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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best: both are principled, outspoken, and artsy young women who vent about injustice and social issues just like her tweets, e.g., “vai tomar no cu normalizaram ser racista nazi transfobico na internet tmncc” and “liberdade pro povo preto”, mirroring Lisa’s activism. Lisa’s intense emotions and academic drive echo this user’s chemistry-study stress in “meu cérebro derreteu pós estudos de química entrego nas mãos de deus e fé”. Her passionate fandoms (The Sims, Chappell Roan, Melanie) align with Lisa’s nerdy enthusiasms, reflected in “ô gente eu amo the sims” and “eu te amo chappell roan”. Lisa’s sensitive heart and devotion to loved ones match tweets like “o quão lésbica eu sou? ... eu CHOREI por ela ser tão bonita” and “sapatao ao ponto de chorar pq minha mulher estava mt bonita ontem”. The mix of earnestness, anxiety, cultural obsessions, and moral outrage all scream Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): despite having friends and a girlfriend, most posts are introspective or emotionally venting, like “eu sei que vai passar e vai melhorar, mas porra, eu odeio essa fase” and repeatedly talking about anxiety, crying, and therapy without seeking broad social attention. They show clear Intuition (N) with poetic/lyrical, imaginative language instead of concrete detail, often quoting songs like “hello i've waited here for you everlong”, “...and nothing else matters”, and “up on melaconly hill there's a plastic tree…”, and dramatizing feelings rather than describing practical facts. Their values-first, compassion-driven tone fits Feeling (F): they react strongly to injustice and morality, e.g. “vai tomar no cu normalizaram ser racista nazi transfobico na internet tmncc”, “>abro o tt >vejo lesbicas sendo transfobicas com mulheres trans >saio do tt”, and intense anger at objectification in “ô seu arrombado, objetificar mulher por só mostra o quão patético e miserável você é”. They seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they portray themselves as overwhelmed, messy, and emotionally reactive instead of structured or plan-oriented, with tweets like “eu sei que vai passar e vai melhorar, mas porra, eu odeio essa fase” and “meu cérebro derreteu pós estudos de química entrego nas mãos de deus e fé”, and their spontaneity in humor and fandom (The Sims, horror movies, music, crushes) suggests a flexible lifestyle over rigid planning. Overall, a sensitive, idealistic, emotional, and expressive inner world centered on relationships, values, and art aligns best with INFP.

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Chem nerd from Realengo. Moonlights as a Sims architect, cries at horror films, and swears the neighbor’s clock is straight out of FNAF.– @dracubella_zzz

Your signature cocktail
The açai cachaça channels her Realengo goth pride and the playful threat level in “vai tomar no cu aquecimento global”, while the chili-laced cold brew mirrors the ferocity behind “ô seu arrombado, objetificar mulher…”. Blackberry sage syrup sweetens the mix the same way she melts over her partner in “sapatao ao ponto de chorar pq minha mulher estava mt bonita ontem”. Finally, that charcoal coconut cream cloud echoes the spooky glam of “ô gente eu amo the sims (ela nao ta pronta ainda” and her love for experimental visuals.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is saturated with combative defenses of marginalized groups, such as blasting transfobia and misogyny in “ô seu arrombado, objetificar mulher...” and “vai tomar no cu normalizaram ser racista nazi transfobico...”; that fiery readiness to confront injustice is quintessentially Gryffindor. They routinely speak with fearless heat when calling out harmful behavior—see “ah se fuder todo mundo nessa porra...” and “o filho da puta consegue fazer mal pra ela...”—showing the impulsive valor associated with lions. Even in personal contexts, they lean into bold emotional declarations like “o quão lésbica eu sou?... eu CHOREI por ela ser tão bonita”, revealing heart-on-sleeve courage rather than calculated restraint. The tenor of their posts is consistently confrontational, impassioned, and driven by a hero-ish instinct to defend loved ones or ideals, leaving little doubt that Gryffindor is the best fit.

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Their timeline revolves around intense devotion to a partner, mirroring the song’s confessionals: “é sério a minha mulher é a mulher mais bonita que eu já vi ela é angelical”. Emotional vulnerability and romantic awe appear constantly, like “o quão lésbica eu sou? ... eu CHOREI por ela ser tão bonita e perfeitinha”, echoing the song’s tenderness. Even moments of anxiety and needing comfort—“to ansiosa ... preciso de beijinhos da minha mulher”—fit the track’s theme of finding solace in love. The lyrics’ balance of softness and raw honesty reflect how she talks about relationships, as in “sapatao ao ponto de chorar pq minha mulher estava mt bonita ontem (ela sempre tá”.

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