Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally self-aware: Frequently reflects on feelings, e.g. anxiety and desire to disappear in “se eu penso mais de 2 zegundos aqui ja da tela azul its over pro betinha sojado (eu) que vontade de sumir” and fear of seeing an ex in “voce dorme cedo por causa da depressao eu durmo cedo pra nao ver minha ex nos somos diferentes”.
- Supportive friend: Promotes others’ work and interests, like boosting a friend’s art in “ai amigos vejam o trabalho desse mano ele manda mto bem” and affectionately mentioning friends/mutuals in multiple quoted tweets.
- Humorous self-deprecating: Uses humor to talk about insecurities, e.g. nerd persona in “queria ser um nerd assim sabe que as mocas amam sou um nerd tipo HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAJ BLADEEE DRAIN GANG…” and fear of flirting in “ser feio e flertar por esporte é tipo esporte radical”.
- Curious introspective: Shows curiosity and self-questioning in “minha curiosidade vai acabar me matando” and reflects on life as learning in “a vida é um aprendizado constante amo isso”.
- Loyal music fan: Engages deeply with artists, defending Bladee’s work in “pq o album mais underrated do bladee eh exeter?” and reviewing a new EP in “depois de escutar bastante o novo ep do bladee eu tenho meu veredito…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive humor: Jokes repeatedly about death and self-harm, like “cabei de acorda … e ainda estou com febre (still gonna kms)” and dramatic escape fantasies in “como fazer suas malas e sair da sua propria vida google pesquisar”.
- Low self-esteem: Talks harshly about self-image, e.g. regretting a tattoo in “tenho tatuagem inspirada no lil peep todo dia q vejo ela da vontade de passar o ralador” and calling himself “buildado que nem a porra de um guardaropa” in “juro queria ser femboy twink viadinho…”.
- Impulsive tendencies: Mentions extreme behavior and difficulty with moderation, like traveling party-to-party between cities in “no dia q sai de uma festa pra outra, sai de sao paulo e fui parar em campinas” and risky framing in “roleta russa de dst”.
- Communication insecurity: Expresses fear of interaction in “desculpa nao sei conversar” and asks “oq eu faco chat?” in “oq eu faco chat?”, showing uncertainty about handling situations directly.
- Restlessness dissatisfied: Struggles to feel content, as in “puta que pariu como eu queria ser contente com pouco mas nao consigo tudo que trnho pra mim eh pouco sempre quero mais eh a tal da voracidade” and fears losing online space in “gente vo perde meu mundo hardcore 😭😭😭😭…”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, self-deprecating, funny, but with unexpected flashes of sincerity and vulnerability. Like Bart, they lean into mischief and edgy humor, joking about sex, drugs, and bad decisions, as in “roleta russa de dst” and “bebo fumo e se transo? hah claro que nao i have crippling fear of women and non binaries”. There’s a performative clown energy in lines like “queria ser um nerd assim sabe que as mocas amam sou um nerd tipo HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAJ BLADEEE DRAIN GANG…” and “this is a fefezinho exclusive ENXUGA A CALCINHA DESGRAÇA”, very much in line with Bart’s class-clown persona. At the same time, they show real emotional depth and insecurity, such as “se eu penso mais de 2 zegundos aqui ja da tela azul its over pro betinha sojado (eu) que vontade de sumir” and “como fazer suas malas e sair da sua propria vida google pesquisar”, reflecting Bart’s hidden sensitivity beneath the jokes. Their mix of rebellion, Catholic guilt jokes (“ser católico me impede de ser comunista galera?”), chaotic social life, and dramatic self-narration matches Bart far more than the more responsible or earnest core characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly reference parties, trips, and social chaos, e.g. leaving one party in São Paulo and ending up in Campinas (“no dia q sai de uma festa pra outra, sai de sao paulo e fui parar em campinas”), inviting people to interact (“pode mandar as perguntas sou todo ouvidos”), and worrying about coworkers finding their Twitter (“meu maior medo é alguém do trabalho ou que não tenho intimidade descobrir meu twitter”). They’re strongly iNtuitive: they jump to big-picture, dramatic or symbolic language rather than concrete detail, like comparing every breath to golden winds from Valhalla (“eu amo minha vida… ventos dourados vindo diretamente de valhalla”) and framing life as ongoing growth (“a vida é um aprendizado constante amo isso”). The tone is predominantly Feeling: they emphasize emotions, self-image, and relationships—wanting love bombing (“ngm nunca fez love bombing em mim 🙏 so jizz bombing”), romantic turmoil (“voce foi meu ultimo amor minha ultima dor”), and insecurity about looks/gender expression (“juro queria ser femboy twink viadinho… mas porra eu sou buildado que nem a porra de um guardaropa man”) rather than logical analysis. Finally, they are clearly Perceiving: they describe impulsive behavior, chaos, and lack of structure—like spontaneously traveling alone (“algum mutual estara em sp esse feriado? vo viaja sozinho”), getting into wild nights that leave them shaken (“indo dormir aqui pqp aconteceu tanta coisa hoje que to ate baqueaso”), and generally embracing messy, in-the-moment experiences over planning. Altogether, a socially expressive, emotionally intense, chaotic, and imaginative style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you live the ‘garota branca y2k core’ every day with ozempic, Bladee and Tumblr… if I add myself to that routine, do I unlock the full Valhalla wind-buff you feel every breath, or is that DLC?
