Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequent excited reactions to artists and events like “RAUW Y HALSEY DESPUÉS DIOS MÍO USTEDES ME QUIEREN MATAR” and “VAMOS SABRINA” show strong enthusiasm.
- Loyal supporter: Consistently backs Colombian football and James Rodríguez, e.g. “James es el mejor jugador de Colombia y no lo pienso discutir” and “mi novio desde 2014 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings, from joy to sadness, in tweets like “odio tener bajones” and “muy feliz por los VMAs porque era lo único que me animaba el año pasado”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows affection and care in posts such as “me dijo que me quiere, lo quiero” and “hola, te amo con mi corazón desde que tengo 9”.
- Playful humor: Uses jokes and light teasing, for example “yo no pedí nacer en Colombia simplemente Dios me ama” and “mi pookie dookie va a meter el penal”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Shifts quickly between highs and lows, shown by excited posts like “GOOLAZOO” and distressed ones like “AMIGOS VOY. CAER EN DEPRESIÓN”.
- Self-dramatizing: Acknowledges being overly dramatic in “soy bien dramático” and intensifies reactions such as “AMIGOS VOY. CAER EN DEPRESIÓN”.
- Negative self-talk: Mentions low moods and harsh outlooks like “odio tener bajones” and “supongo que es así” alongside a melancholic bio *“we born to die”.
- Impulsive language: Uses strong insults and expletives, e.g. “hijueputa puta” and “JUEPUTA”, which can escalate conflicts.
- Overattachment: Intense fixation on idols and players, calling James “mi novio” in “mi novio desde 2014 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦” and “mi pookie dookie” in “mi pookie dookie va a meter el penal”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: energetic, dramatic, chaotic, and very online. They’re loud and impulsive in their stanning and reactions, yelling things like “LA TIENEN ADENTROOOOOOOOOOO” and “hijueputa puta”, which fits Bart’s irreverent, mischievous style. Their romantic/obsessive fangirl energy toward celebrities and footballers, such as “mi pookie dookie va a meter el penal” and “mi novio desde 2014 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦”, echoes Bart’s over-the-top crushes and fixations. They’re also melodramatic and self-aware about their emotions, saying things like “soy bien dramático” and “AMIGOS VOY. CAER EN DEPRESIÓN”, which fits Bart’s flair for exaggeration when things don’t go his way. Finally, their identity as a minor, hyperactive multifandom fan who yells about music, VMAs, and football—“esto de ser de multifandom es bien difícil” and “dios, patria y la sele”—feels much closer to Bart’s chaotic teen spirit than to more serious characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly share emotional reactions with lots of exclamation and interaction, like “busco mutuals para irnos a Barranquilla para ver el partido” and “busco eneve que me quiera (opcional) que haga un ship de enhypen conmigo (obligatorio)”, showing a desire for connection, mutuals, and shared experiences. Their interests suggest iNtuition (N) rather than Sensing: they live in fandom worlds and narratives—“DIOS MÍO, ME VAS A HCER ESTO A YO AL ADICTO A LAA HISTORIA” and “esto de ser de multifandom es bien difícil”—and often dramatize experiences instead of focusing on practical details. They are clearly Feeling (F): their language is highly emotional and relational, e.g., “me dijo que me quiere, lo quiero”, “hola, te amo con mi corazón desde que tengo 9”, and intense affection for idols like “James es el mejor jugador de Colombia y no lo pienso discutir”, prioritizing personal loyalty over objective debate. Finally, they lean Perceiving (P): they present themselves as dramatic and changeable—“soy bien dramático”, “odio tener bajones”—and their timeline is spontaneous bursts of enthusiasm (music, VMAs, football, crushes) rather than structured plans, even joking about long, unfulfilled expectations like “SE VIENE REP TV 🫦🫦🫦 (llevó diciendo eso desde 2021)”. Together, this high-energy, emotional, fandom-driven spontaneity fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you were ‘born to die’, but every time you tweet ‘DIOS MÍO’ about James or Sabrina I’m pretty sure you were born to stan… so, any chance I can be the next thing you overreact about?
- You share a birthday with your ‘ibas’ and still think the universe doesn’t love you—imagine telling people you also pulled the mutual who sends you Billie, Sabrina, Taylor, AND James edits on that same day.
