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Lisa Simpson is known for her anxiety, perfectionism and struggle with depression, which aligns with the user's constant self‑criticism and desire for control, as seen in tweets like 'control is the only thing that makes me feel alive' and 'i feel horrible i am horrible. i do this all to myself tho.' The user also feels isolated and insecure, similar to Lisa’s feelings of being a misfit, evident in 'im so lonely' and 'i feel young and tragic but also like im too old for this misery.' Their artistic side – dancing, fashion, hair colors – mirrors Lisa’s love for music and creative expression, noted in 'Current mood: crushing on Gerard Way.' The obsessive tracking of calories and fear of weight gain echo Lisa’s tendency to overthink, shown in 'been tracking cals all week and have become a pace aholic . im So stressed having a bday sleepover weekend' and 'i only managed to go to school once This week omg Flop.' Finally, both use dark humor about their sadness, like 'All i want for christmas is to die', a sentiment Lisa occasionally expresses in her more melancholy moments.

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The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often turning inward and expressing loneliness and personal feelings, e.g., 'im So lonely' and 'I just want to be loved'. Their language focuses on concrete sensory details like food, body pain, and calorie counts ('i ate too much chocolate my stomach hurts now', 'been tracking cals all week and have become a pace aholic'), indicating a sensing preference. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions rather than objective logic, as seen in statements such as 'i feel horrible i am horrible… control is the only thing that makes me feel alive' and 'my friends love me so much'. The user also displays a perceiving, flexible style, frequently mentioning difficulty planning and last‑minute choices ('i am stressed having a bday sleepover weekend', 'guys pls what should i do for my 18th bday party…'), which aligns with a P orientation. Together these traits suggest an ISFP personality.

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18 | 🎂 Birthday cake coder: once sketched a site on a napkin. 🎮 Gamer, 🎧 Music & dance fan, 🌈 chasing bright vibes. #mentalhealth advocate– @dontquittil47

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The cocktail, named "Brittle Unicorn", captures the vivid contrast between the user's bright, rainbow‑filled self‑expression and the darker, anxious thoughts that thread through their timeline. A base of vodka mirrors the numbing buzz they often seek, as hinted by tweets like 'im going 2do my makeup tmrw so i cant cry Cus i cru too freakin much'. The sour snap of lemon juice reflects the raw anxiety they voice in 'im so anxious', while the sweet ribbon of grenadine and simple syrup balances the 'my rainbow hair ^.^' moments of fleeting joy. Swirls of blue curaçao create a unicorn‑like pastel hue, nodding to their bio’s unicorn emoji and the line 'Current mood: crushing On gerard way'. A dusting of edible glitter adds a fleeting sparkle, echoing the bittersweet desire in 'all i want for christmas is to die', reminding them that even the darkest feelings can have a glimmer.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s dominant focus on control and self‑preservation mirrors the core Slytherin trait of seeking power over one’s own circumstances. They explicitly state, 'control is the only thing i want. its the only thing that makes me feel Alive and human . i dont have control tho do i???this is a pathetic excuse for self destruction'. Their willingness to consider extreme measures, such as 'i need a shock collar to stop me from eating But i think id just end up shocking myself to death', demonstrates the cunning, resource‑ful mindset typical of Slytherins. They also treat their mental‑health struggle as a personal challenge, noting 'Try not 2 die before u turn 18 challenge im About to fail #k #m #s', which reflects the competitive, ambitious drive of the house. While moments of loyalty appear, the overarching pattern of seeking control, self‑preservation, and personal competition aligns most closely with Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly expresses feeling broken, out of control, and a self‑identified "loser," as seen in the bio "bulimic #loser" and the tweet "i feel horrible i am horrible... control is the only thing that makes me Alive and human." They also show intense emotional turmoil, suicidal thoughts, and a longing for love, such as "i’m not suicidal Rn... Wish i was never born" and "i just Want to be loved And wanted…" Their current mood includes a crush on Gerard Way, the frontman of My Chemical Romance, indicating an identification with the band's emo aesthetic: "Current mood: crushing On gerard way 👀." The My Chemical Romance anthem "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" captures this mixture of teenage angst, feeling like a misfit, and a desperate plea for understanding, matching the user’s repeated statements like "i am a bulimic #loser" and "i am scared." The song’s chorus—"I'm not okay, I promise"—mirrors the user’s raw admissions of mental‑health struggles and desire for control and acceptance.

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