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The user's struggles and rebellious nature bear similarities to Bart Simpson's character. Like Bart, they seem to be going through a phase of acting out and engaging in self-destructive behaviors, as seen in tweets mentioning substance abuse and suicidal ideation. Additionally, their anger and resentment towards an ex-partner could be likened to Bart's defiant attitude towards authority figures. However, just as Bart often learns valuable lessons and shows glimpses of growth, the user's desire for self-improvement and occasional moments of hope suggest they too have the potential for positive change.

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An unapologetic soul baring their struggles with mental health, existential crises, and the depths of human pain. Sometimes dark, sometimes hopeful, but always searingly honest. (Content Warning: mentions of self-harm, suicide ideation)– @doratequiero

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Based on the user's tweets, the Slytherin house would be a fitting match. They display a strong sense of self-preservation and a willingness to embrace darker impulses, as seen in quotes like 'Como esto vaya a peor si que me mato fr' and 'Tengo un kink con sangrar, lo siento.' Additionally, their anger and resentment towards an ex-partner, evident in tweets such as 'Cada vez que te veo me apetece apuñalarme la tráquea delante de ti y traumarte para toda la vida,' aligns with Slytherin's reputation for ambition and a tendency towards vengeance. However, the user also exhibits traits of resilience and a desire for self-improvement, suggesting they could find a way to channel their Slytherin qualities in a more positive direction.

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The raw, introspective lyrics of 'Hurt' by Nine Inch Nails capture the user's emotional turmoil and struggles with self-loathing and suicidal ideation. Lines like 'You can have it all, my empire of dirt / I will let you down, I will make you hurt' echo the user's tweets expressing feelings of worthlessness and a desire for self-destruction, such as 'Soy del montón hermano, un mediocre, un don nadie, bueno para nada, no se me da nada bien, todo lo que hago es mid, no destaco en nada, especial para nadie, sustituible, reemplazable, un asco, olvidable, intercambiable.' However, the song's ultimate message of redemption and finding the strength to go on could also resonate with the user's occasional glimpses of hope and resilience.

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