- You’re multifandom, stressed about REP TV, screaming over VMAs, and still have energy left to lose your mind over James… if you can love that many people at once, I think there’s room on your TL for one more little obsession: me.
- You said ‘mi corazón es para Roan pero mi mente para Abrahams’ and that James is your boyfriend since 2014; I don’t want to replace anyone, just apply for the role of the dramatic Colombian mutual who sends you ‘amén’ and ‘dios mío’ at 3am when you can’t sleep.
- You were ready to tattoo James, thank Camilo Vargas for saving your life, and scream ‘VIVA COLOMBIA Y QUE VIVA FALCAO’—so if one día la vida te da la espalda, let it be como la de Dua, pero let me be the one in your DMs yelling ‘VAMOS MI NOVIA/O’ every time you post a selfie.
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Colombian minor. Multifandom heart (Swift, Billie, Sabrina, footy & James FC). Once watched a match so intense my cat started purring at the goal.– @doormids
Your signature cocktail
Born-to-Die Bubbly Multifan Fizz
This cocktail is fizzy and hyper to match the all-caps stanning of James and idols like in “JAMEESS” and “VAMOS JAMESITOOO”, but with a dark berry undercurrent for the melodramatic side that says “odio tener bajones” and “soy bien dramático”. Aguardiente is non‑negotiable—this is the “yo no pedí nacer en Colombia simplemente Dios me ama” and “VIVA COLOMBIA Y QUE VIVA FALCAO” in liquid form. The coffee bitters are for the exhausted stan who tweets “quiero dormir” but still stays up screaming “DIOS MÍO” at every performance and goal. The lime and sugar rim capture the sweet-sour chaos of a multifandom soul who says “esto de ser de multifandom es bien difícil” while simultaneously crying over Taylor, Sabrina, Billie, and k‑pop biases. Overall, it’s strong enough to match the energy of “hijueputa puta” during matches yet playful and sparkling like “holi, hoy es mi cumpleaños 🥳🥳”, perfectly fitting a minor whose bio claims they were “⠀we born to die” but is clearly here to live loudly online.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor energy through intense passion, impulsive reactions, and a clear hero/football-complex. Their emotional, almost self-sacrificial attachment to their team and idols comes through in tweets like “DIOSITOOOOL GANAMSLS” and “AMIGOS VOY. CAER EN DEPRESIÓN”, where they dramatize victories and losses as if everything is on the line. They also display a bold, unfiltered attitude and willingness to curse and shout publicly, as in “JUEPUTA” and “hijueputa puta”, which aligns with Gryffindor’s impulsive, confrontational side. The way they elevate figures like James Rodríguez into heroic status in “James es el mejor jugador de Colombia y no lo pienso discutir” and “mi novio desde 2014 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦” shows that they gravitate toward champions and see themselves emotionally on the field with them. Combined with their self-description as dramatic in “soy bien dramático” and high-intensity reactions like “me va a dar algo”, their temperament and values fit Gryffindor far better than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.
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nothing new (Taylor’s Version) [feat. Phoebe Bridgers] - Taylor Swift
A song that suits them best is nothing new (Taylor’s Version) [feat. Phoebe Bridgers] by Taylor Swift, because it balances dramatic melancholy with fangirl passion. Their bio, “⠀⠀⠀⠀;⠀⠀we born to die,” and tweets like "odio tener bajones" and "supongo que es así" reflect a sensitive, introspective side that fits the song’s themes of growing up, insecurity, and emotional lows. At the same time, they live intensely through the artists they love: "muy feliz por los VMAs porque era lo único que me animaba el año pasado" and "hola, te amo con mi corazón desde que tengo 9" show how music and idols have carried them through rough times, just like the song grapples with finding meaning and validation. Their multifandom chaos and dramatic caps-lock reactions – "RAUW DIOS MÍO", "VAMOS BILLIE", "REP TV ESTA MAS CERCA QUE LO VEMOS" – parallel the emotional highs and lows in the track. And as a self-described minor who is already nostalgic and dramatic about life, their perspective lines up closely with the song’s focus on fear of change, losing innocence, and feeling too much, too young.
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