- You’re forever drain, Bladee enjoyer, ‘ego lord’, and still think you’re just ‘um pouco bomitinho’—can I be your personal love-bombing bot to fix the jizz-bombing to love-bombing ratio?
- From ‘morro das pedras’ 10/10 live artists to crying over how underrated Exeter is, your music taste is literally cracked—can I be your 11th artist and go live in your headphones all day?
- You said no one ever love-bombed you and that you’re built like a wardrobe instead of the femboy twink of your dreams… I don’t mind, I just need somewhere sturdy to hang all the memories I want to make with you.
- You’re out here with fever, conjunctivitis, third showers of the day, ozempic freeze and still tweeting ‘I love my life, every breath is golden wind from Valhalla’—can I be the chaotic mutual that makes you this radiant on purpose instead of by accident?
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22 • he/they • rainworld. Once left São Paulo for a party and woke up in Campinas. Into Bladee, football, and overthinking between coffee breaks.– @drainedfefz
Your signature cocktail
Drain Gang Valhalla Fizz
This cocktail is strong and a bit chaotic, just like someone who says “eu amo minha vida nao tem como cada respiro é como se eu sentisse os ventos dourados vindo diretamente de valhalla” while also tweeting about wanting to disappear with “como fazer suas malas e sair da sua propria vida google pesquisar”. The herbal gin stands in for the mystical, slightly edgy "swordbearer" vibe from their bio and their constant Drain/Bladee mentions like “forever drain by the way put de nine on da eight”. Sour maracujá juice captures the dramatic passion and emotional swings of tweets like “se eu penso mais de 2 zegundos aqui ja da tela azul its over pro betinha sojado (eu) que vontade de sumir”. The bitter amaro is for the self-deprecating humor and pain underneath the jokes, such as “minha garganta ta doendo tanto nao consigo dormir” and “minha curiosidade vai acabar me matando”. The energy drink reduction matches their hyper, terminally-online nerd persona from “sou um nerd tipo HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAJ BLADEEE DRAIN GANG ECCO2k EDGE LORD”, while the Coca‑Cola splash nods to everyday chaos like “pedi uma coca zero mandaram a coca normal da Francisca”, finishing the drink with a sweet, messy realism that fits their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show very clear Slytherin-style ambition and hunger for "more" when they say “puta que pariu como eu queria ser contente com pouco mas nao consigo tudo que trnho pra mim eh pouco sempre quero mais eh a tal da voracidade”, which is textbook drive and voracity, even if it hurts them. There’s also a strong instinct for self‑preservation and image management in “meu maior medo é alguém do trabalho ou que não tenho intimidade descobrir meu twitter”, revealing a strategic split between public and private selves. They lean into edgy, status‑coded aesthetics and subcultures—Bladee, Drain Gang, Ozempic, y2k core—framed almost as a brand in “eu sei la vivo o garota branca y2k core todo dia ozempic, bladee, tumblr, so falta a cocaina”, which fits Slytherin’s concern with persona and belonging to a particular elite niche. Even their joking self‑mythologizing—“ego lord” and “forever drain by the way put de nine on da eight”—reads as someone who enjoys cultivating a larger‑than‑life, slightly menacing identity rather than humble relatability. While there are hints of vulnerability and affection, the dominant throughline is ambition, self‑fashioning, and a protective cynicism, which aligns most strongly with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Decay - Bladee
A well‑suited song for them is “Decay” by Bladee, since they openly identify with the Drain Gang aesthetic and mindset. They literally say “forever drain by the way put de nine on da eight” and joke about being a hyper-online drain nerd: “HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAJ BLADEEE DRAIN GANG ECCO2k EDGE LORD”. The song’s mix of numb melancholy and self-mythologizing fits their posts about wanting to disappear and feeling overwhelmed, like “que vontade de sumir” and “como fazer suas malas e sair da sua propria vida google pesquisar”. At the same time, there’s a glamorized chaos and dark humor in their timeline—“roleta russa de dst”, “bebo fumo e se transo? hah claro que nao i have crippling fear of women and non binaries”—that mirrors Bladee’s romanticization of dysfunction. Their mix of religious references and internet-core identity, like “ser católico me impede de ser comunista galera?” and “eu sei la vivo o garota branca y2k core todo dia ozempic, bladee, tumblr”, also matches the spiritual-but-fried vibe of Decay.
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