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Milhouse is a perpetually insecure teen who constantly seeks validation and feels inadequate, much like the user’s repeated expressions of self‑hate and longing for acceptance (e.g., "eu preciso me sexualizar pra que as pessoas gostem de mim" and "eu to LOUCO pra me cortar"). He often feels like a "good boy" that isn’t good enough ("a melhor coisa do mundo eh ser chamado de bom garoto"), mirroring the user’s desire to be seen as a "good boy" and a real man. Milhouse’s tendency to wallow in self‑pity and think about suicide, as shown in episodes where he contemplates ending his life, aligns with the user’s suicidal thoughts ("preciso de uma soluçao imediata e essa vai ser o meu suicidio"). The user’s constant oscillation between desperate pleas for affection and self‑destructive urges ("odeio como minhas trocas de humor sao rapidas… eu so quero abrir os pulsos") matches Milhouse’s emotional volatility and low self‑esteem.

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The user shows strong introversion, often focusing on inner turmoil and personal longing, e.g., "sinceramwnte eu so queria chorar no colo de alguem e ouvir que vai ficar tudo bem" and "caralho eu to muito mal gente se eu sumir eh pq eu morri". Their tweets are concrete and sensory‑oriented, mentioning specific bodily details such as "perdi 1 kg !!!!", "se eu ganhar 1 cm eu chego no imc 14" and "começo a me sentir esquisito quando fico muito tempo sem me cortar". Decision‑making is driven by feelings and personal values, illustrated by statements like "eu me sexualizo muito pra suprir algo que eu nao sei ao certo oque eh" and "eu odeio o termo femboy". Finally, the pattern of spontaneous, unstructured behavior—"eu to LOUCO pra me cortar", "vou tranca a conta por um tempinho indeterminado ate eu mi resolve", "queria ser low profile e ter tipo 478 posts mas eu sou tagarela demais nao consigo ficar sem tuitar"—indicates a Perceiving (P) preference.

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Writer, gamer, coffee enthusiast; once taught my goldfish to fetch socks; navigating life's highs & lows with honesty & hope.– @dontouchmyscars

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This cocktail mirrors the user’s turmoil, mixing bitter coffee liqueur (the 'cicatrizes de beans' they crave) with the deep red of pomegranate juice, echoing their references to blood and scars. A splash of honey syrup adds the sweet 'puppyboi irl !' side that longs for affection, while black vodka and a dash of bitters represent the darkness and self‑destructive thoughts like 'eu to LOUCO pra me cortar' and 'preciso de uma soluçao imediata e essa vai ser o meu suicidio'. The sharp lime balances the bitterness, reflecting their volatile moods, 'madrugadas sao crueis' and constant swings between hope and despair. The drink’s layered flavors capture the contradiction of wanting to be seen as a 'real man' while feeling insecure, as in 'eu não sou nada sem o sh'. Overall, the cocktail is a bittersweet, scar‑colored elixir that invites you to taste the pain and fleeting sweetness of this user’s world.

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The user repeatedly focuses on personal goals and self‑image, such as bragging about weight loss ('perdi 1 kg !!!!'), chasing a lower BMI ('adivinhem quem entro no imc 15'), and wanting risky scars ('quero cicatrizes de beans mas eu sou muito covarde pra isso'), which reflects Slytherin’s ambition and desire for control. They also display a defiant attitude toward authority and norms, evident in the angry rant 'PUTA QUR PARIU … O FRANCO NAO PODIA MORRER'. Their desire to be 'low profile' yet still tweet constantly ('queria ser low profile… mas eu sou tagarela demais') shows a strategic concern for reputation typical of Slytherin. Overall, the pattern of self‑centered ambition, manipulation of public perception, and willingness to bend rules aligns best with Slytherin values.

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The user frequently mentions self‑harm and suicidal thoughts, such as "preciso de uma soluçao imediata e essa vai ser o meu suicidio" and "eu to LOUCO pra me cortar", echoing the lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" from "Hurt". Their username "dontouchmyscars" and a tweet about wanting "cicatrizes" (scars) directly reflect the song’s focus on pain and scars. Tweets like "eu sinto falta de ter voce pra estragar a minha vida" show a yearning for connection while feeling broken, matching the song’s lament. The raw, confessional tone of the song captures the user’s despair, isolation, and self‑destructive urges.

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