ("sometimes a fic can be so badly written that i just block them and close my browser"). Their dramatic, almost threatening commitment to aesthetic standards also fits Slytherin intensity and self-preservation, for example: ("Im being so deadass if they animate yoshida with gold earrings I will kill myself"). They’re also hyper-opinionated and competitive about their preferences, like insisting one ship is a "full course meal" while another is bland ("Dont even compare hyumizi to hyusua.. hyumizi is a full course meal... Hyusua is boiled chicken with plain white rice"), and declaring their long-term fandom cred ("Before yoshida goes mainstream I was a fan ong"). This combination of sharp judgment, pride in being ahead of the curve, and emotionally intense devotion to their favorites aligns more with Slytherin’s ambitious, ride-or-die temperament than with the other houses.

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The song girls by the dare fits them because it has an unapologetically chaotic, online, slightly feral energy that matches their timeline. They’re constantly hyperfixating on ships and characters with zero restraint, like screaming “HYUUUMIZIIIII” and insisting “Dont even compare hyumizi to hyusua.. hyumizi is a full course meal…”, which mirrors the song’s obsessive, messy vibe. Their sense of humor is unfiltered and dramatic, as seen in “This food was so ass I rather have starved and drank week old stale water” and “sometimes a fic can be so badly written that i just block them and close my browser”, similar to the song’s exaggerated, tongue‑in‑cheek dramatics. They also balance being very online with bursts of self-awareness, like tracking their screen time in “Average screen time now is arouuunddd 3 hours im so happy....”, which matches the track’s vibe of partying through the chaos while still knowing it’s a bit ridiculous. Overall, girls captures their blend of fandom obsession, memes, and semi-chaotic self-deprecation.

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