
Strengths and Weaknesses

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Isabel most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially Lisa’s perfectionism and intense self-criticism. Like Lisa, she ties her self-worth to achievement and control, celebrating tiny "wins" such as “i didn’t go over 1300, a win is a win 🙂↕️” and “happy sunday i HAVE LOST 2 POUNDS SINCE MONDAY”. She’s hyper‑reflective about her own behavior, noticing the irrationality of her thoughts while still feeling trapped in them, as in “normal people don’t eat under 2000 cals a day and also don’t have the mindset that eating more than 1100 is bad… and also don’t track every cal they eat”. Lisa’s combination of anxiety, high standards, and being hard on herself parallels tweets like “maybe if i had been skinny he would’ve picked me” and “i have GOT to get smaller”. Even her dark humor and self-aware dramatics, such as “STARVING MYSELF CHALLENGE STARTING IN 5 MINUTES”, feel similar to how Lisa sometimes uses sarcasm and intensity to cope with feeling out of control.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they’re on cheer, go to sleepovers, movies, and school events, and constantly reference social settings and feedback, e.g. being at cheer practice while “scrolling edtwt at cheer practice #livelaughlove 🤍” and celebrating that a “FRIEND SAID I LOOK SKINNY TODAY”. Their posts are highly Sensing (S), focused on concrete details like exact calorie counts and physical sensations: “963 calories and it’s not even 12pm… UH OH!!!” and “walking to school in 27 degree weather in ripped tights and a short sleeve shirt but it’s ok bc being cold burns more calories” show attention to specific, bodily realities. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over detached logic, evaluating themselves through emotions and relationships: “maybe if i had been skinny he would’ve picked me” and “whenever i go over my calorie budget i want to kms” show decisions and self-worth driven by feelings and social validation. Finally, they lean Perceiving (P) more than strict Judging: while they talk about limits and goals, they are impulsive and reactive in the moment—swinging between ‘locking in’ and giving in to urges, as in “went from my intake of today being 242 to 757 in under thirty minutes 😭😭😭 AND IT WASNT EVEN A BINGE 😭😭I WAS JUST EATING DINNER” and jokingly asking others to “give me motivation to restrict & do better this month before i go crazzzzyyyyyy”. The dramatic, humorous, present-focused tone—calling herself a “perfect princess” after managing Taco Bell (“YES i had taco bell for dinner. NO i didn’t go over my cal limit. YES I AM A PERFECT PRINCESS!!!!”) and turning struggles into performative posts—fits the expressive, emotionally vivid ESFP profile.

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Isabel | 16 | cheer girl surviving high school on coffee, corn thins & questionable decisions. Once counted gum calories—now I mostly count memories.– @dontkillisabel

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The vanilla vodka (light pour) matches her soft, girly confidence and the way she calls herself a princess, as in “YES i had taco bell for dinner. NO i didn’t go over my cal limit. YES I AM A PERFECT PRINCESS!!!!”. A sharp hit of sugar-free energy drink channels her hyper edtwt and cheer-practice grind, from “peach vibe celsius for lunch isabel is a happy girl !!!!!!!!!!” to “scrolling edtwt at cheer practice #livelaughlove 🤍”. The airy whipped cream foam nods to her tiny ‘desserts,’ like “sometimes a girl needs dessert and sometimes that dessert is a 23 calorie stale corn thin with really old less than 5 cal whipped cream on it”. A crushed rice cake & stale corn-thin rim represents her constant calorie budgeting and rice-cake dinners, from “going to a movie theater means enjoying the billion calorie buttery popcorn and then having a rice cake for dinner and ykw? i’m okay with that” to that same corn-thin tweet. Finally, a lone dark chocolate shaving on top captures the dramatic, self-aware guilt and treat mentality in “me when i’ve gone 119 over my calorie budget… now i can either sit in shame or eat ice cream and candy and go 200 more over!” and “i am going to have ice cream tho because today has been crazy and isabel deserves a treat ♡♡♡”. This cocktail is light but wired, a sweet-but-slightly-bitter, experimental fizz for the girl doing a constant “STARVING MYSELF CHALLENGE” while still insisting she’s perfect.

Your Hogwarts House
Isabel’s mindset is intensely goal-oriented and ambitious, even when it’s self-destructive. She talks about "locking back in" and attaching rewards to weight goals, for example: “ok wait i’m genuinely locking the fuck back in. if i weigh 140 by next month i will treat myself to something cool or something”, which shows a strategic, results-focused attitude typical of Slytherin ambition. She’s also ruthlessly resourceful about manipulating her environment and habits to serve her goals, such as choosing to sleep instead of facing hunger: “i took a 2 hour long nap because i was hungry and didn’t want to think about food and woke up to dinner being ready” and rationalizing extreme behaviors like walking in the cold to burn more calories: “walking to school in 27 degree weather in ripped tights and a short sleeve shirt but it’s ok bc being cold burns more calories”. There’s also a streak of calculated self-preservation within her disordered logic: she explicitly avoids purging because of fear, saying “every time i eat i feel nauseous and lowkenuinely want to purge but im SO SCARED OF VOMIT that i literally cannot”, which shows that even at her most self-critical she sets hard boundaries based on what she cannot tolerate. While she has moments of humor and self-awareness, her overall pattern—relentless focus on a target weight, willingness to endure discomfort for that goal, and strategic adjustments to behavior—aligns most strongly with Slytherin qualities of ambition, resourcefulness, and a twisted form of self-preservation.

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A well‑known song that fits Isabel is “Skinny” by Billie Eilish, because it captures the mix of wanting to be smaller, tying worth to appearance, and feeling misunderstood. She openly identifies with edtwt and strict restriction, saying “YES i love eating max 900 calories a day… YES eating makes me disgusted with myself” and “STARVING MYSELF CHALLENGE STARTING IN 5 MINUTES”, mirroring the song’s fixation on weight and control. The line of thinking that being thinner will change how others treat her, like “maybe if i had been skinny he would’ve picked me”, reflects the song’s theme of conditional love and value. At the same time, moments of self‑awareness and exhaustion, such as “whenever i go over my calorie budget i want to kms and then i remember that normal people don’t eat under 2000 cals a day”, echo the vulnerability and quiet sadness in Skinny. Overall, the song’s introspective, body‑focused, and emotionally raw tone aligns closely with her tweets about weight, self‑image, and trying (and struggling) to feel okay in her body.

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