Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intense Loyalty: Expresses extreme devotion to their partner, comparing it to being “frank iero level obsessed”.
- Social Awareness: Advocates for the correct use of terminology regarding serious topics like “RAPE” and condemns inappropriate jokes.
- Self-Deprecating Humor: Willingly pokes fun at their own online presence, describing themselves as a “nothing burger”.
- Political Principles: Values shared ethics in relationships, emphasizing the importance of matching “political opinions” regarding human rights.
- Musical Passion: Shows deep dedication to interests, such as listening to America by Simon and Garfunkel “500 times in the past week”.
Weaknesses:
- Relationship Insecurity: Frequently questions their partner’s feelings, asking if they “hate me” over minor things like reading fanfiction.
- Academic Disinterest: Admits to being distracted in school, posting that “this class boring as hell” while scrolling Twitter.
- Oversharing Tendencies: Publicly broadcasts personal struggles, including “crashing out” on private accounts and skin-picking urges.
- Rage Baiting: Admits to intentionally antagonizing others for reactions, like “baiting religious people” on Easter.
- Guilt-Driven Attachment: Believes love requires being “nauseous with guilt” for days if they upset their partner.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Ashton embodies the intellectual, socially conscious, and emotionally intense spirit of Lisa Simpson, often feeling a sense of moral responsibility toward others. They express strong opinions on political and social issues, similar to Lisa's activism, notably stating that “dating people with the same political opinions as you is so important”. Ashton also shares Lisa’s habit of overthinking relationships and social dynamics, exemplified when they admit, “i need to know every thought everyones ever had about me or ill explode”. Despite their sharp wit and irony, they possess a deeply sensitive side that can lead to being overwhelmed by their own feelings, much like Lisa’s existential struggles, as seen when they ask, “you ever love someone so much it hurts”. Ultimately, their blend of niche interests and a desire to be understood by their peers mirrors Lisa's journey as the misunderstood smart kid.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Ashton exhibits Extroversion (E) through a high volume of interactive posting and a desire for external validation, asking “chat do i have rizz” and admitting a need to “know every thought everyones ever had about me”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their surreal humor and abstract observations, such as pondering if there is “something more sinister and transgender” about them. They lean toward Feeling (F), frequently expressing intense emotional states like being “nauseous with guilt” or crying over various media and social interactions. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in their spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness posting style and a self-described “monkey mind” that jumps between niche interests and daily whims.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the 'America' by Simon & Garfunkel? Because I could listen to you on repeat 500 times a week and never get bored.
- Is your name Frank Iero? Because I'm feeling a level of obsession that’s slightly 'stupid dog' and definitely sinisterly transgender.
- I promise I’m not like your chemistry teacher—I’ll keep a respectful distance, unless you want to run away with me to an MCR show.
- Are you a hit TikTok about burgers? Because you’ve got me 'burgering' with excitement and I definitely want to share the class with you.
- If we were in a movie together, I’d be the one asking 'who's that' every five seconds, just so I have an excuse to keep talking to you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Massachusetts-based student and music enthusiast. From analyzing the ethics of sitcoms to debating the merits of mid-2000s DVDs, I’m rarely quiet and always curious.– @doublefknvmprs
Your signature cocktail
The Frank Iero Level Obsession
This cocktail is a vibrant, experimental mess that perfectly captures a user who is “frank iero level obsessed with my girlfriend” and ready to be “shaking my bob in a gerard way”. The neon blue and sour apple reflect their Gen Z 'nothing burger' energy, while the spicy mezcal honors their habit of posting “just to rage bait religious people”. Topped with silver glitter for that MCR/PTV stage flair and a mini burger garnish because they “got a hit tiktok and its about burgers”, this drink is for someone who is “awesome maxxing” through a chaotic week.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Ashton exhibits classic Gryffindor traits by being fiercely vocal about their moral principles and protective of their loved ones. They show a defiant streak when calling out injustice, such as stating “ITS RAPE. SAY RAPE. YOU CAN SAY RAPE.” or challenging political apathy by noting the importance of “dating people with the same political opinions... imagine saying 'fuck ice' and your partner genuinely does not agree with you”. Their impulsiveness is evident in their self-described “crashing out” and tendency to “rage bait religious people” for the thrill of the reaction. Ultimately, their intense loyalty to their girlfriend—described as being “frank iero level obsessed”—and their raw, unfiltered emotional honesty align them perfectly with the house of the brave and the bold.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
Given Ashton's deep obsession with the band—noting they are “seeing mcr + ptv 8/13” and often posting about members like “mikey way” and “frank iero”—the high-energy anthem Teenagers is the perfect fit. The song’s themes of adolescent rebellion and institutional distrust mirror Ashton’s school experiences, such as when they tweet, “this class boring as hell” or recount an uncomfortable encounter where a teacher should “get the fuck away from me”. As a self-proclaimed “6teen” year-old who uses humor to cope with authority and social dynamics, they embody the chaotic, emo-adjacent energy the track celebrates. Their frequent 'crashing out' and hyperbolic commentary align with the song’s loud, defiant spirit.
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