Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Family appreciation: Expresses deep gratitude and love for their mother, such as when she bought “carnival makeup pens” for their hobbies.
- Creative spirit: Engages in unique subcultures like Gyaru and enjoys artistic activities such as “turning pics creepy” of people they dislike.
- Community safety conscious: Actively tries to keep their space safe by asking followers to “tell me if I follow a dark/proshipper”.
- Openly communicative: Willingly shares personal struggles and interests, ranging from their “Deadpool yume” to medical issues.
- Cultural curiosity: Enthusiastically tries new things and shares the experience, like their “FIRST TIME EATING HERSHEY'S”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive behavior: Frequently posts about self-harm, including “Cutting while watching horror videos” and using box cutters.
- Impulsive safety risks: Shows a dangerous lack of caution regarding health, such as asking if “mouthwash safe to drink?”.
- Minor shoplifting: Admitted to a habit where they “used to steal little wooden spoons” from a local grocery store.
- Severe insecurity: Constantly seeks external validation, explicitly pleading “Guys pls like me” while labeling themselves a loser.
- Poor coping mechanisms: Struggles with healthy emotional regulation, such as when they “ate so much I threw up” due to stress.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, @Dr_Housedr is a mischievous teenager who struggles with school and authority, evidenced by his boast that “I used to steal little wooden spoons from the salts in our local rewe”. He shares Bart’s chaotic energy and tendency to get into trouble with his parents, specifically when “My dad is freaking out and screaming at me cuz I don't wanna add him on discord”. His frequent use of shock humor and edginess, such as declaring “I wanna be someone's dumb puppy boy, please, I'm gonna bark too I swear”, mirrors Bart’s desire for attention through rebellion. Ultimately, both personalities revolve around a mix of juvenile delinquency, a love for pop culture, and an underlying vulnerability regarding their social standing and family life.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Daisuke leans toward Extroversion, openly seeking social validation by asking “What am I to u???” and inviting followers into a digital family. Their Intuitive side is shown through a focus on fictional 'yumeshipping' and abstract fears, like the habit of checking “behind the bathtub Curtain... scared that one day someone or something stands there”. As a Feeling type, their posts are highly emotional and reactive, ranging from deep affection for their mother to intense distress when they “just ate so much I threw up”. Finally, they exhibit Perceiving traits through a spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle, admitting to following people “blindly” and frequently posting about boredom and unplanned antics.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my favorite gyaru makeup? Because I'd never forget your nose thing, even if I was as distracted as a high school girl blushing at the Joker.
- I promise I’m more reliable than a box cutter from your dad—I'll always be sharp enough to notice you and I'd never leave you feeling like a 'loser'.
- Forget Pennywise, you're the only one I want to see when I check behind my bathtub curtain every night.
- I’m no Deadpool, but I’d definitely let you yumeship with me—no irl friend needed to tell you that we’re a 'silly' good match.
- If you’re looking for a puppy boy to bark for you, I’m ready to volunteer—I promise I’m way better than a dry text and I’ll never make you feel like you did something wrong.
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Your new Twitter bio
Aspiring linguist and Taekwondo alum. Ask me about the local cuisine or the time I accidentally stole wooden spoons from a salt display. Gyaruo style enthusiast.– @Dr_Housedr
Your signature cocktail
The Derry Gyaruo’s Blue Voodoo
This experimental, high-energy cocktail captures Daisuke’s chaotic yet endearing life. The Blue Curaçao reflects their “About to get blue hair” transformation, while the sour grape liqueur nods to their culinary curiosity: “Are grapes supposed so taste sour?”. The dark, herbal Jagermeister honors their German heritage and the “voodoo doll” they received for their 17th birthday. To finish, edible glitter represents the sparkle of their “Gyaruo nose thing” makeup, and a cherry on top serves as a 'treat' for a self-proclaimed “puppy boy” who just wants to be liked.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Daisuke embodies the Hufflepuff spirit through an intense focus on community, loyalty, and the nurturing of interpersonal bonds. They demonstrate an open-hearted desire for connection, explicitly asking followers, “What am I to u???” and declaring that “All yes ALL of my oomfs are now my family,” showcasing the house's signature inclusivity. Their loyalty is further proven by their concern for their partner, fearing they are a “bad bf” because they haven't texted enough, as well as their deep appreciation for their mother's support, stating, “she literally said 'it's for ur Gyaru nose thing' 🥹 I love her sm”. Ultimately, their tendency to “follow back blindly” highlights a trusting and fair-minded nature that is quintessential to the Hufflepuff house.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
This song perfectly encapsulates the user's struggle with adolescent identity, body image, and self-harm within the 'shedtwt' subculture. Daisuke explicitly documents their self-destructive habits, noting, “I’m genuinely such a loser, I can't cut with a box cutter AT ALL”, which mirrors the song's themes of feeling like a 'waste of a person.' Their focus on appearance as a 'gyaruo' and obsession with calories, seen when they post “Just found out Hershey's chocolate is 522 cals”, aligns with the track's exploration of eating disorders and the pressure to be perfect. Additionally, the juxtaposition of their 'puppy boy' persona and their darker reality of “Cutting while watching horror videos on YouTube” reflects the song's longing for a lost youth while being mired in mental health struggles.
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