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The user’s constant anxiety about school and feeling out of place – 'idk why i’m having this anxiety to not go to college i really don’t want to go i hope i don’t go i don’t even have any reasons but i still my chest is heating up with the thought that i will have to go tomorrow but i dont want to aghghhhh idk' – mirrors Milhouse’s nervousness about school. Their struggle to make friends – 'yaar how do you even make friends?? the people i tried talking to were nice but already have their own groups 😭 and i made it worse by just sitting there smiling saying nothing cuz i couldn’t even hear what they were talking about 😭' – is a classic Milhouse trait. The self‑deprecating humor and oscillation between sadness and goofy energy – 'i literally can’t stay sad for long like ahh i am sad but my personality will confuse you because i will stilll be hyper and goofy' – fits Milhouse’s insecure yet comic personality. The occasional dramatic proclamation of being the danger while still feeling insecure – 'donkeyy is not in danger donkeyy is the danger' – reflects Milhouse’s tendency to overreact in a humorous way.

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Their extraverted style is clear from frequent, outwardly emotional posts like 'bro i can never be non chalant 😭😭 i’m the most chalant est creature alive every emotion shows up on my face😭😭', sharing personal feelings openly. Their sensing preference shows in concrete, sensory details such as 'dosa done uttapam burger done pizza done ice cream done cup noodles done kinder joy done ate vadapav ate aalu chaat panipuri done', focusing on present experiences. Their feeling orientation is evident in statements of emotion, for example 'i’m hurt yaar' and 'i’m so sad', indicating decisions driven by personal values and feelings. Their perceiving nature appears in spontaneous, unstructured posts like 'sleep will not let me go. huhuhu. assignments are pending and i am horizontal. pls yaarr sleepp ☹️' and the lack of planning evident throughout.

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18‑year‑old dev & food junkie who survived a rainy‑bus dosa & my first drink at 18. 📸 Documenting college chaos, Shrek donkey vibes & #StudentLife– @DragonDidMeWrng

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail captures donkeyy's rollercoaster emotions with a bright mango base and a fiery kick of chili, reflecting their hyper, goofy side and occasional anxiety ('life is short but the day feels sooo long khatam kab hoga 😓'). The addition of lychee liqueur adds a sweet, unexpected twist that mirrors their love for random food combos and constant snacking ('dosa done uttapam burger done pizza done ice cream done cup noodles done kinder joy done ate vadapav ate aalu chaat panipuri done ab mai bhi done 😞🤚'). A splash of spiced rum and a fizz of soda water represent the dragon in their username and the constant bubbling energy they claim ('donkeyy is not in danger donkeyy is the danger 🤣🤣🤣🤚🤚🤣🤣'). The drink is garnished with a flaming orange peel, a nod to the dragon that did me wrong and the dramatic flair of their tweets ('i’m basically him i just need a dragon to complete all of it hehehe THATS WHY MY USERNAME SAYS DRAGONDIDMEWRONGGG HUHU'). Sipping this vibrant, slightly chaotic cocktail feels like scrolling through donkeyy's timeline—sweet, spicy, and unmistakably full of personality ('i’m 18 ahhh finallyyy. i don’t feel anything new but now stop calling me a kiddo okay.').

Your Hogwarts House
The tweets show a strong desire for belonging and friendship, for example they write "my only friends here 😭😭" and ask "yaar how do you even make friends??" which aligns with Hufflepuff’s emphasis on loyalty and community. They also display a hardworking, patient attitude, posting "todayy was so productive …" and repeatedly thanking others with "thank u thank u" and "i call it spreading joy", reflecting Hufflepuff’s dedication and kindness. Their self‑deprecating humor and gentle nature, such as "i’m so uglyy bhaii 🤣🤣🤣" and "donkeyy is not in danger donkeyy is the danger 🤣🤣🤣", show humility and care for others, core Hufflepuff traits. While they sometimes feel anxious, the dominant theme is a yearning for connection and a supportive spirit, which best matches Hufflepuff.

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The upbeat, self‑deprecating vibe of “All Star” matches donkeyy’s frequent jokes about being “ugly” and not the “sharpest tool in the shed,” as seen in the tweet "i so uglyy bhaii 🤣🤣🤣🤚🤚". The song’s Shrek connection (it’s the opening track of the Shrek movie) aligns perfectly with donkeyy’s love for the franchise, highlighted by tweets like "i discovered shrek … donkey became the character i felt closest to" and "i’m basically him…need a dragon". Its chorus "Hey now, you’re an all‑star, get your game on, go play" reflects donkeyy’s hyper, goofy energy and her habit of shouting "donkeyy is the danger" while still feeling sad, as in "i literally can’t stay sad for long … my personality will confuse you because i will still be hyper and goofy". The lyric "the world’s gonna roll you" resonates with her anxiety about school and feeling "life is short but the day feels sooo long," as expressed in "life is short but the day feels sooo long khatam kab hoga 😓".

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