Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Radical Honesty: Openly shares personal struggles and "post my illnesses as i please" without fear of judgment.
- Artistic Passion: Expresses a strong drive to "start drawing again" and creates themed fan art.
- Affectionate Partner: Frequently posts about how "cute" their boyfriend is and expresses deep appreciation for him.
- Community Engagement: Actively participates in subcultures like mcrtwt and enjoys "making bracelets" for others.
- Style Conscious: Takes pride in personal aesthetics, from "new hair" to frequent "fit check" updates.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Self-Harm: Expresses distress when "parents took away ur blades" and admits to relapsing.
- Disordered Eating: Adheres to dangerous habits like a "two day fast" and tracks a very low BMI.
- Suicidal Ideation: Explicitly states they are "feeling suicidal" and wants the disorder to kill them.
- Physical Neglect: Ignores serious health warning signs like having "havent gotten my period since december".
- Impulsive Behavior: Admits to "makimg a shitty ass decision" by contacting ex-friends out of boredom.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Kieran is deeply creative and intellectually inclined, frequently sharing his passion for music, “drawing emo poniesss”, and DIY projects like “makimg bracelets”. He shares Lisa's rebellious streak and strong political leanings, openly challenging others on the “ideologies of communism” and institutional systems. However, much like Lisa’s darker episodes involving perfectionism and body image, Kieran struggles with an intense, self-admitted “eating disorder” and feelings of isolation. This reflects the Lisa who often feels like an outsider, desperately trying to find her place while “feeling suicidal” or overwhelmed by the world around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Kieran exhibits Introversion through a preference for solitary, internal struggles and niche online subcultures, once even “going priv bcz wtf u mean i have 1000 ppl following me”. The Intuitive trait is seen in his focus on identity and abstract emotional states, such as when he wonders if it “matter[s]” to label his gender while preoccupied with his disorder. His Feeling nature is dominant, as his posts are deeply rooted in raw emotion and interpersonal sensitivity, notably when he writes, “im going to let this disorder genuinely kill me and i feel sorry”. Finally, his Perceiving side shows in a spontaneous, disorganized lifestyle, often making impulsive choices like “ended it a day early cuz i lowk dgaf” regarding his plans.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the MCR reunion? Because I’ve been waiting since 2026 for something this iconic to happen to my life.
- I promise I’m way more 'bouncy and creamy' than a bowl of oatmeal—want to skip the fast and grab dinner with me instead?
- Forget the kids' cutlery; I’d rather we share a full-sized meal, though I promise to be just as cute as a set of tiny spoons.
- Is your name Gerard? Because you’ve got me 'Foundations of Decay' levels of obsessed and I’m ready to start a roleplay about us.
- You can stop crossing your fingers while you walk—you've already burned through all my defenses without even trying.
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Your new Twitter bio
Passionate about post-hardcore music and digital illustration. I enjoy collecting vintage-style cutlery and tracking my fitness goals. Always down to chat MCR.– @downtothemorgue
Your signature cocktail
The 88lb Bitter-Sweet Rescue
This experimental drink captures Kieran’s 'post hxc' aesthetic, using muddled blackberries to match the dark 'forbidden side' of his hair. The extra-dry gin reflects his intense commitment to 'lowk just starving,' while the edible glitter nods to his love for "emo poniesss" and MLP. Despite the bitter notes of his struggles, a splash of sweetness represents the moments he feels "bf pilled" and happy. It is served with a tiny spoon because, as he says, "is it so wrong to want kids cutlery,,,theyre so cute". Finally, the high-proof strength mirrors his blunt honesty when he declares, "i post my illnesses as i please".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Kieran exhibits a strong focus on self-preservation and the pursuit of specific, calculated goals, primarily centered around his physical appearance and personal control. His ambition is reflected in his rigid discipline regarding weight targets, stating, “i just want to starve and starve and starve and starve and starve until i die”. He shows a certain level of cunning and pride in his methods, at one point declaring, “i post my illnesses as i please”, which demonstrates an unapologetic, self-determined worldview. Furthermore, his resourcefulness is seen in how he navigates his environment to maintain his lifestyle, such as when he decides to “lowk just lay there in complete anguish” after his parents took his blades, showing a dark but persistent resolve. Ultimately, his intensely internal focus and desire for total autonomy over his own body align most closely with the traits of a Slytherin.
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Your song
The Foundations of Decay - My Chemical Romance
Kieran is a dedicated fan of the band, even claiming that “the foundations of decay lowk mcrs best somg on their discography”. The song’s dark, anthemic exploration of physical and mental exhaustion mirrors his tweets about his eating disorder, such as when he says, “im going to let this disorder genuinely kill me and i feel sorry”. Its themes of decay and 'building a body' align with his preoccupation with his physical form and his desire to “starve and starve and starve and starve and starve until i die”. Ultimately, the track's dramatic post-hardcore sound perfectly captures the 'post hxc' and 'mcrtwt' aesthetic that defines his online presence.
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