dr_kalahari
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His excitement for concerts like 'IM SEEING SMOKEDOPE IN IRELAND THEN UNWOUND IN MY CITY THEN BLADEE IN DALLAS' shows his enthusiasm for music and live events.
- Humorous: Tweets like 'Love it when someone walks into a bathroom and says “smells like shit”' reveal his absurd and satirical humor.
- Creative: He surrounds himself with unique projects, like his friend's Zabuza sword made from a canoe: 'Friend made a zabuza sword out of a canoe.'
- Sentimental: His reflection on his mom’s lock screen being a picture of him and his brother shows his sentimental side: 'For a long time my mom's lock screen was me and my brother.'
- Supportive: He encourages self-expression at concerts, tweeting 'FUCK CRINGE CULTURE. DANCE AT SHOWS. HAVE FUN.'
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Getting so high he had to relearn how to touch things shows a tendency to indulge impulsively: 'One time I got so high at this girls apartment.'
- Overcritical: His critique of Fallout fans as 'fascists' or 'whiny poopy pants' shows a tendency to be overly judgmental: 'Hate fallout fans.'
- Obsessive: His annual three-day Clipping discography listen suggests a fixation on certain rituals: 'Annual 3 day clipping discography listen has begun.'
- Sarcastic: His tweet 'Woke Radiohead be like: Pablo HERney' shows a sharp sarcasm that could alienate some people.
- Distracted: His tweet about Baldurs Gate 3 praise ('Guess I have to get it now') shows a tendency to get caught up in trends easily.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Brony’s absurd humor and rebellious streak mirror Bart Simpson’s personality. Tweets like 'i be up late callin mfs gormless on various pieces of parchment' evoke Bart’s mischievous antics. His disdain for cringe culture ('FUCK CRINGE CULTURE') aligns with Bart’s anti-authority attitude. Both share a love for quirky creativity and an ability to turn the mundane into something memorable.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Brony’s introspective and creative nature suggests INFP. His sentimental tweet about Jane Remover’s evolution ('hearing her evolution in real time') reflects deep feelings and personal connection. His disdain for cringe culture ('FUCK CRINGE CULTURE') shows a belief in authenticity and individuality. His quirky humor, like 'LeBron x Steph Curry yaoi get down from there,' fits the imaginative traits of INFPs. He values creativity and self-expression, hallmarks of this personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Bladee vinyl? Because you just arrived and made my day.
- Are you a gorilla lamp? Because you light up my life in the quirkiest way.
- Are you a concert? Because I’d cross cities just to see you.
- Are you a Death Note one-shot? Because I’d reread you forever.
- Are you a Zabuza sword made from a canoe? Because you’re uniquely amazing!
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Music fiend | Gorilla lamp owner | Concert hopper | Quirky humorist with a love for niche pop culture | Proud supporter of dancing at shows | RYM goon sesh enthusiast!– @dr_kalahari
Your signature cocktail
Gorilla Glow
The 'Gorilla Glow' reflects Brony’s quirky and vibrant personality. Rum adds a laid-back vibe, while pineapple juice gives it a tropical twist, echoing his fun-loving nature ('FUCK CRINGE CULTURE. DANCE AT SHOWS. HAVE FUN.'). Blue Curacao and edible glitter mimic the glow of his gorilla lamp, a unique identifier. It’s a drink as bold and creative as he is.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Brony’s supportive and creative nature aligns with Hufflepuff values. His encouragement to 'DANCE AT SHOWS. HAVE FUN.' shows his belief in community and joy. His quirky ownership of a gorilla lamp and his dedication to listening to Clipping annually reflect the loyalty and eccentricity Hufflepuffs are known for. Unlike Ravenclaws, his creativity is more playful than intellectual, and he lacks the ambition typical of Slytherins.
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Your song
Dance Yrself Clean - LCD Soundsystem
Brony’s encouragement to 'DANCE AT SHOWS. HAVE FUN.' perfectly matches the upbeat yet introspective vibe of 'Dance Yrself Clean.' The song’s mix of electronic and emotional tones aligns with Brony’s passion for music and his quirky personality. His love for concerts and niche genres makes this track a fitting anthem for his life.
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