Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses offbeat jokes and absurdity, like the gravy rant in “Genuinely what js the point of gravy. It just makes food soggy and taste like gravy (revoltingly bad)” and the Massachusetts cream joke in “Guy about to have a really good idea: you know what this cream reminds me of? Massachusetts.”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for games and media, e.g. the long Undertale stream reactions in posts like “THIS GAMEEEE” and excitement over pulls in “I'M SHAKING. ON MY FIRST TWO TEN PULLSS”.
- Creative: Invents funny concepts and characters, like the shoulder voices in “Eito on your shoulder: kill everyone Takumi on your shoulder: honk shoo honk shoo Yugamu on your shoulder: lmao I gave you a third shoulder” and their fem Takumi design in “This is my fem takumi design do you like it”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care for people and pets, like “I love my daughter Petunia” and emotional attachment to characters/fandoms in posts like “Come back to me ranmaru”.
- Self‑aware: Shows awareness of their own habits and limits, such as joking about oversleeping cycles in “Every time I oversleep I start to have really vivid dreams where I oversleep again.” and acknowledging procrastination with “'Get a job' nope! I'm laying in da bed”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshness: Anger sometimes comes out very strongly, like “I hope all construction workers die. It's been four years of this.”, which can read as extreme even if meant as a rant.
- Sleepiness: Struggles with sleep and schedules, shown in “Im supposed to be up at 7. It's 3:30 in the morning. Im dogsitting tomorrow. Fuck.” and the oversleeping dream loop in “Every time I oversleep I start to have really vivid dreams where I oversleep again.”.
- Health‑strained: Frequently mentions not feeling well, like “Ack. Im... ill....” and “How it feels to have a common cold”, suggesting recurring physical discomfort that impacts them.
- Impulsive: Tweets intense reactions in the moment, e.g. the all‑caps outbursts during streams like “WHAT THE FUCK” and sudden declarations like “Yeah. No more tweets from Penelope Doobadoo. Yeah. Yeah, the undertale stream killed her.”.
- Cynical: Often leans into negative or jaded phrasing, such as “You really hate me that much, don't you? How wonderful.” and the deadpan media takes in posts like “Every video game is identical”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re a smart, self-aware kid who juggles school stress and niche interests, as seen in posts like “Get me out of chemistry” and their joking dread about early mornings and responsibilities in “Im supposed to be up at 7. It's 3:30 in the morning. Im dogsitting tomorrow. Fuck.”. They show a passionate, slightly obsessive love for specific media and characters—very Lisa-coded—through long-running gaming/fiction fixations like “After 280 hours... im finally a real hundred line fan....” and their intense Undertale stream reactions such as “THIS GAMEEEE”. Their snarky, thoughtful humor and critical observations, for example “Genuinely what js the point of gravy. It just makes food soggy and taste like gravy (revoltingly bad)” and “'Moderate to severe' okay. Which. Which is it.”, mirror Lisa’s tendency to overanalyze everyday things. Even their mixture of melodramatic jokes and genuine frustration, like “I hope all construction workers die. It's been four years of this.”, fits Lisa’s flair for dramatic, principled rants about her environment. Overall, the blend of teenage anxiety, sharp wit, and intense fandom energy aligns them far more with Lisa than with Homer, Bart, or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: their tweets revolve around solo activities (gaming, reading, watching streams) and online fandom more than hanging out with big friend groups, and they complain about unwanted social contact like “Can the one guy who gets on the bus after everyone PLEASE not sit with me today” and staying up alone dogsitting in “Im supposed to be up at 7. It's 3:30 in the morning. Im dogsitting tomorrow. Fuck.”. They lean strongly intuitive: they love meta/fandom analysis, surreal or conceptual humor, and hypothetical comparisons like “Whos cat is it where you dont know if its alive or dead until you open the box” and speak in abstract, metaphorical ways about media and dreams in “Every time I oversleep I start to have really vivid dreams where I oversleep again... its a cycle....”. Their tone is very feeling-oriented: they react with intensity and values-based judgments (“I hope all construction workers die” as exaggerated emotional venting in this tweet), gush about characters and ships like “He's so cute im gonna cry” and “I LOVE UNDERTALE”, and talk about what’s “cutieful” or romantic rather than making dry logical arguments. Their lifestyle reads as perceiving: they often procrastinate and run on chaotic timelines, as shown in “Im supposed to be up at 7. It's 3:30 in the morning.” and the need to cram endings in “I need to finish hndr before the 16th. I only need to geg like 20 more endings in think”, and they embrace spontaneity and oversleeping cycles instead of rigid planning. Overall, emotionally expressive fandom obsession, introspective and imaginative humor, and a somewhat disorganized, go-with-the-flow lifestyle best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said one sandwich is too little and two is too much—lucky for you I’m exactly 1.5 sandwiches of affection. Perfect portion, zero leftovers.
