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Your Simpsons character
The overall mix of irreverence, trolling, and genuine affection beneath the sarcasm lines up most with Bart Simpson. This user constantly makes chaotic, joking remarks about fandoms and media, like blaming fans with, “En algun punto los jugadores de Genshin y Honkai van a aceptar que lo que tienen ese envidia”, which mirrors Bart’s teasing attitude toward others. They enjoy edgy humor and baiting, e.g. calling out misandry with, “Esto ya es otro nivel de misandría”, and making over-the-top threats like, “Recuerden gente, si no regalan a Zhao, tomaremos Jerusalen”, very much in Bart’s prank-war spirit. At the same time, there’s a softer, loyal side similar to Bart’s hidden kindness: they talk affectionately about their girlfriend, “En mi caso mi novia es la que mira a otras mujeres y me pide que la acompañe a mirar 🤨”, and defend relationships that grow from friendship, as in “no entiendo que tiene de malo enamorarse de un amigo”. The combination of horny jokes, media obsession, and emotional honesty fits Bart far better than the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E) because they constantly engage with discourse, bait, and fandom drama, clearly energized by interaction and debate rather than quiet observation, e.g. hyping streams and community memes like “#zzzero #zzzSpecialProgram Vamos adelante a por esa versión 2.5 que se ve prometedora” and openly talking about their relationship: “En mi caso mi novia es la que mira a otras mujeres y me pide que la acompañe a mirar 🤨”. They read as iNtuitive (N) given how often they jump from specific situations to broader patterns or social commentary, such as criticizing fandom behavior and industry trends in “Por este tipo de personas es que ya los mangakas actuales tienen miedo de avanzar sus obras…” and their meta take on education systems in “¿A nadie mas le parece tremenda estupidez sistematica el que tengas que elegir la carrera…?”. Their style is strongly Thinking (T): arguments are blunt, analytical, and principle-focused, even when sexual or emotional topics are involved, for example “AMIGA, SI LE QUIERES CHUPAR LA PIJA A UN HOMBRE FICTICIO DILO Y YA, AQUÍ TODOS SOMOS PAJEROS…” and “Realmente no, no quisiera incomodar a una persona asexual… ese ambito sexual llegará en algun punto”, prioritizing straightforward reasoning over tact. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their tweets are spontaneous reactions, jokes, and rants rather than structured plans, and they embrace flexibility and chaos in gacha games and media releases, as seen in their playful acceptance of luck like “Como a mi me salió early no opino” and chaotic humor in “Se cancela la invasión a Jerusalén”. Overall, the mix of high-energy debate, abstract meta-commentary, sharp logical bluntness, and improvisational attitude aligns best with ENTP, the argumentative, idea-driven debater type.

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21 • Anime, films & gacha analyst-in-training. Once pulled my fave unit at 1% odds and used the luck to argue about storytelling ever since.– @Dr_akey

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with a spiced rum shot for the unapologetically horny, brutally honest energy of lines like “AMIGA, SI LE QUIERES CHUPAR LA PIJA A UN HOMBRE FICTICIO DILO Y YA, AQUÍ TODOS SOMOS PAJEROS Y PUNTO” and “Dejen a la gente pajera ser pajera dios santo”. The matcha/green tea layer nods to the anime–gamer otaku side and Japanese references in the bio and timeline, from Deku and Naruto to MHA and more, like “En que momento se ve a Deku estando obsesionado con otro hombre?”. Grapefruit juice with salt brings a bitter‑salty sarcasm that fits rants about fandoms, media, and life choices, such as “¿A nadie mas le parece tremenda estupidez sistematica el que tengas que elegir la carrera…”. A dash of chili captures the aggressive shitposting and threats tipo “Recuerden gente, si no regalan a Zhao, tomaremos Jerusalen”. Finally, the cotton‑candy soda/lemonade top reflects his soft, romantic core that shows up when habla de su novia y relaciones, like “Así empezamos mi novia y yo, checa eso” and “no tendría a la chica mas maravillosa de todas en mi vida”, making the drink loud, chaotic, but secretly sweet.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are boldness, blunt honesty, and a willingness to charge straight into conflict, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor. They routinely call things out in a very direct, confrontational way, like when they mock insecure homophobes in “Imagina ser tan inseguro de ti mismo que ni a una banca de colores puedes sentarte” and rail against people who misread scenes in media in “Odio como malinterpretan esta escena...”. They’re also unafraid to take firm stances even if they’re socially risky or controversial, as in “Esto ya es otro nivel de misandría” and “Dejen a la gente pajera ser pajera dios santo...”, where they defend both men and women’s sexuality against judgment. At the same time, they show a protective, almost heroic streak toward people or works they love: defending IT as non-racist in “IT es todo menos racista, el devora a todos por igual” and standing up for Rebecca Sugar in “ningún fan de Hora de Aventura... hablaría mal de Rebecca Sugar”. While they are analytical at times, the dominant pattern is passionate, impulsive, values-driven outbursts rather than detached calculation, which is classic Gryffindor energy.

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A song that best fits @Dr_akey is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it channels cynical humor, frustration with social norms, and a bit of theatrical overreaction—just like their timeline. They constantly mock societal expectations and adult hypocrisy, for example when they say “¿A nadie mas le parece tremenda estupidez sistematica el que tengas que elegir la carrera en la que probablemente trabajarás durante todo lo que quede de vida teniendo apenas entre 16 a 18 años?”. Their blunt, often aggressive way of calling things out, like “Esto ya es otro nivel de misandría” and “No se como puede existir gente tan desvergonzada”, matches the song’s rebellious, fed‑up tone. At the same time, they show genuine emotion and attachment—to their girlfriend and their favorite media—such as “De haber hecho caso a un consejo asi actualmente no tendría a la chica mas maravillosa de todas en mi vida”, which mirrors the vulnerable side hidden under the loud attitude in the song. The mix of sarcasm, pop‑culture obsession, and defiant personality makes Teenagers feel like it could be playing behind their entire feed.

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