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The user displays a pattern of self‑deprecation and insecurity, constantly calling themselves a loser and expressing pessimism, similar to Milhouse’s frequent self‑labeling as a 'loser' (e.g., 'Yeah.. I’m a loser heh 😎'). Their obsession with gaming, Discord, and meme culture mirrors Milhouse’s nerdy interests and his habit of hanging out with friends online, as shown in tweets like 'my favorite activity is to take part in hate watching the enemy that killed me in a game'. The user’s volatile mood swings—celebrating tiny victories such as 'I FINALLY UNBANNED MY PAYPAL AFTER 4 YEARS...' and then lamenting 'my eyes are burning but at least it looks cute'—reflect Milhouse’s tendency to oscillate between brief enthusiasm and depressive self‑critique. Their use of profanity and edgy humor ('im becoming more and more pessimistic and negative sorry guys', 'time to rot!') also aligns with Milhouse’s awkward attempts to appear cool while feeling insecure. Overall, the blend of nerdy gaming focus, frequent self‑deprecation, and a mix of hopeful bursts and gloomy commentary matches Milhouse Van Houten best.

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The frequent, outward‑facing posts such as 'gonna grab all my canadian oomfs and we all gonna move in the same house fuck it' show an extraverted, socially‑seeking style. The user focuses on concrete, sensory details – 'my eyes are burning but at least it looks cute' and 'so cold when i step outside any moisture on my face just freezes up instantly' – indicating a sensing preference. Their language is driven by personal feelings and values, as seen in 'im becoming more and more pessimistic and negative sorry guys' and 'man, thinking about it, im such a shallow person, sorry y'all', reflecting a feeling orientation. The spontaneous, unplanned nature of tweets like 'im just gonna start schizo posting' and 'imma start speaking french to everyone now' points to a perceiving attitude.

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Canadian gamer & meme connoisseur, survived a 4-yr PayPal ban, loves Mac DeMarco, hardbass loading screens, and crafting AC furniture.– @Dr_JacKOKO

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This drink captures Dr_JacKOKO's mix of bitter sarcasm and fleeting optimism. The base of Canadian rye whiskey and maple syrup nods to their Canadian roots and the occasional sweet line like 'im so jolly rn' while the cold brew coffee reflects the burning eyes they mention: 'my eyes are burning but at least it looks cute'. A dash of absinthe adds a dark, almost nihilistic edge that mirrors the tweet 'im becoming more and more pessimistic and negative sorry guys' and the feeling of 'time to rot!'. The spicy chili syrup gives a punch of chaotic energy, echoing the frantic gaming moments like 'execute torb, execute orisa, execute hazard, execute tracer' and the frantic 'WDYM THEY NERFED REIN???'. Finally, a light frothy top reminds them of the occasional French flair, as they say 'C’est bon', making the cocktail both bitter and oddly comforting.

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The user frequently showcases ambition and a self‑serving mindset, such as bragging about unlocking $500 after unbanning PayPal: 'I FINALLY UNBANNED MY PAYPAL AFTER 4 YEARS ... FREE 500$'. They also demonstrate a cunning desire to manipulate resources, offering to get gifts for others if it's 'EASY for me to get it for you' and promising 'maybe Santa gonna knock'. Their aggressive, control‑oriented gaming language – 'execute torb, execute orisa, execute hazard, execute tracer' – reflects a ruthless drive for dominance. Additionally, they enjoy watching enemies suffer, saying 'my favorite activity is to take part in hate watching the enemy that killed me in a game'. These traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to pursue personal advantage align closely with Slytherin values.

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The song "Creep" by Radiohead captures the user's self‑deprecating, alienated vibe, as they repeatedly describe themselves as a loser and a freak, feeling out of place. Their tweet "im becoming more and more pessimistic and negative sorry guys" and "my tl on freak mode today i do not claim it" echo the song's refrain "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" and the sense of not belonging. Their admission "yeah.. I'm a loser heh 😎" aligns directly with the lyric "I don't belong here" and the overall melancholy of the track. The recurring theme of darkness, such as "time to rot!", further emphasizes the bleak, introspective mood that the song conveys.

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