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DrDoorknobBalls frequently launches profanity‑filled rants, such as "I FUCKING HATE THIS MAN." and "FUCK THE GAME AWARDS WHAT DO YOU MEAN EXPEDITION 33 WON BASICALLY EVERYTHING…", which mirrors Homer's frequent angry outbursts and use of crude language. Their stream‑of‑consciousness style, jumping from praising the EU ("GOD BLESS THE EUROPEAN UNION!!!!") to bizarre musings about genetically engineered catboys, resembles Homer's erratic, often nonsensical monologues about food, TV, or work. The user also shows self‑deprecating humor about their beloved horse ("fuck my stupid horse life. neigh."), akin to Homer's clueless jokes about his own incompetence. Both characters indulge in pop‑culture references—Homer’s love of beer commercials and the user’s references to video games like "Expedition 33" and "Hideo Kojima"—showing a similar pop‑culture‑obsessed mindset. Overall, the combination of angry shouting, random topic shifts, and simple, goofy affection makes Homer Simpson the best match for this Twitter persona.

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The user displays extraverted behavior by constantly broadcasting loud, emotional rants such as "FUCK THE GAME AWARDS WHAT DO YOU MEAN EXPEDITION 33 WON BASICALLY EVERYTHING..." which seeks external reaction. Their focus on imaginative, abstract ideas—e.g., "i zoned out and . patrick appeared in my wall paper . The Beast"—shows a preference for intuition over concrete details. The statements are driven by strong personal values and emotions, illustrated by "GOD BLESS THE EUROPEAN UNION!!!! Great Food, Great Culture, Beautiful Nuclear Energy, Anti russia, Anti israel..." indicating a feeling orientation. Finally, the chaotic, spontaneous style of posting, as seen in "what my twitter feed has been looking like for the past week", reflects a perceiving rather than a judging approach.

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Equine aficionado, avid gamer & meme collector. Once tried teaching my horse to press A for the final boss. #HorseGaming #PixelPals– @DrDoorknobBalls

Your signature cocktail
This chaotic blend captures DrDoorknobBalls' love for horses, cats, and a penchant for explosive anger. The bourbon represents the 'horsey' they adore, while catnip‑infused gin nods to the bizarre catboy musings like "genetically engineered catboys / catgirls wouldn't be affected by catnip unless scientists went out of their way to do it". Elderflower liqueur pays homage to the pro‑EU enthusiasm in "GOD BLESS THE EUROPEAN UNION!!!!" and the espresso liqueur reflects the "smarties" brain‑boosting reference. A dash of absinthe adds a bitter, unsettling edge that mirrors the fury in "FUCK CLAIREEE OBSCURA I FUCKING HATE EXPEDITION 33" and hints at the lurking creature mentioned in the bio. Served over ice with a horse‑shaped stirrer, it’s a wild, unpredictable sip that embodies the chaotic, meme‑filled vibe of the timeline.

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The user demonstrates a strong drive for personal dominance and ambition, notably in the rant "FUCK THE GAME AWARDS WHAT DO YOU MEAN EXPEDITION 33 WON BASICALLY EVERYTHING..." where they demand recognition. Their willingness to confront and vilify others, as in "I FUCKING HATE THIS MAN." and "you think any idf soldiers got to experience hamas's special liquids inside of them", shows a ruthless, self‑preserving attitude typical of Slytherins. They also express grandiose visions of power and order, e.g., "GOD BLESS THE EUROPEAN UNION!!!! ... Anti russia, Anti israel", reflecting ambition for influence. This combination of ambition, cunning provocation, and a desire to control narratives aligns best with Slytherin values.

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The user frequently declares their love for horses, as shown in their bio "i love my horsey and my horsey loves me" and the tweet "fuck my stupid horse life. neigh.". Their timeline is filled with explosive, angry outbursts such as "FUCK CLAIREEE OBSCURA I FUCKING HATE EXPEDITION 33 I HATE THE FRENCH I HATE THE FRENCH I HATE THE FRENCH" and "GOD BLESS THE EUROPEAN UNION!!!! Great Food, Great Culture, Beautiful Nuclear Energy, Great Politicians, Anti russia, Anti israel, LITERALLY NO REASON TO EVER HATE THE EU". This combination of intense anger and an obsession with horses is captured perfectly by the classic rock anthem "Crazy Horses", whose title literally pairs the word "crazy"—mirroring the user’s chaotic rants—with "horses", echoing their equine fixation. The song’s driving, distorted guitars and repetitive chant of "Crazy horses!" match the frenetic energy of the user’s posts, especially the frequent all‑caps, profanity‑laden tirades. Moreover, the lyric "Crazy horses, you’re driving me mad" (a line from the song) reflects the user’s own sense of being overwhelmed by the "beast" of their online persona.

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