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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe of this account is closest to Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny, rebellious, and attention‑seeking but also clearly lonely and sensitive underneath. Like Bart, they lean heavily into edgy, sexual humor and mischief, with posts such as “Dick in bio 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑”, “Tbh I'm horny”, and “FUCK ME RN”. At the same time, they show emotional vulnerability and a desire for connection, echoing Bart’s rare but real soft side, in tweets like “HONESTLY IM LONELY I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO :(” and “Honestly I’m just lonely 😔”. Their impulsive, dramatic reactions to life events—such as “I can't take this shit anymore”, “Tbh I want to kms”, and getting doxxed then saying “I’m privating my account for indefinitely for my safety, fuck off people”—fit Bart’s flair for crisis and over-the-top responses. Even their mix of juvenile humor, online crushes, and chaotic fandom energy, shown in tweets like “My Twitter Crush is: @Skully_the_dog 😭” and “OMG I HIT 90 😭”, underlines a Bart-like combination of immature antics and genuine feelings.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraverted (E) tendencies: they constantly seek interaction, validation, and attention through followers, DMs, and spaces, e.g. “Who's horny 😏 dm me”, “NSFW Chat :3”, and celebratory posts like “HOLLLYY FUCK I HIT 100 FOLLOWERS”. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): tweets revolve around immediate bodily states, concrete events, and visual content rather than abstract or theoretical ideas, like “Guys I'm ill 🤧”, “I need my ass clapped”, and repeated #NewProfilePic posts. They lean Feeling (F) because decisions and reactions are driven by emotions and personal relationships—venting about loneliness and family, e.g. “HONESTLY IM LONELY I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO :(” and “My family are complete assholes”, plus affectionate shoutouts like “Tag a Few People who make you smile”. Their style is spontaneous and flexible, consistent with Perceiving (P): they frequently make impulsive posts like “FUCK ME RN”, change plans on the fly (e.g. debating privating, creating new accounts, or starting a Discord server: “Should I make a discord server 🤔”, “Would u guys be mad if I private this acc”), and show little evidence of long-term structured planning. Overall, their high-energy social presence, sensory and body-focused content, emotional expressiveness, and go-with-the-flow decision-making align best with ESFP.

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NSFW furry artist & chronic night owl. Autistic, gay, and surviving on doodles, flu meds, and weird neighbors. Adults only, minors get blocked.– @dragin_ass

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Spiced dark rum brings the horny chaos and NSFW edge of lines like “Tbh I'm horny” and “I need my ass clapped”, giving the drink a strong, slightly dangerous kick. Blue curaçao mirrors their Gengar/ghosty, furry aesthetic and the constant profile pic swapping in tweets like “#NewProfilePic”. Passion fruit juice captures the craving for connection and warmth behind posts like “HONESTLY IM LONELY I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO :(” and “Honestly I’m just lonely 😔”. Cherry syrup adds a sweet, dramatic flair that matches their over-the-top reactions like “YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES” and “HOLLLYY FUCK I HIT 100 FOLLOWERS”. The citrus soda and edible glitter on top represent their loud, meme-y, slightly unhinged energy from posts like “its 4 am, i havent slept” and their willingness to turn their whole timeline into a spectacle in “WARNING ⚠️ if your timeline is getting spammed with retweets of furry porn…”. This cocktail is bright, messy, sweet, and a little dangerous—just like their NSFW, oversharing, hyper-online persona announced in “This account is now my NSFW account”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong social loyalty and attachment to their online circle, calling others their "Twitter Family" and listing out parents, spouse, and children in a playful way in “👨👩👧👦 My Twitter Family: 👫 Parents: @Skully_the_dog @Janjauwu 👰 Spouse: @sylversketch 👶 Children: @shitpost_2077 @ThergDerg”. They also celebrate and uplift specific friends, like in “Who thinks @ShinyCroconawAD is cool (truth is he is)” and “Tag a Few People who make you smile @codysoyeah @bisexual_raven @kaijutheyoshi @Skully_the_dog @xkimura10 @Crype150”, which reflects a Hufflepuff-like focus on kindness and community. Their frustration with minors following their NSFW content in “why is there minors following my shit bro, like seriously this is not funny at all, read my bio” and the firm boundary in their bio about blocking minors shows a sense of fairness and responsibility rather than pure edginess. Even when they are lonely or struggling, such as in “HONESTLY IM LONELY I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO :(”, they reach out for connection instead of posturing as aloof or superior. Overall, their defining traits are loyalty to friends, a desire for companionship, and a concern for others’ well-being and boundaries—hallmarks of Hufflepuff more than the ambition of Slytherin or the heroism of Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for @dragin_ass is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures chaotic emotion, frustration, and rebellion all at once. They swing between horny shitposting like “Tbh I'm horny” and “FUCK ME RN”, and raw vulnerability such as “HONESTLY IM LONELY I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO :(” and “Tbh I want to kms”. The song’s theme of feeling alienated and overwhelmed by others’ judgment matches their posts about harassment and privacy, like “At this time, I was doxxed, I’m privating my account for indefinitely for my safety, fuck off people” and “why is there minors following my shit bro, like seriously this is not funny at all, read my bio”. At the same time, they care deeply about community and online friends, shown in “Tag a Few People who make you smile” and their playful "family" post “My Twitter Family”, echoing the song’s mix of anger at the world and camaraderie with a chosen crowd.

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