- You’ve spent 280 hours becoming a real Hundred Line fan; if you invest even a fraction of that time into me, I’ll happily let Eito move into my psyche and whisper ‘date them’ on loop.
- You’re sick, oversleeping, and construction has been banging on your walls for four years straight… if you ever want a break from that RNG of suffering, I’d like to apply for the position of ‘nice thing that finally happens to Penelope.’
- You got your OSHA card and said LawLight would be proud—how about we do some safety training together? Step one: keep at least one (1) cute Penelope within arm’s reach at all times.
- You cheer for Kotone, scream at Toby’s Undertale stream, and pray for Bloodborne news—clearly you have impeccable taste in protagonists who suffer. Want to add ‘the protagonist of our shared romcom’ to your list of problematic media?
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Your new Twitter bio
Penelope | Minor | Part-time construction hater, full-time game & book nerd. Once spent 280 hours proving I really do finish every route.– @doobadoo123
Your signature cocktail
The Hundred-Line Headache Highball
This drink is fizzy and bright thanks to sparkling lemonade, a nod to their simple joys like “I like drinkinng lemonade”. Lavender syrup adds soft sweetness for their affection toward comfort characters and pets, like “I love my daughter Petunia” and all the tender fandom love. The electric blue from blue curaçao (or a nonalcoholic blue sports drink) channels their chaotic, hyper-online fandom energy, from screaming about Undertale “THIS GAMEEEE” to Persona hype like “KOTONEEEE”. A dash of bitters represents their delightfully cranky side, like “I hope all construction workers die. It's been four years of this.” and “Genuinely what js the point of gravy. It just makes food soggy”. Finally, the crushed ice with lemon peel mirrors their sleep-deprived, slightly delirious vibe, captured in “I'm supposed to be up at 7. It's 3:30 in the morning. Im dogsitting tomorrow. Fuck.” and their dramatic illness posts like “Ack. Im... ill....”. This is a light, slightly bitter-sweet, experimental highball for a chronically online, overcaffeinated, fandom-brained minor who still somehow finds time to get an OSHA card and play 280 hours of visual novels “After 280 hours... im finally a real hundred line fan....”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Penelope reads as a very online, hyper-verbal media nerd whose defining traits are wit, meta-thinking, and obsessive engagement with stories—all classic Ravenclaw markers. She repeatedly dives deep into narrative-heavy games and series, e.g. grinding endings in Hundred Line (“After 280 hours... im finally a real hundred line fan....” and “I need to finish hndr before the 16th. I only need to geg like 20 more endings in think”), and live-analyzing streams like the Undertale event (“This really was... an undertale tenth anniversary stream day 2...”), which shows a love of dissecting media rather than just passively consuming it. Their humor leans heavily on clever conceptual jokes and references, such as the Schrodinger’s cat riff (“Whos cat is it where you dont know if its alive or dead until you open the box”) and the absurdist idea guy bit (“Guy about to have a really good idea: you know what this cream reminds me of? Massachusetts.”), indicating a quick, lateral-thinking mind. They also show a tendency to overthink and analyze situations—whether it’s sleep and dream cycles (“Every time I oversleep I start to have really vivid dreams where I oversleep again... its a cycle....”) or nitpicking translation quality and survey logic (“Why does Twitter ask me to rate the translation. How the fuck should i know.”). While there’s some Slytherin-style irritation and cynicism in posts like “I hope all construction workers die. It's been four years of this.”, it reads more as sardonic venting than real ambition or ruthless self-advancement. Overall, the dominant throughline is a sardonic, nerdy, media-obsessed person who lives in their head, values cleverness and meta-commentary, and treats fiction like a puzzle to pick apart—very solidly Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Nobody - Mitski
A well-suited song for them is “Nobody” by Mitski, which captures a mix of sardonic humor, emotional intensity, and late-night spirals. They joke about being exhausted and overwhelmed, like when they say “Im supposed to be up at 7. It's 3:30 in the morning. Im dogsitting tomorrow. Fuck.”, echoing the song’s lonely, sleep-deprived mood. Their flair for dramatic, slightly unhinged affection toward fictional characters, such as “Cheer up Takumi, you never have to be alone now. From now on, it's just me and you. Forever.”, mirrors the song’s desperate longing for connection. Even their oscillation between playful nihilism and sincere passion in posts like “Yeah. No more tweets from Penelope Doobadoo. Yeah. Yeah, the undertale stream killed her. Yeah.” fits Mitski’s blend of melodrama and self-awareness. Overall, their timeline feels like a fast scroll between jokes, fixation, and emotional overshare, which is exactly the chaotic, aching energy of “Nobody.”
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